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Summary:

At an impromptu meeting with MHL Commissioner Roger Crowell, Shane Hollander, Jean-Jacques Boiziau, Carter Vaughn and Zane Boodram finds out that the league has been surveilling them under the guise of ‘due diligence.’ Real answer? The league was surveilling their queer and players of colors – hoping to find a way to incriminate them.
Shane Hollander decides to sue the league.
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The socmed fic that accompanies Mec, j’ai besoin and Between I and She.

Notes:

While this fic can be read as a stand-alone, it is not. This accompanies Mec, j’ai besoin and Between I and She
, as the lawsuit was brought up in those stories.
If you decide to not read those fics, here is some quick context:
- This is a part of my personal Shane and Dem Boyz AU, where Shane is close friends with Carter, J.J., Zane and (after the wedding) Svetlana.
- In this AU, J.J. and Carter & Svetlana and Rose are dating.
- After Shane leaves MTL, J.J. is traded to New York (Hayden went to San Fransico)
Cw// Slight mentions of Racial and Sexual Abuse
Happy Reading :)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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March 2022


Pablo Torre Finds Out ✔️ @pablofindsout

“You will never, ever see the ice in my league again. Ask Boiziau about the AHL.”

Pablo Torre sits down reporter Daniel Smith from The Athletic and Hockey Future Hall of Famer Shane Hollander’s mother, Yuna Hollander, as they discuss the MHL sanctioned ‘witch hunt’ against players of color and players who are a part of the LGBTQ+ community and what it means for players that identify as both.

[video clip of Pablo, Daniel and Yuna in the Pablo Torre Finds out studio, as they listen to the clip of Roger Crowell threatening Shane, Zane, Carter and J.J.]

reply to @pablofindsout

Pablo Torre Finds Out ✔️ @pablofindsout

No Coloreds. No Queers. MHL Commissioner is stalking bis BIPOC and LGBTQ athletes and their allies.

[link to the full podcast on YouTube]

Reply to @pablofindsout

Boodram’s Left Nipple @centaursluver

Holy shit. Roger Crowell, you will start to cough in two days.

Reply to @pablofindsout

Hollzy I love you @terrimash

Oh, this is disgusting. I hope Shane and his boys sue the hell out of the league.

 

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Daniel Smith ✔️ @danielsmithjournalist

Thank you to @pablotorre and @yunahollander for the help with this investigation. It is a shame that even when you’re the best in the league, they see you as a threat. In our full report for @theathletic, league sources have told us that Commissioner Crowell has been targeting Shane Hollander, Carter Vaughn, J.J. Boiziau and Zane Boodram individually since they were drafted, and collectively after an interview with Sports Illustrated that highlighted their friendship.

Pablo Torre Finds Out ✔️ @pablofindsout

“You will never, ever see the ice in my league again. Ask Boiziau about the AHL.”

Pablo Torre sits down reporter from The Athletic Daniel Smith and Hockey Future Hall of Famer Shane Hollander’s mother, Yuna Hollander, as they discuss the MHL sanctioned ‘witch hunt’ against the players of color and players who are a part of the LGBTQ+ community and what it means for players that identify as both.

[video clip of Pablo, Daniel and Yuna in the Pablo Torre Finds out studio, as they listen to the clip of Roger Crowell threatening Shane, Zane, Carter and J.J.]

reply to @danielsmithjournalist

Vaughny Marry Me @admiralsmylove

.@MHL @RogerCrowell PUSSY ASS HOE. WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF?

 

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Yuna Hollander @yunahollander

I consider these young men as my sons. The fact that the MHL and Roger Crowell have the audacity to breech their privacy to prove a personal agenda is not only incredibly unprofessional, but extremely discriminatory – something the league insists it’s not. Thank you @pablotorre for having me on and thank you @danielsmithjournalist for your diligent work.

Pablo Torre Finds Out ✔️ @pablofindsout

“You will never, ever see the ice in my league again. Ask Boiziau about the AHL.”

Pablo Torre sits down reporter from The Athletic Daniel Smith and Hockey Future Hall of Famer Shane Hollander’s mother, Yuna Hollander, as they discuss the MHL sanctioned ‘witch hunt’ against the players of color and players who are a part of the LGBTQ+ community and what it means for players that identify as both.

