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Professional Hostilities

Summary:

Nevermore Academy and Cresthaven Preparatory School have always been rivals.

So have Principal Larissa Weems and Headmistress Penelope Sturgess, whose every interaction is a masterclass in professional civility, academic contempt, and suspiciously charged eye contact.

Their students are, naturally, invested.

Chapter 1: Opening Remarks

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The sprawling grounds of Blackthorn Manor were alive with the hum of students, their excitement rippling through the crisp autumn air. The annual Occult Academic Tournament, a prestigious gathering of the brightest outcast students from across the country, had transformed the old estate into something between a battlefield and a celebration.

Banners bearing sigils of ancient lineages fluttered above the courtyard, their embroidered symbols shifting faintly in the gray morning light. Among the elegant hedgerows and looming gothic spires, students gathered near their respective school colors, whispering with nervous anticipation and poorly concealed competitive glee.

Blackthorn Manor itself loomed over the proceedings with the theatrical gloom of a place that had once hosted duels, séances, and at least one historically significant poisoning. Its windows were narrow and dark, its towers jagged against the silver sky. Ivy crawled over the stonework in deep red veins, autumn having turned the leaves the color of old blood. Somewhere beyond the courtyard, a fountain burbled with black water that occasionally reflected faces that were not there.

Naturally, everyone considered it an ideal venue for students.

The rivalry between Nevermore Academy and Cresthaven Preparatory School was old enough to have become tradition and recent enough to still sting.

Nevermore had prestige, legacy, and the sort of reputation that opened doors before its students ever touched the handle. Cresthaven had momentum, innovation, and an irritating habit of winning categories it had no business entering. Where Nevermore was polished and historic, Cresthaven was experimental and unapologetically strange. Where Nevermore valued discipline, Cresthaven prized invention. The two schools had spent years circling one another in rankings, symposiums, recruitment lists, and tournament results, each institution quietly convinced the other represented everything wrong with modern outcast education.

The faculty at each place were no better about it.

Nevermore professors spoke of Cresthaven with the careful neutrality of people discussing a disease that had not yet spread to their wing of the hospital. Cresthaven instructors, in turn, referred to Nevermore as “venerable” with a tone that made the word sound dangerously close to “fossilized.” At conferences, their representatives exchanged papers, compliments, and academic footnotes that amounted to elegant acts of violence.

The students, naturally, found this thrilling.

Nevermore Academy’s delegation arrived in impeccable form. The students, clad in their sleek uniforms, moved with practiced composure as they filed into their designated section near the main pavilion. Even the younger students seemed to understand that wearing Nevermore’s colors at an event like this meant carrying themselves as if the school’s entire legacy rested on the angle of their shoulders.

A few of them were less successful than others…

One gorgon student kept turning around to stare at the Cresthaven banner, her snakes whispering among themselves with more enthusiasm than discretion. A vampire boy near the back pretended not to be intimidated by the size of the tournament field and failed with a sincerity that was almost touching. Two siren students had already begun quietly arguing over whether the acoustics of the amphitheater would help or hinder the enchantment round.

At the head of the group, Principal Larissa Weems commanded attention effortlessly.

Her tailored charcoal-blue coat swept elegantly with every measured step, the fabric cut to flatter her tall frame with devastating precision. Her platinum-blonde hair was perfectly coifed, not a strand out of place despite the bite of wind moving through the courtyard. She glanced down at her students with a faint but encouraging smile, issuing quiet reassurances in a voice low enough not to carry and authoritative enough that they all straightened anyway.

“Remember,” Larissa said, pausing near the Nevermore banner, “you are here because you have already distinguished yourselves. Conduct yourselves accordingly.”

A werewolf student swallowed. “No pressure, then.”

Larissa’s smile warmed by half a degree. “Pressure is simply expectation with better posture.”

The student blinked, apparently unsure whether that was comforting.

Larissa moved on before he could decide.

She had spent the entire journey ensuring her students were prepared, composed, and aware of exactly what this tournament represented. She had reviewed schedules, assigned faculty chaperones, corrected three uniforms, confiscated an unauthorized hexing charm, and reminded everyone that inter-school rivalry was a cherished tradition, not an invitation to commit misdemeanors with witnesses present.

Then she turned toward the pavilion.

At the same moment, Headmistress Penelope Sturgess of Cresthaven Preparatory School descended the grand stone staircase from the opposite side of the courtyard.

Cresthaven’s students followed her in a looser formation, their energy more eclectic than chaotic. A few carried notebooks already bursting with charms and loose parchment. One student had a small mechanical raven perched on their shoulder, its brass wings ticking softly as it turned its head toward the Nevermore delegation. Another wore their uniform cloak inside out, either by accident or as a statement of principle. A third appeared to be levitating several inches off the ground while reading from a battered field guide titled Practical Curses for the Morally Flexible.

