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The Crow Club is a cozy coffee shop located in the university district of Ketterdam. We are open late every night, making it the perfect place for completing last minute projects or late-night coffee dates! Our staff are friendly and highly skilled, serving coffee as well as baked goods between the hours of 4pm-2am. With a welcoming and uncrowded atmosphere, The Crow Club is the perfect place to get your coffee if you are nearby.
Cafés, 16:00-02:00
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Eden Rin
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Coffee was fine - there's not many ways to mess up a simple cup of black coffee. However there was a horrible smell of sulphur and bleach coming from the back. I have serious doubts about their hygiene standards.
Kaz Brekker - Owner
Hello 'Eden Rin', why would you think we are dirty when it smells like bleach? Perhaps you need to use logic more.
Ezra Crowley
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Absolutely lovely 🤗 Such a kind crew. The boy with the messy hair taking my order listened very intently. Next time I visit I'll bring my husband!
Lucy Ford
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Nice coffee and pastries for a decent price, but when I was leaving they saw my badge under my jacket and started jeering at me saying 'fuck off piggy'.
Kaz Brekker - Owner
I allow my employees to exercise their free speech.
Dave J.
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actually horrible tea but the Fjerdan man that served me was so good looking that it made up for it
Nolan G.
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The staff were preoccupied with something and were more interested in talking with each other rather than serving customers. By the time I got my coffee is was lukewarm. The chocolate croissant was delicious though.
Kaz Brekker - Owner
Hello, we do not serve chocolate croissants. Our most similar item would be a pain au chocolat, which does not feature the crescent shaping. Please remove this review as it is clearly mistakenly placed.
David Martin
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Pretty good
Kaz Brekker - Owner
Pretty good and you still leave off one star?
Iris Blackwood
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I was trying to enjoy my salted caramel latte when suddenly a loud noise echoed through the room and all of the staff ran into the back. Kinda weird. Good biscuits.
Kaede S.
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the sinamon roll i got here was raw but their so nice tat they gave me aniter 1
Jenny Lyn
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I ate soap to get the taste of that cupcake out of my mouth
Ben Dover
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The woman serving me made fun of my name - childish
Aoife Harper
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An amazing queer-owned and operated coffee shop open late in Ketterdam! 🏳️🌈
Mischa Graham
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Kaz Brekker - Owner
What? Cat got your tongue? If you have an issue then I expect an explanation rather than leaving one star off.
Alex Vita
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I just got out of a bank robbery and came here to calm my nerves
Pretty sure one of the staff members was the guy who held a gun to my head
Reported to the police but nothing came of it so far
Kaz Brekker - Owner
You were just seeing things.
Angel Lopez
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The young man serving me (short black hair, medium toned skin) had to remake my latte after he poured in almost half the syrup bottle
He seemed very preoccupied and I hope he's OK
Simon
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i gkt food poisioning from her
Kaz Brekker - Owner
The only explanation for your horrific spelling is that you were on your death-bed. Rest easy. The Crow Club refutes any claims of food poisoning caused by our food or drinks.
Tim Ford
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Aside from an incident between the staff and my wife, it's good.
Matteo T.
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The owner hit me with his cane when I asked for an iced matcha latte. Also he was wearing leather gloves during a heatwave, which is a major ick.
Kaz Brekker - Owner
Don't make accusations without firm evidence.
A.J. Stevens
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nice atmosphere, the staff are always covered in bruises, so I assume they have a secret fight club
Oliver Grayson
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They refused to serve me! Said I was too young to drink coffee! I am almost a teenager!
Kaz Brekker - Owner
Did you make a whole Yaid account just to complain that a café would not serve an eleven year old boy coffee at one o'clock in the morning?
May S.
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The coffee was perfect, however I am writing to express my worries about the teenage boy who served me. Slight build, dark hair, pale skin. He seemed incredibly tired and his eyes were puffy from what I could only assume was crying. I couldn't find any private channels to send my concerns, and I am no longer in Ketterdam. Please let me know if this is inappropriate and I will remove the review immediate.
Kaz Brekker - Owner
He's fine.
Peter G.
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Never has Yaid seen a worse coffee shop
Shakira M.
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Loved the little twinky boy that served me. He complimented my hair and gave me a free caramel biscuit with my coffee 😊
Harry Butz
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There's a scary lady at the counter
I left before she could kill me with that stare
Polly
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I came here mostly because it was the only place open and I needed to pee. I bought a small hot chocolate so that I could get the code for the bathroom - however it was occupied when I got there. It took over 30 mins of waiting before the person came out, and he was wearing a staff uniform. I would hope that they would be more considerate of their patrons. However, the hot chocolate was very good. I would come here again, except in the case that I needed to use their toilet!
Kaz Brekker - Owner
We are not a public restroom. We are not obligated to give you access to a toilet.
Hassan P.
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Coffee was a little too bitter - slightly burnt. I've had worse from more pricey places which is why I am giving it two stars.
Nina Z.
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Never has Yaid seen a better coffee shop
Jesper
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Never has yaid
M. Helvar
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never has coffee shop yaid better
Abigail H.
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I gave myself heart palpitations two weeks ago while studying here. Their lattes are just too good
10/10 would recommend
User 894
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The owner is definitely involved in some illegal shit
Kaz Brekker - Owner
Spreading false allegations through an anonymous account is cowardly. Please be more respectful, Adrien.
Dr. Andy Wright
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Late hours comma bad coffee end dictation
Bailey N.
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I was trying to take a work meeting here but there was constant banging noises the entire time, along with loud and enthusiastic swearing. The staff need better training.
M. Helvar
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The handsome, buff, and ridiculously charismatic man at the counter made the perfect coffee. You should give him a raise.
Kaz Brekker - Owner
No.
Quinn Kennedy
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no
dont do it
0/10 I would rather choke on mystery sewer sludge
Kaz Brekker - Owner
Please do.
Jon S.
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Actually terrible
Taro Mensah
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Yeah the coffee is kinda shit but I would do anything to have the Fjerdan guy bend me over the counter and rail me stupid
Celina Q.
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I think there's a meth lab in the back. I liked my cinnamon roll though.
Annabelle Cane
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There was a spider in my sandwich. What an innovative way of introducing more protein!
Tim James
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It was fine but the staff grabbed my arm and tried to convince another one to get a tattoo like mine. It made me late for work, which was a good thing, but maybe they should keep their hands to themselves, no matter how juicy my biceps are.
Jesper
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the twink working the counter is so fit
Kaz Brekker - Owner
Please remove this review, otherwise you will face higher disciplinary action.