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and i didn't tell you then by loveislockedin
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
10 Aug 2026
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Summary
Mr. Stark sighs. “Kid, I’ve known for a while that you know that I know about your little side gig here.” He ignores Peter’s interjection of ‘this isn’t my side gig, Spider-Man is my side gig, this is my job.’ “I heard about your black eye yesterday. So I can no longer ignore it, though it pains me deeply. Trust me. Because those shorts are way too short on you and now I have to look at my kid wearing glitter on his ass cheeks.”
“How did you hear about my black eye? It faded after, like, an hour.”
“Okay, ‘hear’ might be an… imprecise word. Karen told me. Obviously.”
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Or: Tony’s back from the dead. The hard part starts now.
Series
- Part 1 of comes and goes (in waves)