Penelope did not seem concerned by any of this. If anything, she seemed pleased.

Her forest-green ensemble clung to her sharp figure like armor, the fabric shimmering faintly beneath the dim autumn light. Her auburn hair was swept back into a sleek bun, though a few coppery strands had escaped around her temples in a way that seemed somehow intentional. Round glasses sat low on her nose, catching the light as her green eyes skimmed the courtyard with quick, assessing intelligence.

Her stride was confident. Unhurried. Infuriatingly self-possessed.

The crowd seemed to part for her just as easily as it had for Larissa, though where Larissa drew attention like a queen entering court, Penelope gathered it like a spark threatening to catch.

“Please do not enchant the judges before the first round,” Penelope called over her shoulder without looking back.

A Cresthaven student in the second row paused mid-gesture. “I was not—”

“Nor should you begin.”

The student lowered their hand.

Penelope continued walking, entirely unruffled. “And if anyone has brought experimental familiars, they are to remain either leashed, sealed, folded, or politely dormant until after registration.”

There was a guilty pause from somewhere in the group.

Penelope sighed. “Oscar.”

A small, translucent creature poked its head out of a satchel and sneezed glitter onto the cobblestones.

Penelope closed her eyes briefly, as though asking the universe to develop standards. “Dormant, Oscar.”

The creature retreated.

Several Nevermore students stared.

Larissa, who had unfortunately seen all of it, chose not to react. It was a tremendous act of will.

The two women reached the entrance to the main pavilion at precisely the same moment.

They stopped. Around them, several students did the same.

Larissa Weems looked down at Penelope Sturgess with the serene expression of a woman discovering an inconvenience in her path.

Penelope, to her credit, looked entirely unmoved.

“Headmistress Sturgess,” Larissa said. “How unexpected.”

“Is it?” Penelope asked. “How troubling for the event organizers. I was invited.”

A Cresthaven student covered their mouth with their program.

Larissa’s smile remained immaculate. “Naturally. The tournament has always been generous.”

“Yes,” Penelope said, glancing briefly toward the Nevermore delegation. “I noticed.”

The silence that followed was brief, elegant, and fatal.

Several Nevermore students went still. A few Cresthaven students leaned forward shamelessly. Somewhere near the back of the gathering, someone whispered, “Oh, this should be good,” and was immediately elbowed into silence.

“How reassuring,” Larissa replied. “Cresthaven has brought confidence this year. I had wondered what might replace preparation.”

Penelope’s brow lifted. “And Nevermore has brought tradition. How brave.”

“Tradition has served us well.”

“So have candles,” Penelope said. “One still eventually expects electricity.”

A Nevermore student inhaled sharply.

Larissa’s eyes narrowed by the smallest possible degree. Her smile did not shift, which somehow made the entire thing worse.

“I trust your students are prepared for the rigor of the competition,” she said.

“I trust yours are prepared for the possibility of surprise.”

“Nevermore students are rarely surprised.”

“Yes,” Penelope said. “That would require curiosity.”

The students collectively forgot to breathe.

Then Larissa smiled. Not warmly. Not kindly. But with such precise, polished displeasure that several of her own students instinctively straightened.

“It is always illuminating to hear Cresthaven speak on curiosity,” she said. “Particularly given your school’s flexible relationship with consequences.”

Penelope adjusted one cuff. “Consequences are simply results one has failed to market properly.”

“How very Cresthaven.”

“How very Nevermore to sound wounded by a definition.”

“Oh no,” one Nevermore student whispered.

“What?” a Cresthaven student murmured back.

“That’s her polite voice.”

The Cresthaven student glanced toward Penelope’s sharpened smile. “So is that.”

Larissa folded her hands neatly in front of her, the motion elegant enough to belong in a portrait and controlled enough to suggest that several less polite responses had been considered and dismissed.

“I see you have maintained your commitment to turning every academic event into a philosophical objection.”

“And I see you have maintained your commitment to mistaking posture for leadership.”

A few students made strangled sounds that might have been horror or delight.

Larissa’s gaze swept briefly over Penelope’s forest-green suit, the burnished copper of her hair, the faint glint of her glasses. Her expression suggested she was assessing a threat. Or an administrative error. Possibly both.

“Your students must find you very inspiring,” Larissa said.

“How kind.”

“It was not intended to be.”

“No,” Penelope replied. “That was the inspiring part.”

The corner of Larissa’s mouth twitched.

