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"You don't pay child support!" Rin retorts, crossing his arms.
"Oh? At least I have a job." Ryusei flips his hair back, which was down. Charles looked between them.
"Isn't your job as a striper?" He interjected, grabbing a piece of cake from the Mona Lisa styled painting.
Shidou covered Charles' mouth, in which he is bitten. "CHARBOY, SHHH..."
"So that's why you don't even get any money!" Rin turned away, hurt.
"Well, I'm saving for—"
Just then, One from TPOT appears, smiling with her magical fairy wand in hand. "Hi, I'm the woke dog." She says.
Rin gasps, he remembers when his parents Eren and Mikasa adopted a dog for him and Sae. "A dog?!" He tries to act nonchalant, but fails the fake idgafer war as Saiki Kusou holds that title.
"Yes! Moo— I mean, woof!" One says, scowling as the writer's keyboard almost autocorrected her to One Piece.
"Ugh, I hate dogs, I want a cat!!" Shidou groaned, almost tripping over his eyelashes.
Using a domain expansion, Ryomen Sukuna was summoned, holding a Hello Kitty plush. "Ah, yes, surely this will help me capture Megumi-cha— what the fucking skibidi toilet."
"AYOOOO!!! BRAINROT!!! 🔥" Charles yells, the fire emoji comically appearing in a JoJo Style speech bubble next to him.
"OMG, it's Hello Kitty!! I want a cat!" Shidou squeals like a little girl, Kaneshiro scowls in the background, writing this down for a backstory idea.
"Oh, sure, pinky." Sukuna makes a cat spawn because he is Sukuna.
"A.. cat? But it will right the woke dog!" Rin throws his hands in the air, accidentally reaching the peak of Blue Lock (around two metres).
Charles stomps his foot, "Cats are better!" Shidou nods, proud of his totally biological off-spring.
Giyu Tomioka uses Water Breathing 12th form to enter the room, and simply states, "Cats are better, as dogs are scary." Then ascends to heaven to meet Sabito and Tsutako.
Hugo and Loki, Charles' REAL parents come into the room after the timeline of the author's other incompleted fanfic.
"I prefer dogs, as they are loyal, and God's best friend. God being Loki, of course, as he is my desti—"
"Yap yap yap!!" One, the woke dog, interjects, before realising her mistake. "Oh, you're defending me, I just couldn't hear over your simping-"
Loki just looks around, slowly fading into the distance.
Yoshiki Tsujinaka, the favourite, adds, "I think hamsters are cute."
"How did you get in here?!" Rin yells.
"I held hands with Kuroko Tetsuya, which made me basically invisible." Yoshiki shrugs, looking away.
Kuroko nods, "Dogs are the best. But my boyfriend is scared of them so I'm fine with either."
They adopt the entire zoo (aka Blue Lock)