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windows + linux chatfic

Summary:

bigdoofusdoodoohead: guys someone ban xp from the chat she keeps spamming videos of her crashing out while playing drangtaopa
dangaroopa*
dagantrpa*
dganganropa*
dang it grandpa*
fuck
thegreatestOS: close enough
i use arch btw: wtf is happening
warty_warthog: peak
theWOWstartsNOW: welcome to the mind fuck

or...

xp decides to make a group chat for the windows versions and linux distros! what could possibly go wrong? (spoiler alert: everything.)

Notes:

guys please help im too obsessed with my os ocs
btw NONE of these ocs are os-tans
anyway here are the usernames (AND THE GENDERS) so u guys don't mix up the characters:
windows xp: thegreatestOS (female)
windows vista: theWOWstartsNOW (female)
windows 7: e (male)
windows 8: win8 (male)
windows 8.1: thecoolerwin8 (female)
windows 2000: 2k (male)
windows me: theworstOS (female)
windows 95: unc (male)
windows nt 4.0: unc 2.0 (female)
windows 98: unc 3.0 (male)

linux mint: mint (female)
debian: drfghjhgftdfyhjlnbvcgdtf (male)
ubuntu: warty_warthog (male)
kali linux: bigdoofusdoodoohead (female)
arch linux: i use arch btw (female)
gentoo: installgentoo (male)
slackware: slack_wAre (female)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: bigdoofusdoodoohead

Chapter Text

1:14 AM: thegreatestOS created "New Chat"

1:15 AM: thegreatestOS changed  "New Chat" to "flying toilet seats"

1:19 AM: thegreatestOS added theWOWstartsNOW, e, and bigdoofusdoodoohead

 

thegreatestOSyo guyz

theWOWstartsNOW: bro its 1 in the morning wtf is ts??!??!?!??!

thegreatestOS: the greatest place u will ever lay ur eyes upon

theWOWstartsNOW: what

theWOWstartsNOW: so what happened to the other gc why do we need another one

thegreatestOS: i got bored of spamming pregnant man emojis

thegreatestOS: i also deleted the other gc cuz u guyz are m-pregphobic 😰😰😰

thegreatestOS: tomorrow ill add everyone back but not rn my battery is 11%

theWOWstartsNOW: yk if u add everyone back, they'll all still be "m-pregphobic"

e: what is this bro im trying to sleep

thegreatestOS: no sleeping here everyone here will be insomniacs 

theWOWstartsNOW: that sounds like torture for 7

thegreatestOS: idc as long as he's here he will never sleep again

e: uhh xp im looking at the list of people u added

e: who tf is "bigdoofusdoodoohead"???

thegreatestOS: that's kali

e: who tf is kali

thegreatestOS: kali linux

thegreatestOS: she plays danganronpa with me so we're chill

e: ok cool im going to sleep now

thegreatestOS: no

e: fym no

thegreatestOS: u saw what i said about no sleeping right

e: no and idc

e: im leaving this failed abortion of a gc

1:23 AM: left "flying toilet seats"

thegreatestOS: failed abortion sounds like a peak gc name

1:26 AM: thegreatestOS changed "flying toilet seats" to "failed abortion"

theWOWstartsNOW: tf are these gc names bro

thegreatestOS: they're peak aren't they

theWOWstartsNOW: no tf they're not

theWOWstartsNOW: tf are u on

bigdoofusdoodoohead: tf is this i just woke up

theWOWstartsNOW: pure despair

thegreatestOS: did u just say...despair???

thegreatestOS: DANGANRONPA MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theWOWstartsNOW: what

bigdoofusdoodoohead: omfg xp

thegreatestOS: wait did u guyz hear about the new danganronpa game coming out this year?????

thegreatestOS: it's called danganronpa 2x2 cuz it's a remake of sdr2

theWOWstartsNOW: no idgaf about dang it grandpa

theWOWstartsNOW: danagnropa*

theWOWstartsNOW: danganronpa*

theWOWstartsNOW: why tf is it so hard to spell

thegreatestOS: it's not that hard

thegreatestOS: dan-gan-ron-pa

thegreatestOS: i gtg now bye guyz

1:35 AM: thegreatestOS left "failed abortion"

theWOWstartsNOW: ok