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1. Draco Malfoy and the Pathological Inability to Back Down by yosumeow

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   13 Jun 2026

   Tags

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   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Enemies With Benefits
   • Sex as Competition
   • Camboy Harry Potter
   • Voyeurism
   • Exhibitionism
   • Masturbation
   • Hand Jobs
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Auror Harry Potter
   • Potioneer Draco Malfoy
   • Ministry of Magic (Harry Potter)
   • Post-War
   • Humor
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • POV Third Person Limited
   • Bottom Draco Malfoy
   • Top Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy is a Mess
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Blow Jobs
   • Workplace Sex
   • Draco Malfoy and 73 Viruses on His Laptop
   • Banter

   Summary

   Draco Malfoy’s plan for the evening: come home, have a quiet wank, get an early night.

   Draco Malfoy’s evening, as it actually unfolds: recognising his anonymous camboy as Harry sodding Potter, having a not-at-all-quiet wank anyway, and lying awake until dawn rehearsing the words I am never doing that again.

   (He does it again.)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,750

   Chapters:

   4/4

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