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ivantoes scientology au
xenu:i need attention
Xenu: i will make a cult
xenu: i will plan cult now
xenu: hahahahah fucing awsome i will use my science knoqledge to be scientific scientolofy
xenu: but i need disguise so people dont know they are worshipping me
xenu: i am go on tiktok
xenu: wow i like ivan alin stage but i need longer name
xenu: foot.... i am ivantoes hahaahhahah i am DISGUISE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA PEOPLE WILL WORSHIP HAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAT FUCKS
ivahteos: hello i am ivantoes
ivantows: posts on tiktok hello i am ivantoes and i will show you scientology church i made we like science and aiens will invade us xenu is god btw he will blast us all if we don believe inhim i think idfk i made this shit up
tiktok: delusional bitch
ivantes: THIS IS CHURCH CIENTOLOGY I MADE BTW it is located in singapore my aprtment meet me there sign up now ok thank you
mameanwhile
luka qatcing video: wow this is awsome i will go there
luka: i am booking flight right now from russia to singapore i wll meet founder scientology ivantoes he look fat and delusional but ok
also meawhile
till: eeeewwwwwqq delusiknal fuck i will fly to sihgaoore and kill him.hahahahahahahahahahahahah fat boy i am bored i am booking flight right now
TTILL: BOOKS FLight philiepines to singapore
till: ok good ijob till