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93 years ago | 3 May 2005
Birth: Ryland Grace | California Register of Births and Deaths
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| Name of Child | Ryland Grace |
| Date of Birth (Mo/Da/Yr) | 05/03/2005 |
| Hour (24 hr clock) | 0946 |
| Sex | M |
| Mother's Legal Name | Andriana Grace |
| Date of Birth | 02/17/1988 |
| State of Birth | California |
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77 years ago | 21 Nov 2022
What are yalls biggest lab pet peeves? | Harvard University Forums
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[Locked] What are yalls biggest lab pet peeves?
TelJones
PauMarcus
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You're talking about Ryland Grace, aren't you? I'm in the same prac block too. I swear that guy gets a hit from dosing on hazardous chemicals.
TelJones
> Replying to PauMarcus
Stop stalking me creep. Blocked and reported
77 years ago | 4 Sep 2023
Sciences: Campus Spotlight | Harvard University
74 years ago | 18 Jul 2024
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Theoretical Pathways for Information Encoding in Non Water-Based Genetics, Ryland Grace (a thesis) | Harvard University Library
74 years ago | 2 Aug 2024
Faculty Profile: Ryland Grace | Harvard Research
73 years ago | 16 Dec 2025
How can people actually watch Interstellar | Twitter
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Ryland Grace
@somethingorother
How can people actually watch Interstellar? It's so stressful.
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Arrow @marketingjunior · 16 Dec
Replying to @somethingorother
It's like horror movies. People love movies that make them feel emotions, even if those emotions are bad. It's all about the experience, which can be a type of escapism.
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Ryland Grace @somethingorother · 16 Dec
Replying to @marketingjunior
well my life is stressful enough already
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70 years ago | 21 Mar 2028
Water is so overrated | Twitter
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Ryland Grace
@somethingorother
Water is so overrated.
It’s not even the best drink. Imagine a tequila based lifeform. Wouldn’t that be something
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70 years ago | 24 Mar 2028
Obituary: Andriana Grace
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Andriana Grace passed at the age of 40 on Thursday after a long battle with lung cancer.
She is survived by her only son, Ryland Grace.
Andriana was a beloved member of the community and will be missed by all. Her funeral is open to all friends and will be held at the 7th st graveyard at 2pm on Sunday.
70 years ago | 25 Mar 2028
The goldilocks zone doesn't even make sense if you stop and think for even... | Twitter
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Ryland Grace
@somethingorother
the goldilocks zone doesn't even make sense if you stop and think for even three seconds. what are we even doing
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70 years ago | 25 Mar 2028
Water isn't special | Twitter
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Ryland Grace
@somethingorother
Water isn't special! It's not magic!
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70 years ago | 26 Mar 2028
I hate everything. | Twitter
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Ryland Grace
@somethingorother
I hate everything.
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70 years ago | 26 Mar 2028
Tequila badsed liifefirms | Twitter
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Ryland Grace
@somethingorother
Tequila badsed liifefirms
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69 years ago | 1 Jan 2029
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An Analysis of Water-Based Assumptions and Recalibration of Expectations for Evolutionary Models, Ryland Grace (a dissertation) | Harvard University Library
69 years ago | 12 Feb 2029
Fantastic food and goldilocks grouching: UNESCO Denmark Day 3 | Dana’s Science Blog
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Fantastic food and goldilocks grouching: UNESCO Denmark Day 3
Hey guys! Today’s conference was a bit more eventful than yesterday. Unfortunately, Todd woke up sick and wasn’t able to come along, but that just meant I was able to try non-gluten pastries for the first time this trip. And you would not believe how beautiful those things are. Sorry Todd, but there’s gonna be a lot more allergens on my plate from this day out!
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Anyway, science has never been more of a spectator sport than it was today. Up and coming Harvard molecular biologist Dr Ryland Grace really made waves with his talk, but not in a good way. Calling Purnell “a useless waste of carbon” is going a bit far for someone who has only just acquired his doctorate. I don’t see a smooth future for him with this kind of diva-level behaviour!
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Todd: Argh I’m so jealous
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Guest: Omg wait was that THE Ryland Grace????
69 years ago | 13 Feb 2029
Drama in the Goldilocks Zone | Science Talk Dublin
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Day three of the UNESCO conference descended into petty insults between panelists.
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69 years ago | 13 Feb 2029
I’m not gonna apologize | Twitter
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Ryland Grace, phD
@somethingorother
I’m not gonna apologize. Oooh I hurt someone’s feelings. Well guess what! Science doesn’t care about anyone’s feelings. Has it taken you that long to figure it out
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ghosting u @norhternhilight · 13 Feb
Replying to @somethingorother
Lol. @HarvardUniversity any comments?
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69 years ago | 19 Feb 2029
Ryland Grace Fired From Harvard Research (confirmed) | Science Rumours
69 years ago | 22 Feb 2029
I’m officially moving to Antarctica! | Twitter
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Ryland Grace
@somethingorother
I’m officially moving to Antarctica! You losers all win, I’m joining the winter program and leaving you aallll in my dust. Or snow, I suppose. LOL
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69 years ago | 19 Mar 2029
Nevermind | Twitter
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Ryland Grace, phD
@somethingorother
Nevermind. The Antarctica program rejected me.
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Tick set @igorsaw · 19 Mar
Replying to @somethingorother
So what're you gonna do now?
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Ryland Grace, phD @somethingorother · 19 Mar
Replying to @igorsaw
I could try a different program? I don't know. The Antarctic recruiter lady gave me a lot to think about.
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Longdistance copy @staydry · 29 Mar
Replying to @somethingorother
The child prodigy to washed up adult pipeline needs to be studied
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68 years ago | 6 Aug 2030
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68 years ago | 9 Nov 2030
40 Fun science facts for middle schoolers | MakingScienceFun!
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Ryland Grace · 68 years ago
We have 206 bones, not 209
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MakingScienceFun! > Ryland · 68 years ago
oops. Thanks for catching that!
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67 years ago | 7 Jan 2031
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