[video clip of Pablo, Daniel and Yuna in the Pablo Torre Finds out studio, as they listen to the clip of Roger Crowell threatening Shane, Zane, Carter and J.J.]

reply to @yunahollander

Yuna Hollander @yunahollander

I am also here to note that Shane Hollander, Jean -Jacques Boiziau, Carter Vaughn and Zane Boodram have filed a case against the Major Hockey League and Commissioner Roger Crowell for intimidation, racial, gender and sexual identity discrimination.

reply to @yunahollander

Voyageurs Hate Account @shaneholelander

Ope. @RogerCrowell do you know you have 30 minutes.

 

shane hollander’s left thigh  @Igocrazyforholly

Just finished watching the episode of Pablo Torre Finds Out and I want to say things that would get me investigated by the Canadian Security Intelligence Servies and the Federal Bureau of Investigation 😃

 

Pop Base ✔️ @popebase

Breaking: MHL’s star and First Husband Shane Hollander and his close friends are suing the MHL for racial, gender and sexual identity discrimination. This comes after the group found out the league hired a private investigator to follow them around and accuse them of undermining the league.

reply to @popbase

Zane Boodram ✔ @trini2debone

Honoured to be called one of Shane Hollander’s close friends. I’m adding this to my list of achievements.

 

ESPN ✔️@espn

SOURCES: Commissioner Roger Crowell claims the allegations made against him of targeting Shane Hollander and Zane Boodram of the Ottawa Centaurs, Carter Vaughn of the New York Admirals, and J.J. Boiziau of the then Montreal Voyageurs and now New York Admirals are baseless and that the league was functioning under due diligence.

reply to @espn

Haasy I love you @hollanov89

And I thought Adam Silver and Cathy Englebert were dumb commissioners but SIR you take the cake.

reply to @espn

Ilya Rozanov ✔ @ilyarozanov81

Calling my husband a liar. Okay.

 

Roger @rogerhockeylvr

Commissioner Crowell is right. Those men have been tainting my sport for far too long and I am finally glad he has noticed this and decided to fix it.

reply to @rogerhockeylvr

Mr. Micheal Halley @mrbesthockeydad

Go Home Roger! Hockey is supposed to be an inclusive, fun sport, no space for bigots like you.

reply to @mrbesthockeydad

Ilya’s bicep @rozylover81

Tell them again Mr. Micheal!!

reply to @rogerhockeylvr

Zane Boodram ✔ @trini2debone

Roger, go haul your dutty stinking crasis muddaskunt.

reply to @trini2bone

Boodram’s Left Nipple @centaursluver

Idk what he just said but I’m going to stick beside him and say PERIODDD.

 

Svetlana @lana

It’s particularly heartbreaking as a woman in this male dominated industry, that I would be targeted based on who I consider friends. The Bears front office has officially filed a complaint against the league on my behalf, and I have given both my verbal and legal support towards the lawsuit filed against the league that was filled by Shane Hollander, Jean-Jacques Boiziau, Zane Boodram and Carter Vaughn.

reply to @lana

Carter Vaughn ✔@vaughny

Love you Svet!

reply to @lana

Shane Hollander ✔ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer

🩵 thank you for everything. We got this. Love you Svetlana.

Reply to @lana

Ilya Rozanov ✔ @ilyarozanov81

Я люблю тебя. Держи голову выше.

Reply to @lana

J.J. Boiziau✔ @jjboiziau

Princesse Russe, je vous adore. Merci.

 

Voyageurs Hate Account @shaneholelander

Wait, I know we are all serious and stuff right now (as we should be), but J.J. and Svetlana is kinda buzzy, don’t we think?

[screenshot of J.J.’s response to Svetlana’s tweet]

reply to @shaneholelander

Carter Vaughn ✔ @vaughny

Nah.

reply to @shaneholelander

Zane Boodram ✔ @trini2debone

Hmmmmm… I wouldn’t say that.

reply to @shaneholelander

Ilya Rozanov ✔ @ilyarozanov81

@lana  @jjboiziau 🤣🤣🤣 see this.

reply to @ilyarozanov81

Svetlana @lana

Sorry to shaneholelander, but nah. That’s not happening.

reply to @lana

J.J. Boiziau✔ @jjboiziau

Ils veulent ma mort.

reply to @shaneholelander

Shane Hollander ✔ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer

Your twitter handle concerns me.

