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It's the Camping Experience! by 518Crows
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
24 May 2026
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Summary
“You know what?” Kal said, mischief gleaming far too brightly in his eyes. “How about this? I dare you guys to go camping my way. No air mattresses. No pre-made meals. No Wi-Fi. None of the million-dollar equipment in front of me.”
Bruce watched every single one of his kids perk up with interest.
‘Shit.’
Not one of them would ever back down from a dare.
His jaw clenched. “Kal-El,” He said again, sharper this time.
Before he could step in and shut it down, Kal opened his mouth and sealed their fate.
“I bet you can’t do it.”
Anger surged through Bruce as determination flared in his children’s eyes. He saw Damian puff up, ready to-
“I accep-”
“Clark. Joseph. Kent.”
The effect was immediate. Kal’s victorious grin vanished as he snapped his head toward Bruce. The room fell silent. Kal straightened, then unconsciously hunched as he walked toward him, like a chastened kid called to the principal’s office.
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The Bat family plans a camping trip—something Bruce is absolutely dreading. To make matters worse, they invite Clark, Superman, his very new boyfriend. Boy, are they in for a ride. I mean, who could have known that the man was a camping enthusiast?