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1. Jasmine Cottage by thisisshiny

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Anathema Device
   • Newton Pulsifer
   • Eric | Disposable Demon (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Slow Burn
   • Pining
   • but no angst
   • Botanist Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Bookshop Owner Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Sentient Cottage
   • Matchmaking
   • By Architecture
   • romance tropes
   • So many tropes
   • Forced Proximity
   • There Was Only One Bed
   • repeatedly
   • Sharing Clothes
   • Snowed In
   • Locked Out In the Rain
   • Power Outage
   • Valentine's Day
   • Romance
   • Getting Together
   • First Kiss
   • First Time
   • Happy Ending

   Summary

   When historical botanist Anthony Crowley and antiquarian bookseller Aziraphale Fell inherit a 17th-century cottage jointly from a distant relative, the conditions are strange, but simple: visit together one weekend per month, or lose everything to the National Trust.

   The cottage, it turns out, has its very own conditions.

   Jasmine Cottage is three hundred and seventy years old, and has been reading romance novels for fifty years.
   It has a plan. It is not going to stop until things are arranged to its satisfaction.

   A Good Omens Cottagecore Haunted House Romance. Well. Sort of.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   25,914

   Chapters:

   10/10

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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