 

J.J. Boiziau✔ @jjboiziau

🖕🏾🖕🏾

[Send The Addy by Flo Milli]

reply to @jjboiziau

Zane Boodram ✔ @trini2debone

[links to Shabba Modda Pot by Dexta Daps]

 


Montreal misses’ defenseman Boiziau after loss to Admirals

By: AP

Updated: March 9, 2022

MONTREAL -- ­— The Montreal Voyageurs lost 3-4 OT to the New York Admirals on home ice on. While the game was an offensive juggernaut, this would be the Voyageurs third lost since the March 4th trade deadline – where they traded forward Hayden Pike and defenseman J.J. Boiziau (to New York) – losing to Vegas Blackjacks and Carolina Breeze.  Boiziau’s presence was missed on the ice tonight, as the Voyageurs allowed a season high of 45 shots to net. Boiziau, who’s the time on ice was lower than average due to his assignment to the AHL, still had the highest number of blocked shots on the team. In the presser, Head Coach Hector Theriault was asked how the lack of defensive presence impacted them.

“Look, Boiziau did what he had to did for us during his time in Montreal. That’s the past and now we are just focused on what we do best, [which] is win on the ice.”

When the new captain, Johnathan Meyers, was asked on what the team could do differently with their new adjustments, his answer gave off more of the frustration than the organization would’ve liked.

“Everyone is acting like we can’t lose a couple games. Everything is fine. We are now focused on us, especially since the noise is no longer in the locker room.”

The noise could be attributed to Pike’s and Boiziau’s strong support for former captain and now member of the Ottawa Centaurs – Shane Hollander and the current allegations of the league surveilling queer and POC athletes. 

Admiral’s captain Scott Hunter added to the conversation.

“It’s always tough playing against them [Montreal]. So, there was no surprise that this game was equally as challenging. Tonight reaffirmed the importance of us having a strong defense if we want to make a proper playoff push and now that we’ve acquired Boiziau, I believe we are on the right track.”

“Sorry, or not sorry [to Montreal] for losing him though.”

Whether the noise is still there or not, the Voyageurs have important questions to ask themselves in preparations for their next games.

Next Up: MTL vs NJ; NY @ BUFF


May 2022 

Carter Vaughn ✔ @vaughny

🏳️‍🌈

[attached to tweet are four pictures. one: a picture of Carter waving an Admirals themed Pride flag at New York Pride; two: close up of Carter’s face with the pansexual flag painted on his cheeks; three: Carter kissing the bare back of a Black man, where you can’t see the other’s man face, while they are in a kitchen; four: Carter at the Kingfisher with Shane, Svetlana, Zane and J.J.]

reply to @vaughny

Zane Boodram ✔ @trini2debone

You’re so fucking possessive, was the second picture necessary?

reply to @trini2debone

Carter Vaughn ✔ @vaughny

Yes. Like df.

reply to @vaughny

Shane Hollander ✔ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer

🩵🩵 love you Carter!

 

Vaughny Marry Me @admiralsmylove

Excuse me??????? OH MY GOSHHHHHHHHHHH

 

J.J. Boiziau✔ @jjboiziau

A couple queers and a man that’s still trying to convince us he is straight.

[selfie of J.J., Shane, Carter, Svetlana and Zane.]

reply to @jjboiziau

Zane Boodram ✔ @trini2debone

Convince????????? Literally me – a ruler – straightest thing around. 📏

reply to @trini2debone

Svetlana @lana

There are rulers that can bend.

reply to @lana

Zane Boodram ✔ @trini2debone

Leave me aloneeeeeeeee bro 😭😭

reply to @trini2debone

Svetlana @lana

Also, your wife told me she believes you’re gay for Shane so…..

reply to @lana

Zane Boodram ✔ @trini2debone

To be fair, everyone is gay for Hollzy 🙄

reply to @trini2debone

J.J. Boiziau✔ @jjboiziau

Nah, that’s true

reply to @trini2debone

Carter Vaughn ✔ @vaughny

Facts

reply to @trini2debone

Shane Hollander ✔ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer

How the hell did J.J. coming out meant everyone be gay for me??????? Also, no thanks.

 

Boodram’s Left Nipple @centaursluver

Wait… does this mean…. They’re both together or???

reply to @centaursluver

Zane Boodram ✔ @trini2debone

At this point my left nipple, who isn’t.

reply to @trini2debone

Shane Hollander ✔ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer

Stop being ambiguous on twitter Bood. We got practice.


