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For the prompt:
Harry has an enormous, soul destroying, desperate desire to be with a certain person. Unfortunately for him, he's famously wank at asking people out.With all his most charismatic father figures now rudely dead, he calls in the reserves. This is how he finds himself at the pub with Arthur and Hagrid as his guides in all things romance.
Whatever advice he receives should be awful, and the recipient of his resulting advances should be baffled and alarmed.