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-(904) 198-2611 created a group chat-
-(904) 198-2611 added (206) 342-8631, (717) 550-1675, (248) 762-0356, (253) 644-2182, (212) 658-3916, (209) 300-2557, (262) 162-1585, (252) 258-3799, (234) 109-6666, (201) 874-8593, (915) 145-2583, (337) 303-4892, (343) 587-7848, (234) 422-7124, (629) 247-1293, (519) 613-5680, (785) 840-5541, (772) 146-7653, (203) 390-0589, (862) 547-3748, (559) 344-2009, (902) 743-8838, (415) 839-1458, (478) 198-8606, and (424) 046-7736 to the group chat-
(904) 198-2611 ~ so I assume you are wondering why I called you here
(206) 342-8631 ~ was it so that you could say that line
(904) 198-2611 ~ yep :)
(904) 198-2611 ~ but also, cause I thought it would be fun to have this group chat
(717) 550-1675 ~ but dreeaamm, what if i dont want to be here
Dream ~ George why wouldn’t you want to be here??
Dream ~ I’m here :)
George ~ good point :)
(206) 342-8631 ~ dream are you really gonna give him all of your attention??
George ~ Sapnap its not my fault im the favorite
Sapnap ~ no i think it is
(248) 762-0356 ~ hey bitches, why the fuck did u add me to ur fucking gc
(253) 644-2182 ~ shut up u child
(248) 762-0356 ~ IM NOT A CHILD!!! FUCK U WILBUR
Wilbur ~ u are the most child person here Tommy. You're literally the youngest.
Tommy ~ im gonna kill u wilbur
Dream ~ let’s hold off on the murder until after i get to senior…
Tommy ~ oh right ur a junior
Dream ~ Tommy almost everybody is a junior here.
Tommy ~ well its not my fault im not old as fuck
(212) 658-3916 ~ Tommy! Language!
Wilbur ~ looks like badboyhalo has joined the chat
Badboyhalo ~ Just call me Bad, Wilbur.
(209) 300-2557 ~ and i have a very different name for u ;)
Bad ~ Skeppy! You're here too!
Skeppy ~ yep :) and i know somewhere else i wanna be ;)
Bad ~ Skeppy! No! You can come over tomorrow though, but you just left!
Skeppy ~ yeah, it sucks
Sapnap ~ great, now we have these lovebirds
George ~ dont act as if you aren’t used to it
Sapnap ~ I am, i just didnt want more
(262) 162-1585 ~ Tommy wtf who did u piss off to get us added to this gc
Tommy ~ TUBBO! Big man! I piss off a lot of people, but I have no idea why we are here
Tubbo ~ yeah i can believe that
Dream ~ geez, how many freshman did i add?
(252) 258-3799 ~ uh, 3 i think?
(234) 109-6666 ~ nah i make 4
Dream ~ the freshmen dont even know how many of them there are lmao
Tubbo ~ bossman that u?
Wilbur ~ Is that my son i see
(252) 258-3799 ~ yeah, its ranboo
(234) 109-6666 ~ yes wil, its fundy
Tubbo ~ husband come here i want your hoodie
Ranboo ~ Tubbo no i need it its 20 degrees outside
Tubbo ~ exactly gimme
Ranboo ~ Tubbo you could just wear the spare one i keep for you in my locker?
Tubbo ~ i could but i want yours
Ranboo ~ …
Tubbo ~ please :)
Ranboo ~ Fine, but you have to come get it
Tubbo ~ deal :)
Dream ~ Ranboo you have no spine
Ranboo ~ Yes im well aware
Sapnap ~ well at least you know about it
Sapnap ~ Someone here is wrapped around a different someone’s finger and doesn’t realize
George ~ yeah dream is mine :)
Dream ~ i could say no to George if i wanted!
Sapnap ~ no u couldnt
George ~ dream can i have your hoodie :)
Dream ~ of course Georgie ;)
Sapnap ~ SEE
Sapnap ~ PROOF
Dream ~ hey you cant say no to Karl or Quackity what am i supposed to do
Sapnap ~ …
Sapnap ~ yeah ok
(201) 874-8593 ~ sapnap cant say no to me?? now im gonna ask for things ;)
Sapnap ~ Karl you already ask for things
Sapnap ~ mostly my homework
Karl ~ thats true
Karl ~ ah well, ill ask for more
Sapnap ~ please no, there’s only so much i can give
George ~ dream how many people did u add??
Dream ~ uhh
Dream ~ like 26?