October 2022

sarah @sarahloveshockey

The irony of the league scheduling the Centaurs and Admirals as the opening night slate, like four of the players on the ice aren’t currently suing them for discrimination. I guess even when they attack them for being queer and poc, they know they sell out the arena!

reply to @sarahloveshockey

Boodram’s Left Nipple @centaursluver

No, like opening night on national television, but still trying to silence them, make it make sense.

 

Vaughny Mary Me @admiralsmylove

Opening Night, first game of retirement tour, and it’s Scott versus his paralysis demon (hollanov).

reply to @admiralsmylove

EVEYRONE WATCHES WOMENS SPORTS @pwhlhoe

Even for his retirement tour, he can’t hide from them. #FreeScottHunter.

 

Voyageurs Hate Account @shaneholelander

J.J. just checked Zane so hard, and then they stared laughing together #besties #insidejokes #iwanttolaughtoo.

reply @shaneholelander

Haasy I Love You @hollanov89

Bestfriending so hard that the violence of hockey is amusing. I get it.

 

Roger @rogerhockeylvr

And this is the gay shit that keeps happening. Get it off my ice.

 

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Ilya’s Bicep @rozylover81

Mind you, the gay shit that keeps happening was Shane scoring 😭😭😭 How you mad at the GOAT scoring at a hockey game.

Roger @rogerhockeylvr

And this is the gay shit that keeps happening. Get it off my ice.

reply to @rozylover 81

shane hollander’s left thigh @igocrazyforholly

‘Stop scoring during a hockey game, that’s gay!’

 

Hollzy I Love You @terrimash

So, another score for Shane Hollander, and no score for the admirals. Happy Opening Night Major League Hockey.

 

New York City Admirals ✔️ @nycadmirals

Final 1-2

 

Ottawa Centaurs ✔️ @ottawacentaurs

In honour of our good friend @scotthunter, we celebrate Opening Night with a win 🥳

2-1 Ottawa! #GoCens

[picture of Shane, Ilya, Zane, Scott, J.J. and Carter center ice.]

reply to @ottawacentaurs

Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @ilyarozanov81

Damn, we make the dinosaur look good.


November 2022

Pablo Torre Finds Out ✔️ @pablotorrefinds

“It’s interesting that the league decided to point their fingers at their queer athletes, but not at the rapists in the league.”

Pablo sits down once again with journalist Daniel Smith (@danielsmithjournalist) and former NYC prosecutor, Cierra Martinez on how Major League Hockey weaponizes their legal resources to protect players accused of sexual assault, but to target players that don’t fit within the whiteness of the sport.

reply to @pablotorrefinds

Pablo Torre Finds Out ✔️ @pablotorrefinds

This episode contains mention of racial and sexual abuse. Please be mindful when watching/listening to the podcast. [link to podcast episode]

 

Boodram’s Left Nipple @centaursluver

Holy shit, that last pod episode Pablo dropped. Omg, I hope Roger Crowell knows that there isn’t even a nice bed for him in hell.

 

Mr. Micheal Halley @mrbesthockeydad

It is always sad when I’m reminded about the true nature of this sport. As a proud father of three, including two beautiful daughters, it hurts to see a league such as the MHL continue to invalidate the real trauma of SA victims and put those players on a pedestal.

reply to @mrbesthockeydad

It’s also a shame that they’ve put in so much time and effort to silence the voices of such like Shane Hollander. From the day he was drafted, he has continued to be a great representation.

 

Roger @rogerhockeylvr

Dallas Kent did not do that shit. Always trying to bring men down.

reply to @rogerhockeylvr

Hollzy I love you @ terrimash

Roger, die.

 

shane hollander's left thigh @ Igocrazyforholly

they just sniped oomf but they were right!


Instagram

@svetlanavetrova I’m pleased to be chilling in the West Indies. Turks & Caicos, you owe me nothing.  A small throwback to September.

