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    “Sometimes in Juniors, I’d think about my teammates in a circle and me on my knees in the center. They’d all be jerking off, and I wouldn’t be allowed to touch myself until every one of them came on me.”

    Shane Hollander has spent a lifetime swallowing down every single desire. Ilya Rozanov finds his pleasure in making him speak.

    featuring: couch conversations about gay awakenings, ex-girlfriends, and sexual fantasies (and now, nearly 10k of locker room roleplay with the meanest Ilya I’ve ever written)

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    RC: Boston?
    Bonnie: Noooooo now I see why Shane took so long to lock you down!
    Lily: 😎Shane likes a girl who knows what is quality hockey
    Lou: I can’t imagine how hard it must be, knowing that your girlfriend is probably a fan of Ro*anov
    Lily: what is *?
    Lou: It’s to keep our chat clean and family-friendly. No talking about the enemy.
    Lily: what if enemy is hot? Not as hot as Shane but still hot?
    Nat: omfg Lily you crack me up
    Jackie: I’m dying. Does Shane know you think Ro*anov is hot?
    Lily: 😇I must go now. Nice to meet you ladies!
    Bonnie: what a girl. I love her.
    Nat: she didn’t answer Jackie’s question 😭😭😭

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    In which Ilya accidentally outs himself and the Montreal WAGS become Hollanov’s greatest defenders post-FanMail Incident

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    21 Aug 2026

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    Rose volunteers for a nonprofit that rescues sex-trafficked omegas, and Shane thinks it's a great cause. He even attends their fundraising galas.

    Then, one night, Rose calls to ask for a favor: She wants Shane to let a recently-rescued male omega live with him. In his apartment.

    His name is Ilya, Rose explains, and the thing is, despite omega hormone levels, he acts and smells just like an alpha. He can't keep staying in an omega group home because he's scaring the other omegas and endangering the staff.

    But he could live with Shane, Rose insists. "You're a big strong alpha hockey player, so he can't intimidate you physically. But also he needs to feel safe, which he can with you, because you're not like other alphas." She pauses. "You know?"

    By which she means Shane has never had a full rut, his scent glands barely work, he can't form a knot, and he has no interest in sticking his dick in anyone. Which, whatever. It's fine.

    But if being a failure as an alpha means he can help this omega, Ilya, who's apparently as much of a biological anomaly as Shane is…

    Shane says yes.

    And maybe it's a stupid decision. But he knows that it's also the right one.

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    17 Aug 2026

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    rpfactorfiction

    Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.


    So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.

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