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1. Eighteen Bears by Chexie

   Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   22 Apr 2026

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   • Ryland Grace
   • Porn Magazines
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Angst
   • The fine line between comedy and tragedy and I yearn to use it like a jumprope
   • Asexual Ryland Grace
   • Or he could just be weird about porn. Your choice I guess
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • I guess???
   • Grace looks at porn and fucking cries thats it thats the fic
   • Okay rapid fire
   • Mentioned Yáo Li-Jie
   • Mentioned Olesya Ilyukhina
   • Mentioned Eva Stratt
   • Mentioned Ryland Grace's Students
   • which is a stupid way to say that
   • No Dialogue
   • Character Study
   • watch in awe as I continue to slurry together the book canon and movie canon
   • Because I cannot use the movie for reference!!
   • No Betas we die like Yao and Ilyukhina

   Summary

   Grace needs to find a way to kill time with the five days he has until the Hail Mary's engines stall and he can start actively investigating Tau Ceti.

   Buried in storage, he finds a wad of porn magazines. Alright, fine. He'll bite.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,805

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