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MIKErowave added BasketBALLS 🏀, Maxine 😒, My Huzz 😍😍😍, JJ 🦄💜🦚 and Dustbunny 🥹 to “The Party”
MIKErowave: yo wassup do you like the group chat 🥹🥹🥹
Ibezoomin🛹: no
Jane ! 💜: I think it is a good idea Mike !
TrustinDust: Jane’s right i don’t know why we haven’t made a group chat earlier
LucastheGOAT 🏀: bro keep it in yo pants for one second god damn
TrustinDust: sybau
Jane ! 💜: what does sybau mean ? <3
Ibezoomin🛹: it means shut your bitch ass up, it should be Michael’s life motto
MIKErowave: piss off Maxine, is Will here ?
Ibezoomin🛹: of course thats the first thing you ask you gay ass bitch
WilltheWise: I have been summoned what is happening
Ibezoomin🛹: Micheal here was just saying how much he loves you Will
MIKErowave: but thats just not the truth is it
Ibezoomin🛹: petition to rename this group Mike wheeler hate club
TrustinDust: signed
LucastheGOAT 🏀: I agree
Jane ! 💜: that is funny, do it
MIKErowave: Will help me they’re ganging up on me
WilltheWise: sos Mike im signing that petition
Ibezoomin🛹 has changed the group name to “mike wheeler hate club”
MIKErowave: this is homophobic
LucastheGOAT 🏀: it’s called being truthful bro
TrustinDust: guys I gtg im going to Jane’s
TrustinDust: meeting the parentals 🫥🫥🫥
WilltheWise: wait what why was i not informed of this
Ibezoomin🛹: wait so are you guys like official now
Jane ! 💜: 😘😘😘🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍
Ibezoomin🛹: whoop whoop 🙌
MIKErowave: wait did you understand that ?
Ibezoomin🛹: I speak janese
Ibezoomin🛹: the language of Jane
TrustinDust: wait can I be tutored in janese ???
TrustinDust: is it on Duolingo ???
Ibezoomin🛹: no stay out of this it’s our thing
TrustinDust: ableism
TrustinDust: you hate me because I’m disabled
LucastheGOAT 🏀: good luck with the parents bro
TrustinDust: i dont need luck im just magical
Jane ! 💜: yes you are babe !
Ibezoomin🛹: disgusting
TrustinDust: do not say that about my incredible Jane
MIKErowave: ewww hetslop
Jane ! 💜: what does that mean ?
WilltheWise: DO NOT TELL HER
Jane ! 💜: why ?
WilltheWise: it is evil and discriminatory
Jane ! 💜: MIKE ! We cannot be discriminating in this group chat !
MIKErowave: am I being threatened 🥺🥺🥺
WilltheWise: bro Dustin’s here me and Jane gotta go
TrustinDust: im boutta start boyfriendmaxxing
TrustinDust: gotta get that good impression on the big Hop and big J
WilltheWise: Hop will love you
TrustinDust: how do you know ?
WilltheWise: because you’re not Mike
MIKErowave: I hate all of you
WilltheWise: even me 🥺🥺🥺
MIKErowave: yes
LucastheGOAT 🏀: I have witnessed and event in history
LucastheGOAT 🏀: Mike is not glazing Will for once 😱😱😱
Ibezoomin🛹: the William glaze goes crazy
MIKErowave: you do realise Will Dustin and Jane aren’t here right
Ibezoomin🛹: aw fuh nah I ain’t gonna be stuck in this group chat with only Micheal Queeler im leaving
LucastheGOAT 🏀: sos Mike im going with the huzz
MIKErowave: aw shit