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America has added Canada, England, France, Russia, China, Germany, Italy, and Japan to “world chat”.
England: america what the fuck
America has changed username to theworldshero
theworldshero: hey arthur
theworldshero sent photo attachment “dab.png”
England: NO
France: what-
England: N O
France: lmaooo
England: get that trash away from me i s2g
France sent photo attachment “frenchdab.png”
England: you’re both dead to me.
England: d e a d
theworldshero: #dabsfordays
England: i’m disowning you. mattie’s my new favorite child.
Canada sent photo attachment “canadiandab.png”
theworldshero: yES CANADA MY BRO
England: i
Canada: #dabsfordays
England: to think that ive been betrayed
England: by my own FAMILY
Italy sent photo attachment “italiandab.png”
Japan sent photo attachment “japanesedab.png”
Russia sent photo attachment “russiandab.png”
China sent photo attachment “chinesedab.png”
theworldshero: OMF G;;
theworldshero: eVEN CHINA IM LAUHGNIG
China: get fucked, england
England has left the chat.
Germany: What.
France: this chat is gold
Germany: America, what is this?
Italy: nice timing germany
theworldshero: a random chat thing
Germany: But why?
Italy: bc we’re cool kids 8)
theworldshero has added England to “world chat”.
France: wb eyebrows
England: fuck you titty croissant
Canada: titty croissant
theworldshero: titty croissant
China: titty croissant
Italy: titty croissant
Russia: titty croissant
France has changed username to “tittycroissant”.
tittycroissant: i humbly accept this title
Canada: im wheez in g
Canada has changed username to “kumamemejiro”
kumamemejiro: since we’re on the subject of choosing nicknames
Russia: what should my name be?
England: annoying af man who keeps saying “da”
Russia: sooo basically you in bed?
England: ???
Russia: “ da -ddy! da -ddy!”
theworldshero: omf-
Russia: “faster! faster!”
kumamemejiro: HOL Y SH IT
Italy: dAMN
Russia has changed username to DA-ddy.
theworldshero: ROASTED AHAHA
tittycroissant: russia the grill master
England has left the chat.
theworldshero: lmaooo not again
Japan: poor england.
Italy: rip