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    “Yeah you... you slipped on a lime wedge.” 

    Ilya looked at Shane incredulously. “No. This did not happen. I refuse.” 

    “Um, I don’t think that’s how it works.” 

    “No, is how it works. I do not believe I would slip on lime wedge and, what? Break my arm?” 

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    OR:  

    What if that night at the club when Ilya was practically eating that girl’s earring, he ACTUALLY (accidentally) eats her earring. 

     

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