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🏒Secret Society of Stick Handlers🏒
I just realized something!
Most of you came out to me first!!!
Dinosaur 🦖
What are you talking about?
Eric came out to Kyle first
And when would Pricey even have that conversation with you?
Hate to break it to you but Hollander and Barrett aren't most of us
Sugar Daddy 🍼💸
Roz, I don't think going up to someone and saying ‘you're gay, and you're into that guy’ counts as coming out to you
Dinosaur 🦖
Wait what? How many of you have had that particular conversation with Rozanov?
Pricey 🧑🦰
Technically for me he only said that I'm gay but didn’t mention Fabian
And I was already out to him and his friends
Sugar Daddy 🍼💸
For me he clocked the whole situation and not just mine but Kyle’s too after seeing him once
And unfortunately it was before I told Kyle
Chiron's Dad 🐶
He basically told me I’m gay and in love with Harris and to get over myself and ask him out and that repeated almost every day after this
Jane 🥵💦❤️
Hey! It was Rose who told me I'm gay not you
And when I did came out to you you laughed in my face
Dinosaur 🦖
YOU LAUGHED IN HIS FACE??
Ok I realize it wasn’t my finest moment but what would be your first thought if the guy you’ve been fucking for the last seven years tells you he’s into men
It wasn’t something I didn’t already know
Chiron's Dad 🐶
Then how did you two get together?
Jane 🥵💦❤️
We had a photoshoot together
That I organized btw
Jane 🥵💦❤️
and in the changing room - technically in the showers he saw that I was attracted to him and started jerking off
Sugar Daddyb🍼💸
EW 🤢
You broke rule number one of communal showers
I knew what I wanted and I could see what he wanted
And it's not like there was a chance in which he would make the first move
I had to make sure he understood the message 😏 🚿💦
Chiron's Dad 🐶
And that worked?
Hollzy come on
Jane 🥵💦❤️
I'm not proud of it but yeah
Dinosaur 🦖
So what? You just did it in the showers? Where someone could have walked in??
Unfortunatelly my sweet Shane said 'Not here' so when we got out I asked him for his room number
Dinosaur 🦖
Wait a second you said 7 years
the only photoshoot I can remember the two of you doing so long ago was in 2010
Have you been together for over a decade?
Sugar Daddy 🍼💸
SINCE ROOKIE SEASON???
Maybe, maybe not
I guess you'll never know
Pricey 🧑🦰
Yes that's the photoshoot - the CCM one
They've been together since rookie season
The summer before 😉
Chiron's Dad 🐶
How do you know so much? We've been on the same team for years and he's never answered???
Jane 🥵💦❤️
We may not have been the best at locking doors
Sorry Ryan
Pricey 🧑🦰
I walked in on them twice during the camps
Sugar Daddy 🍼💸
Poor Pricey
Sorry Ryan
Chiron's Dad 🐶
WAIT
It's been under our noses the whole time
You didn't even hide it
Dinosaur 🦖
????
Sugar Daddy 🍼💸
???
Stop with the cryptic messages Barrett
Chiron's Dad 🐶
They have a picture from that photoshoot in their house
And it's in a very prominent place
I just thought he found the pic online and printed it bc it's one of their earliest ones
Jane 🥵💦❤️
Actually this photo was never released to the public as part of the campaign
Ilya got in touch with the photographer a few years back to see if he still has any of the photos that weren't used
He chose this one because it showed the real us
It was my Christmas present that year
Dinosaur 🦖
Who knew that Rozonov had a heart
And a big one at that
Jane 🥵💦❤️
We have a charity together
That might have been a clue
SLANDER
Chiron's Dad 🐶
If we're sharing stories of Roz being a total sweetheart please let me join in
Barrett if you continue you'll regret it
Chiron's Dad 🐶
When he found out that Harris and I are engaged he cried more than Harris
And bought Chiron a gold colar with real dimonds to match Harris' ring
And threw a huge surprise party for Chiron's birthday
I'm pretty sure he spend more time planning it than their actual wedding
My nephew deserves only the best
and you're doing bag skates tomorrow
Jane 🥵💦❤️
I'll just leave this here
[A photo of Ilya and the Pike kids. Ilya is wearing a pink princess dress has poorly done make up - clearly done by one of the girls and manicured nails. The five of them have the biggest and goofiest grins]
betrayed by my own husband
moya lyubov do not think that you can get out of bag skates tomorrow
Jane 🥵💦❤️
We'll see about that 😇
Chiron's Dad 🐶
NO FLIRTING IN THE GROUP CHAT
you live together
no need to traumatize others
We didn't do anything
Chiron's Dad 🐶
Don't act innocent I know this is how it starts
😇
Sugar Daddy 🍼💸
I feel bad for the Cens
Being subjeced to Hollander and Rozanov's antics everyday must be brutal
Dinosaur 🦖
I don't
They're on the same team as two of the best players in the league
Practically have a sure spot in the playoffs
You should feel bad about the rest of us who need to play against them
Sugar Daddy 🍼💸
Good thing I retired before Hollander joined the team
Chiron's Dad 🐶
The only good thing about the fact that the Voyagers are homophobic dicks(minus Hayden)
Hollanov on the same team 🙌
Jane 🥵💦❤️
Thank you for excluding Hayden he's the only one who didn't question whether my trip was real or not even for a second
Pike is very dumb and very bad at hockey
But he is a good friend
And his kids and wife are the best