It was almost too small to notice. Unfortunately for her, their students noticed everything.

“Are they allowed to speak to each other like that?” one Cresthaven student whispered.

A Nevermore student frowned. “Technically, they haven’t said anything rude.”

A pause. “That’s worse.”

Penelope shifted her notebook under one arm, entirely too at ease for someone standing in the path of Larissa Weems’s carefully contained displeasure. “I had heard Nevermore was eager to recover from last year’s tournament. The rumors of strategic recalibration were very dramatic.”

“How flattering that Cresthaven takes such an interest in our internal affairs.”

“One must keep up with the classics.”

Larissa’s smile sharpened. “And one must occasionally remind the experimental schools that novelty is not the same as excellence.”

“No, of course not,” Penelope said. “Excellence requires results. Novelty merely requires imagination. I can see how that might feel unfamiliar.”

The air between them tightened. There it was. Not flirtation. Not exactly. Something colder, sharper, and infinitely more inconvenient.

Larissa took one measured step closer, the movement subtle enough to pass for necessary and deliberate enough that no one believed it was.

“Nevermore has never lacked imagination, Headmistress Sturgess.”

“Perhaps not,” Penelope replied. “But it does seem to keep it in a locked cabinet.”

“And Cresthaven, I presume, leaves its imagination unattended with access to matches.”

“Only under faculty supervision.”

“How comforting.”

“I thought so.”

A tournament official approached with the brisk, frightened determination of someone who had been sent by people unwilling to come over themselves. He wore the black-and-gold sash of the Blackthorn committee, and his expression suggested that he had already reconsidered several life choices before breakfast.

“Principal Weems. Headmistress Sturgess,” he said, giving each woman a nervous nod. “How wonderful to see both Nevermore and Cresthaven represented this year.”

“Is it?” Penelope asked.

The official faltered. “Yes?”

Larissa’s smile turned sympathetic, which somehow made him look even more alarmed. “Mr. Vale, is it?”

“Yes, Principal Weems.”

“How lovely. I assume registration is prepared?”

“Of course,” he said quickly. “We have your packets inside. Seating assignments, event schedules, emergency protocols, magical liability waivers—standard procedure.”

Penelope glanced at Larissa. “How comforting. Nevermore must be thrilled. A waiver.”

Larissa did not look at her. “Cresthaven may wish to read theirs twice.”

“We prefer to learn through lived experience.”

“That has been evident.”

Mr. Vale’s gaze darted between them. “Excellent. Wonderful. Very spirited. The committee, of course, values the long-standing relationship between your institutions.”

“Our relationship,” Penelope said, “is mostly footnotes and slander.”

“Private slander,” Larissa corrected. “Nevermore has standards.”

“Public footnotes, then.”

Mr. Vale made a sound that might have been a laugh if one were generous. No one was.

He adjusted the packet in his hands. “The opening ceremony will begin shortly. The heads of school are asked to take their places in the front row. Alphabetically, of course.”

Penelope looked toward the pavilion. “Alphabetically by school or by surname?”

“By school.”

“Unfortunate,” she said.

Larissa’s head turned by a degree. “For whom?”

“The audience,” Penelope replied. “One hates to begin an event with disappointment.”

Mr. Vale visibly decided not to understand that.

Larissa accepted her registration packet from him with a graceful nod. “Thank you, Mr. Vale. I am sure the committee has taken every measure to ensure a smooth and dignified tournament.”

At the word dignified, both women glanced—very briefly—toward the Cresthaven student with the mechanical raven.

The raven clicked its beak.

Penelope smiled. “We all do what we can with the material provided.”

Larissa looked at her for one long, silent moment.

Then she turned to Mr. Vale. “How soon are the first-round pairings announced?”

“Immediately after the ceremony.”

“And the categories?”

“Opening trials include warding theory, apparition navigation, hexcraft ethics, enchanted object handling, and cooperative problem-solving.”

At this, several students from both schools perked up.

Penelope’s expression became still.

Larissa noticed.

“Cooperative problem-solving?” Larissa repeated.

Mr. Vale brightened, apparently delighted to discuss something other than administrative hostility. “Yes. A new addition this year. The committee felt it would encourage inter-school collaboration.”

There was a silence. Not a brief one. A full, dreadful silence.

From behind Larissa, a Nevermore student whispered, “Oh, that’s cruel.”

A Cresthaven student whispered back, “I think that’s the point.”

Penelope looked at Mr. Vale. “Collaboration.”

“Yes.”

“Between rival schools.”

“Yes.”

“With adolescents.”

Mr. Vale hesitated. “Ideally supervised.”

