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Leo Valdez created a group chat
Leo Valdez renamed group to CHAOS
Leo Valdez added Jason Grace, Piper McLean, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Hazel Levesque, Frank Zhang, Nico di Angelo, Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano, Will Solace, Thalia and Mirri Claire to Demigod Chaos
Leo Valdez changed his name to Leo Mcshizzle
Percy Jackson is online
Piper McLean is online
Jason Grace is online
Jason Grace: ??
Jason Grace: What is this? Why did you just hand me a phone and run off?
Leo Mcshizzle: why your in the grip chat of course!
Piper McLean: Don't phones attract monsters?
Percy Jackson: They dp i speek feom experince
Jason Grace: I had a stroke reading that bro 😭
Leo Mcshizzle: Is your autocorrect off
Percy Jackson: bro idk
Leo Mcshizzle: I'll come over and check r u still in ur cabin
Percy Jackson: yup
Annabeth Chase is online
Nico di Angelo is online
Nico di Angelo: Valdez what is this
Annabeth Chase: Why tf did you THROW the phone? It could have broken had I not caught it.
Leo Mcshizzle: lAnGuAgE
Nico di Angelo changed Percy Jackson’s name to Supreme Lord of the Bathroom
Piper McLean: Damn Annabeth you don't need perfect grammar when texting
Supreme Lord of the Bathroom: dam* 🤣
Supreme Lord of the Bathroom: Also Nico wth
Supreme Lord of the Bathroom: How do you know about that?
Nico di Angelo: Will told me
Supreme Lord of the Bathroom: dam it
Thalia is online
Thalia: dam
Thalia is offline
Supreme Lord of the Bathroom: aaaaand shes gone
Replying to: Damn Annabeth...
Annabeth Chase: Says who?
Hazel Levesque is online
Frank Zhang is online
Frank Zhang: Why does the box that Leo sent us contain phones? And why does said phone keep dingign?
Annabeth Chase: Dinging*
Hazel Levesque: Dear Leo Mcshizzle,
What is this?
Kind Regards,
Hazel
Leo Mcshizzle: A group chat
Leo Mcshizzle: duh
Leo Mcshizzle: Also Hazel you don't have to sign ur texts
Hazel Levesque: Dear Leo Mcshizzle,
Noted.
Kind Regards,
Hazel
Replying to: A group chat
Frank Zhang: Why? How? Explain??
Leo Mcshizzle: After the triumvirate I figured out how to make monster proof phones because we deserve them unlike those shitty emperors
Leo Mcshizzle: also i was boreddd
Leo Mcshizzle: now u guys need to change uour names, their boring
Annabeth Chase: your*, they're*
Annabeth Chase: Also, I am not changing my name
The Supreme Lord of the Bathroom changed Annabeth Chase's name to Wise Girl
Wise Girl: .
Wise Girl: Ok fine, I guess.
Piper McLean: Aww
Piper McLean: How cuteee
Wise Girl: stfu Piper
Piper McLean: :)
Leo Mcshizzle changed Piper McLean's name to Beauty Queen
Leo Mcshizzle changed Jason Grace's name to Blond Superman
Blond Superman: .
Blond Superman: Seriously Leo?
Leo Mcshizzle: yup :)
Frank Zhang: does Chiron know about the phones?
Leo Mcshizzle: Yes
Wise Girl: Are you sure?
Leo Mcshizzle: yes I told him! He says we can test them out
Frank Zhang: so we’re the guinea pigs?
Wise Girl: Percy was a guinea pig once.
Beauty Queen: I’m sorry what
The Supreme Lord of the Bathroom: WISE GIRL
Leo Mcshizzle: lmaooo
Nico di Angelo: ha
Leo Mcshizzle change The Supreme Lord of the Bathroom’s name to Guinea Pig
Leo Mcshizzle changed Frank Zhang's name to The Changeling Lord
Leo Mcshizzle changed Hazel Levesque's name to Miss Metal Detector
Guinea Pig changed Nico di Angelo's name to Italian Wall Lizard
Italian Wall Lizard: ...
Italian Wall Lizard: fuck you Jackson
Guinea Pig: Love you too cuz :)
Italian Wall Lizard: Why can't I change my name?
Italian Wall Lizard: Valdez, explain
Leo Mcshizzle: I've set it so that no one can change there own names
Wise Girl: their*
Wise Girl: Get your grammar right.
Leo Mcshizzle: no
The Supreme Lord of the Bathroom: no
Italian Wall Lizard: no
Replying to I've set it so...
Italian Wall Lizard: 🖕
Leo Mcshizzle: *offended gasp*
Guinea Pig: did you just type out offended gasp?
Leo Mcshizzle: Yea what about it
Guinea Pig: that's weird
Leo Mcshizzle: deal with it
Blond Superman: So who have you given the prototypes to?
Leo Mchsizzle: the seven, nico, reyna, thalia, will and mirri (because chiron said she’d help annabeth and will keep us under control)
Will Solace is online
Will Solace: No she won’t
Will Solace: She lives for chaos
Italian Wall Lizard changed Will Solace’s name to ‘Glowstick’
Glowstick: …
Mirri is online
Mirri: Sup bitchess
Glowstick: Told you so
Mirri: :))
Wise Girl: And here I was, thinking you’d be a responsible figure to this group.
Mirri: Annabeth, u’ve known me for years
Mirri: Why would u think I’d be the responsible one?
Wise Girl: …
Wise Girl: Fair enough.
Mirri: @ItalianWallLizard I approve of the name you gave my brother 🙂↕️🙂↕️
The Changeling Lord: wait who are you? And why is Will’s name Glowstick?
Mirri: Hellooo I’m Mirri, and I’m the official therapist of chb, daughter of Apollo, avid reader, theater kid, pianist etc etc, nice to meet you :D
Mirri: The reason why Will’s name is Glowstick is becausergsarfgtgjhfdfgn
Miss Metal Detector: What happened?
Italian Wall Lizard: Will got her.
Miss Metal Detector: Oh. Ok!
Mirri: I GOT MY PHONE BACK
Mirri: AnYwAYs
Mirri: Will is called glowstick bc he can glowwwww
Mirri: Like a GLOWSTICK
Guinea Pig: wait wait wait
Guinea Pig: Why am I only hearing of this now??
Mirri: idk
Mirri: maybe you never paid attention?
Mirri: He glows when he’s happy :)
Mirri: It’s adorable lol
Glowstick: MIRRI
Mirri: what?
Mirri: It’s a younger sibling’s duty to embarrass their older sibling :))
Glowstick: I’m telling that to Kayla and Austin
Mirri: WAIT
Mirri: NO
Mirri: WILL
Mirri: PLEASE
Mirri: I’M BEGGING YOU
Mirri is offline
Blond Superman: …
The Changeling Lord: …
Miss Metal Detector: …
Miss Metal Detector: Greeks are weird.
The Changeling Lord: Oh yeah 100%
Leo McShizzle: Excuse me
Guinea Pig: That was not WeIrD
Wise Girl: It was normal behaviour.
Italian Wall Lizard: pretty subdued tbh
Beauty Queen: If you think Cabin 7 is weird u’ll never survive chb lol
Mirri is online
Mirri: That’s a small amount of weirdness for my cabin
Mirri: Trust me it’s just the tip of the iceberg
Mirri: WILL GET BACK HERE
Mirri is offline
Thalia is online
Thalia: ^^
Thalia is offline
~end of chapter 1~