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1. get used to it, Jack—with me surprises are rarely unexpected by ast781

   Fandoms: Animal Kingdom (TV), The Pitt (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Andrew "Pope" Cody/Samira Mohan
   • Past Jack Abbot/Samira Mohan - Relationship
   • Samira Mohan
   • Jack Abbot (The Pitt)
   • Andrew "Pope" Cody
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Samira gets Pope to teach her to defend herself
   • in the least normal way possible
   • Inspired by Pink Panther
   • freak4freak
   • pretty graphic description of Samira being attacked FYI
   • there’s a reason she wanted self defense lessons so bad:(
   • Season 1 Pope x Post Canon Samira fyi

   Summary

   Samira has truly abysmal luck.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Popemira<3

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