George ~ wtf
Dream ~ yeah
(915) 145-2583 ~ who gave the homeless man a phone
Dream ~ I HAVE A HOUSE
(915) 145-2583 ~ clearly not, I’ve never been there
Dream ~ I DO
Dream ~ IT IS A GIANT HOUSE
(915) 145-2583 ~ oh sorry does it go to another school?
Dream ~ It doesn’t go to school???
(915) 145-2583 ~ ah so no house then
Dream ~ I HAVE A HOUSE
Tommy ~ yeah u go technoblade bully him
Technoblade ~ Tommy u just want me to fight him again
Dream ~ i would win
Tommy ~ that would be epic if u fought again, and no dream techno would win
Tommy ~ i could win against you
Dream ~ Tommy you cant even win against ranboo
Tommy ~ stfu
Technoblade ~ unfortunately dream i try not to hurt the homeless population, just the orphans
Dream ~ i will kill you
Tommy ~ i thought we weren’t doing murder yet
Dream ~ i take it back
Wilbur ~ wait dream no
Wilbur ~ dream no put it back
Tommy ~ oh wilburrrr
Wilbur ~ dream please say no murder
Dream ~ Wilbur run
Tommy ~ Wilbur im gonna kill u for calling me a child
Wilbur ~ says the child
Wilbur ~ oh fuck i can hear him coming
Technoblade ~ run while you can wilbur
Dream ~ hey techno dont u guys all live together
Technoblade ~ us 3 and Phil yeah
Dream ~ are you gonna try to stop tommy
Technoblade ~ no
Dream ~ …
Dream ~ alright
Technoblade ~ im gonna go do my homework now
Dream ~ great idea
Dream ~ i should do that too
George ~ your not gonna though
Dream ~ no im not
Technoblade ~ bruuuh, you better not try to copy off of me
Dream ~ i would never
Technoblade ~ you copied yesterday
Technoblade ~ and the day before that
Technoblade ~ and all year
Dream ~ tomorrow will be different
Technoblade ~ I doubt that
(337) 303-4892 ~ techno why is Tommy attacking wilbur
Technoblade ~ hey Phil
Dream ~ Philza are they your children
Philza ~ dream im only a senior
Philza ~ im not old enough
Tommy ~ i had to pause attacking Wilbur to call Phil old
Tommy ~ Phil ur old
Philza ~ Tommy go back to beating up wil
Tommy ~ that i can do
Dream ~ is no one gonna help wilbur
Technoblade ~ nope
Philza ~ eh maybe later
Dream ~ …
Dream ~ Wilbur do you need help
Technoblade ~ dream i doubt he can answer
Wilbur ~ hlp m
Dream ~ ill take that as a yes
Technoblade ~ I applaud him, he got out 4 letters
Dream ~ techno im on my way over to help wil, wanna play video games while im there
Technoblade ~ sure, just gotta finish my English homework
Dream ~ can i copy
Technoblade ~ dream u just said u wouldn’t
Dream ~ thats the past we dont talk about the past
Dream ~ can i copy
Technoblade ~ bruuuh fine, but you owe me
Technoblade ~ again
Dream ~ deal
(343) 587-7848 ~ hello?
(234) 422-7124 ~ hey
(343) 587-7848 ~ ponk is that you?
Ponk ~ yeah, that you sam?
Sam ~ yeah, any idea what this is
Ponk ~ i feel like if we scrolled up enough we could figure it out
Sam ~ i dont really wanna do that
Ponk ~ yeah neither do i
Sam ~ i guess we live in confusion
Ponk ~ lol yeah
Sam ~ so wait weren’t you gonna take that medical exam?
Ponk ~ oh yeah, i did that today
Sam ~ how did it go?
Ponk ~ i think i passed!
Sam ~ thats awesome!
Ponk ~ thanks!
Sam ~ you got any plans to celebrate?
Ponk ~ no, i was just planning on staying home
Sam ~ well, you wanna come over to my place? we could celebrate together
Ponk ~ sure! what time?
Sam ~ any is good!
(629) 247-1293 ~ motherfucker ponk just go over right now and you two can make out or whatever
Ponk ~ good advice
(629) 247-1293 ~ i know
Sam ~ wait quackity??
Quackity ~ in the flesh
Quackity ~ or phone
Ponk ~ sam im on my way rn
Sam ~ ill see you soon :)
Quackity ~ good, now stop flirting over the phone
Ponk ~ oh hush, like you, karl, and sapnap are any better
Quackity ~ stfu
Bad ~ Language Quackity!
Quackity ~ where did u come from
Quackity ~ did he really just language me and then leave
Karl ~ apparently
Quackity ~ karl where have you been
Karl ~ homework :(
Karl ~ sapnap isnt online to let me copy
Quackity ~ if u come over to my place ill let u copy :)
Karl ~ deal