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The Cost to Cure Radiation Poisoning

Summary:

Katie B, QSMP Episode 37,

Katies adventure with Nacho to cure her radiation!

Nacho has to take drastic measures to cure Katie

Katie becomes a federation member after drinking the cure Nacho made her.

! COMPLETED !

Notes:

Most of this is basically a recap of Episode 37 UNTIL chapter 3

except...

I do add in some extra stuff sometimes but feel free to skip to chapter 3 you probably won't miss too much context :3

Also sorry for any spelling or grammatical errors I don't revise and edit much... also there is a drawing of katie and nacho in chapter 4

BTW I had someone complain that my fics are bad and It is obvious i dont have the experience writing them and...

its true lol this is my 2nd fic I've ever wrote and I don't speak English very well so forgive any mistakes or bad pacing

Chapter 1: Nacho and Katie vs Radiation

Chapter Text

Katie had just finished building the grave for Ewrons dead cat. She began to play a song on the violin waiting for Ewron to appear. Instead, Nacho suddenly showed up.

"Nacho!! My baby," Katie exclaims.

"Mama?" Nacho writes out on a sign, "You sick?"

Katie coughs a bit feeling a deep hunger like her stomach had just become an endless pit.

"Mama?"

"Mama bears okay Nacho," she sniffles, looking at her hands. She notices her finger tips had become a grey-green hue.

"Mama's not sick in the slightest, mama's perfectly okay!"

"You lying," Nacho wrote out on a sign left either unseen or ignored by Katie.

Ewron shows up and the two hide the evidence of the conversation. Nacho watches as Ewron puts on a dramatic display eventually leaving.

After a brief awkwardness Katie continues her and Nachos conversation,

"Okay Nacho... Mama isn't sure how much time Mama has left."

She sighs dramatically her stomach twisting in pain, "So, Mama wants to spend her time doing something fun with you..."

"Ok Mama meet at spawn," Nacho writes, "Meet you there!"

"Okay Nacho see you there!" Katie says teleporting.

They arrive at spawn Nacho holding a ball of Katies hair.

"Awwww Nacho, is that mama's hair?"

He stuffs it into his pocket.

She follows Nacho as he leads her towards Cucurucho land leaving a trail of fireworks.

"I don't know Nacho, maybe not Cucurucho land--" she says imagining how much worse her nausea will be on those god awful rides and overwhelming atmosphere.

"You don't like Cucurucho land?" Nacho asks.

"No, no, I guess if you really want to go thats okay," Katie responds swallowing her rising bile.

They get there and Katie has to steady herself on a near by pillar her face growing noticeably pale.

A visible realization arrives on Nachos face "I need to fix you urgently!"

He scurried off.

"What?" Katie asked confused. She follows him, "What??? "Wft was that Nacho?"

She follows his trail of fireworks.

"Mama doesn't need fixing!" Katie states, barely able to keep up.

Nacho stops running and puts down a sign, "Are you hungry?"

"What?" Katie responds watching him pull out another sign.

"Is that normal?" Nacho asks turning towards her.

"Mommy gets hungry??? Like damn Mama bear gets hungry, damn..."

"I saw the KFC had the green stuff," Nacho writes.

"Noooo, nacho don't you worry about Mama the green stuff was uhh-"

Nacho places a new sign, "Mama has radiation poisoning?"

Katie stands still for a moment, barely comprehending nachos signs.

"Nacho how do you know about radiation poisoning? Thats a big word!"

She pats his head, then thinks for a moment,

"Wait... has Dada ever taken you to his work?"

"Yes he does!" Nacho writes down excitedly doing a back flip, "Its so fun, I like playing with the green stuff!"

Katie feels herself growing angry which helps distract her from the pain,

"Does Dada let you touch it??"

Nacho carefreely nods ignoring the shift of mood, "I saw it at KFC lets go!"

"Wait before we go, do you feel sick Perchance?" Katie asks Nacho.

"No, I don't feel sick!"

She thinks for a moment. Why is Nacho not affected by the radition? What makes him different from Katie?

A lot of things actually, that fact he is an egg, he's probably not human, and he's also a member of the federation.

But these facts don't really lead her to any conclusions,

"Nacho?"

He looks at Katie.

"Are you not affected by Radiation?"

He nods dragging her into the KFC.