Larissa’s smile returned. “How ambitious.”

Penelope made a note in the margin of her packet. “That is one word for it.”

Mr. Vale cleared his throat. “Pairs will be assigned by lottery. We find it prevents favoritism.”

“It may also prevent peace,” Penelope said.

“Growth often involves discomfort,” Mr. Vale replied, clearly quoting someone else and regretting it halfway through.

Larissa’s eyes flicked toward him. “How fortunate that Blackthorn Manor provides so much of it.”

Mr. Vale clutched his clipboard.

The ceremonial bell rang before he could answer, deep and resonant. Its sound rolled over the gathered schools, signaling the start of the opening ceremony.

Neither Larissa nor Penelope moved.

The bell tolled again.

Still, neither woman moved.

Finally, Penelope gave a polite smile that managed to contain no warmth whatsoever. “I suppose we’ll let the students settle it, as always.”

Larissa inclined her head, every inch of her composed. “May the best school win.”

“Then I look forward to congratulating Cresthaven.”

“How gracious of you to practice delusion in advance.”

A Cresthaven student made a delighted choking sound. Penelope looked at Larissa for half a second longer than the insult required.

“You really are exactly as advertised,” she said.

Larissa’s expression remained serene. “And you are precisely as warned.”

For a moment, the space between them held. Then they both stepped toward the pavilion entrance at once. The doorway was narrow enough that their shoulders brushed as they passed through. It was barely a touch, nothing more than wool against silk, the briefest pressure of proximity.

Both women reacted as if the architecture had personally offended them.

Larissa straightened, chin lifting by the smallest degree. Penelope adjusted her glasses with unnecessary precision. Neither looked at the other. Neither looked back.

Inside the pavilion, the heads of school had begun taking their seats beneath a canopy of enchanted blackthorn branches. The branches twisted overhead, blooming with pale white flowers that opened and closed like watchful eyes. Rows of chairs curved around the central platform, where the tournament judges sat in high-backed seats carved with protective sigils.

Larissa took her place in the front row with practiced elegance. Penelope sat two seats away after discovering, with visible dissatisfaction, that the alphabetical arrangement had spared them from direct adjacency.

Between them sat the headmaster of St. Bartholomew’s Institute for Nocturnal Studies, a pale, narrow man who looked as if he had been placed there by divine intervention and was not enjoying the responsibility. He glanced once at Larissa. Then at Penelope. Then straight ahead. A wise man.

The opening remarks began. Some ancient member of the Blackthorn committee welcomed the schools, praised academic excellence, invoked several historical tragedies as inspiration, and reminded everyone that unsanctioned curses would result in disqualification. The students listened with varying degrees of attention. Nevermore’s delegation remained impressively composed. Cresthaven’s appeared composed if one ignored the whispered betting pool forming in the third row.

Larissa kept her gaze forward. So did Penelope. This lasted nearly three minutes.

Then Penelope, without turning her head, murmured, “Your students are very still.”

Larissa did not look at her. “They are attentive.”

“I thought perhaps decorative.”

“An understandable mistake from someone accustomed to chaos.”

Penelope’s lips twitched. “You say chaos as if it’s a flaw.”

“I say it as if I have met your students.”

The headmaster between them closed his eyes. Penelope tapped one finger lightly against her program. “At least mine are awake.”

“At least mine are not a fire hazard.”

“That was one time.”

Larissa finally turned her head. Penelope did not. The headmaster made a faint noise of despair. Behind them, two students leaned forward at exactly the same time.

“They’re still doing it,” one student whispered.

“They haven’t stopped,” the other whispered back, awed.

The Blackthorn official at the podium announced the first trial categories, his voice echoing across the pavilion. Applause rose politely from the assembled schools. A few students cheered until their faculty silenced them with looks of varying severity.

Larissa’s hands remained folded in her lap, white gloves immaculate. Penelope made notes in the margins of the program, though whether they concerned the tournament or Larissa’s alleged shortcomings was unclear.

When the official announced that the first cooperative round would include one student from each school chosen at random, a ripple of interest moved through the pavilion.

Nevermore students glanced toward Cresthaven. Cresthaven students glanced toward Nevermore. Then, almost as one, both groups glanced toward Larissa and Penelope. The two women did not look at each other.

This, of course, made the students look harder.

As the opening ceremony continued and the courtyard beyond filled with the buzz of magic, rivalry, and ambition, the whispers about Principal Weems and Headmistress Sturgess only grew louder. Whatever had passed between them had not been friendly.

It had not been simple, either.

And, judging by the way both women sat rigidly facing forward while radiating mutual disdain with the intensity of a controlled burn, it was certainly not finished.