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Sawamura Daichi added $ugaa, Azumane Asahi, cat daddy and HOOT HOOT to the chat
07:34, Tuesday
Sawamura Daichi renamed the chat "Third Years"
Sawamura Daichi: Hey guys
cat daddy: ohoho
HOOT HOOT: ohohohoHHO
Azumane Asahi: Daichi, what’s this?
$ugaa : oh my godddd daichi
Daichi Sawamura: I thought it would be a good idea to add all the volleyball third years that we know into a big group chat – we can talk about volleyball, leading the team and everything.
$ugaa: not with kuroo n bokuto in the chat
HOOT HOOT: !!!
cat daddy: !!!!!
$ugaa: fight me
Azumane Asahi: Daichi, please.
Sawamura Daichi: You’re not getting out of this, Asahi.
cat daddy: lol if ur adding the third years
cat daddy: where r the seijoh ones
HOOT HOOT: n wheres yaku
cat daddy: !!!
cat daddy: u forgot my babe yaku!!!
cat daddy: im out
Sawamura Daichi: Shut up. I don’t have their chats.
$ugaa: i literally just msged yaku n he said that if u guys added him, hed release “that photo”
$ugaa: mean anything kuroo?
cat daddy: ..
cat daddy: lets not add yaku.
HOOT HOOT: i got hanamakki n matsukawas skype
HOOT HOOT added dat boi and o shit waddup to the chat
dat boi: Prepare for trouble!
o shit waddup: And make it double!
dat boi: To protect the world from devastation!
Sawamura Daichi: Oh no.
o shit waddup: To unite all peoples within our nation!
$ugaa: screwe this
dat boi: To denounce all evils of truth and love!
o shit waddup: To extend our reach to the stars above!
dat boi: Makki!
o shit waddup: Mattsun!
$ugaa: death.
dat boi: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
cat daddy: hoe don’t do it
o shit waddup: Surrender now or prepare to fight.
cat daddy: o my god
HOOT HOOT: hoot that’s right!
Sawamura Daichi: Why.
dat boi: hello sawamura-kun
o shit waddup: im matsukawa
dat boi : and im hanamaki
o shit waddup: and we came to save u all
Sawamura Daichi: What’s Iwaizumi’s Skype? I’ll need him to help with you too.
dat boi: an honour.
dat boi added Hajime and alienkawa
dat boi: hi mom and dad
o shit waddup: yo fam
Hajime: I’m so sorry, Sawamura.
alienkawa: !!! i’m not ur mom!! ( ；￣ Д ￣ )
o shit waddup: o we didn’t mean u
Hajime: I’m going to count to 5, Issei.
Azumane Asahi: Someone more motherly than Koushi, oh my goodness.
$ugaa : i like iwaizumi already
Hajime: Nice to properly meet you too … “Koushi”? Sorry, I don’t really know your name.
dat boi: nice kill
Hajime: 5.
$ugaa: lmao that’s fine – im sugawara koushi. just suga’s fine, dw.
Hajime: Thank you, Sugawara.
alienkawa: iwachan! listen to mee! ｡･ﾟﾟ *(>д<)* ﾟﾟ･｡
Hajime: No.
alienkawa: ･ﾟ･ ( ｡ >ω< ｡ ) ･ﾟ･
Sawamura Daichi: Anyway, I better explain the chat again, now that the Seijoh players have been added.
dat boi: damn straight
o shit waddup: yee
Hajime: 4.
Sawamura Daichi: Anyway, the purpose of this chat was to add the volleyball third years and we can chat together about managing teams, volleyball strategies, etc. I thought it would be fun.
HOOT HOOT: !!!!
cat daddy: use ur words bro
HOOT HOOT: HOOT
cat daddy: nvm
15:45, Tuesday
alienkawa sent a photo
alienkawa: look what iwachan did!
Hajime: Stop lying, Tooru. You tripped again in practice. Takahiro has video footage and everything.
alienkawa: mean iwachan mean! 。゜゜ (´ Ｏ｀ )° ゜。
Daichi Sawamura: You okay, Oikawa?
$ugaa: u better get some ice on that soon or its gonna bruise even more n then ull find it harder to set
alienkawa: refreshing-kun!!! ur such a mom!!
$ugaa: i try
dat boi: boi do i have video footage
o shit waddup: boi he do
cat daddy: send that to me
HOOT HOOT: me too makki man
dat boi: yeeee
o shit waddup: yeeeee
cat daddy: yeeeeeeeeee
HOOT HOOT: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Hajime: 3.
18:04, Tuesday
Sawamura Daichi: Asahi , I see you reading these.
Azumane Asahi: I’ll input when it’s necessary.
cat daddy: nice kill
Sawamura Daichi: Damn it, Kuroo.
$ugaa: lmao get rekt daichi
Sawamura Daichi: KOUSHI
20:54, Tuesday
HOOT HOOT: guys
HOOT HOOT sent a photo
cat daddy: BRO
cat daddy: IS THAT KEIJI IN A SKIRT
HOOT HOOT: U BET
HOOT HOOT: keijis so awesome he don’t care abt gender roles
HOOT HOOT: and he rocks pastel
alienkawa: akaashi-chan is so cute!!! (* ﾟ ▽ ﾟ *)
Hajime: Is that your setter, Bokuto? The skirt suits him.
$ugaa: akaashi looks so good !
Azumane Asahi: Wait … he can .. wear the skirts?
HOOT HOOT: yeah man just cause hes not a girl doesn’t mean he cant wear them
Azumane Asahi: Oh, no no I wasn’t getting all judgy!!
$ugaa: calm down asahi dw just know anyone can wear skirts no matter what
$ugaa: also bokuto does akaashi have certain pronouns or anythin?
HOOT HOOT: nah keiji’s he/him he just likes skirts a lot
alienkawa: !! tell him to msg me! i love skirts too
Hajime: He really does.
alienkawa: also bc i know refreshing-kun is right abt to ask im like akaashi im he/him i jus tlike skirts
Azumane Asahi: I don’t really understand this …
Azumane Asahi: But I’m willing to learn!
cat daddy: ur in for a ride friend
23:32, Tuesday
alienkawa: guysss
alienkawa: iwachans being meeeaaan
Hajime: Go to sleep, Tooru.
alienkawa: im not tired!
Hajime: Go. To. Sleep.
dat boi: go to sleep tooru or ill come over n shove creampuffs in ur mouth
o shit waddup: n ill film it
alienkawa: !!!!
alienkawa: okkkkk ( ＃＞＜ )
Hajime: Goodnight, Tooru.
dat boi: night hanger-san
o shit waddup: nighty night kawakawa
alienkawa: ur all so mean