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Wwx: Time sensitive question
Jiang cheng: here we go again
Nie Huaisang: do tell
Wei Wuxian: if I had to choose a non-lube option In a pinch
Wen qing: you’re going to give me stomach ulcers.
Wen qing: what if you didn't
Nie Huaisang: the romans used olive oil
Wen Ning: that’s technically true but you shouldn't encourage it
Wei Wuxian: what if we used all of that
Mianmian: ALL OF IT????
Jiang Yanli: I could offer some options from experience but I don't know if you’d appreciate it….
Jiang cheng: JIE.
Nie Huaisang: this may be too in character
Wen Qing: If you absolutely must, I can send you a recipe. And order you an industrial sized barrel if you promise to never speak to me again
Wei Wuxian: so we had a barrel…
Mianmian: HAD????
Wen Ning: if you need help…
Wei Wuxian: no I'm right where I want to be
Wei wuxian: but returning to the question at hand
Jiang Yanli: Aloe Vera gel is good for the microbiome
Wei Wuxian: out of that too
Wen qing: how are you alive?
Nie huaisang: brb getting popcorn
Mianmian: I am so glad wangji didn't like me after all
Mianmian: my precious childfree 20s
Mianmian: my precious intact ladybits
Wei Wuxian: I have an old bottle of fireball laying around
Wen Qing: you cannot be that stupid
Jiang Cheng: That will KILL YOU and I want to kill you first
Nie Huaisang: LMAOOOOO
Wen Ning: oh I see
Wei Wuxian: Acetone maybe????
Wen Qing: oh my god.
Wen Qing: yeah. Very in character. Haha.
Nie Huaisang: you’re gonna dissolve your shit
Jiang cheng is typing
Jiang cheng is typing
Jiang cheng is…
Lan Wangji: I told him not to do this. Please check the date
Wei Wuxian: you’re no fun
Wei Wuxian: ANYWAYS APRIL FOOLS
Wei Wuxian: you really thought I would???
Wen Qing: YES.
Nie Huaisang: very in character.
Miammian: THANK FUCK.