[photo dump carousel with 5 pictures. 1: Svetlana, clad in an orange monokini leaning against a coconut tree, drinking from a coconut. Her hair is out and tussled by the sea breeze; 2: picture of the sea, with Svetlana sitting on a beach chair and a book against her long legs, still wearing the orange monokini; 3: collage of the different dinners she had, including surf and turf, fried snapper, and conch salad; 4: picture of Svetlana in a pool, wearing a black bikini and shades on top of her hair; 5: picture of Svetlana’s silhouette in the sunset at the beach, showing her curves.]

likes: roselandry, shanehollanderhockeyplayer, ilyarozanov81, bostonbearssuperfan, hollanov4life and more.

Comments (450)

@ilyarozanov81: so, that’s what we do now? Go on vacations and don’t tell your best friend?

reply to @ilyarozanov81, @svetlanavetrova: you literally got engaged and didn’t tell me. Do not pull the best friend card right now.

@vaughny: glute routine when? 

reply to @vaughny, @svetlanavetrova: sending you the pdf right now.

@jjboiziau: I know there is someone staring at these pictures.

reply to @jjboiziau, @zaneb00dram: SAME.

reply to @zaneb00dram, @svetlanavetrova: can the both of you shut up!!


Pop Base ✔️@popbase

NY Admirals and couple J.J. Boiziau and Carter Vaughn, seen walking out of The Oracle – the exclusive celebrity club – with Boston Bear’s Assistant GM, and former model Svetlana Vetrova on their arms.

Is the couple spicing up their relationship?

reply to @popbase

Boodram's Left Nipple @centaursluver

Stay out of family’s business. OMG. They are all besties.

reply to @popbase

InaP @user4503

I don’t know these people, but they are hot and I support it.

 

J.J. Boiziau✔️ @jjboiziau

Can’t believe I have to come on twitter to state to that Svet is just a really good friend of ours and that Carter and I are very much monogamous.

reply to @jjboiziau

Zane Boodram @trini2debone

You actually did not have to come on twitter to state this. Like no one forced you lmao.

reply to @jjboiziau and @trini2debone

Svetlana @lana

He doing to the possessive man bit again, Zane. It’s not like I want them anyways.

reply to @jjboiziau, @trini2debone and @lana


Carter Vaughn ✔️ @vaughny

Want them anymore* we got screenshots!

reply to @vaughny

Svetlana @lana

Traitor!!!!!!

reply to @lana and @vaughny

Shane Hollander✔️ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer

It’s okay though. At least we know where she wants to be now.

 

Carter Vaughn✔️ @vaughny

We look hot though.

reply to @vaughny

Svetlana @lana

And do.

reply to @vaughny

J.J. Boiziau ✔️@jjboiziau

And fucking do.


January 2023 

 

MHL can owe up to 16 million in damages in case for queer and racial discrimination.

The Athletic

By Daniel Smith

NEW YORK --- — As arguments conclude in the case Hollander v. Major League Hockey, it is noted that if the MHL is found guilty on the counts for queer and racial discrimination, that they have to pay the plaintiffs up to $3.2 million in damages. This comes up after months of litigation between two parties. Back in March 2022, Shane Hollander, Zane Boodram (Ottawa Centaurs), J.J. Boiziau and Carter Vaughn (New York Admirals), filed a lawsuit against the league sighting illegal surveillance and oversight based on the players race and sexuality. In December, Assistant General Manager of the Boston Bears, Svetlana Vetrova joined the lawsuit, after internal requests between the Bears and the league to prove that they were not tampering with an employee. This has now become a historical lawsuit, setting new precedent on labor rights within and outside of sports leagues. Major League Hockey Players Association (MLHPA) executive director, Joshua Adams, stated in an official press release that the MLHPA will continue to support their players in this effort as the actions from the league sets a dangerous precedent moving forward.

Sport and labor lawyers have all anticipated that the jury will rule in favor of Hollander, making this the largest amount of money the league has ever had to dish out. One lawyer that we spoke to anonymously fears that this opens the gates for more people – players and citizens – to sue the league and expecting big pay days, something that can have a negative reaction. However, Hollander’s lawyer, Jack Kelber, state that this a positive result, especially for persons that have been pressured by the league to not report or file charges against the league and/or its players.

The final verdict is slated to be presented in February 2023.

 


Pop Base ✔️@popbase

SPOTTED: Actress Rose Landry was seen walking out of Beverly Hills restaurant holding hands with Boston Bears Assistant GM and former model Svetlana Vetrova 👀. Sources tell us that they were cozy in restaurant and was giggling and kissing the entire night.

[picture of Rose and Svetlana holding hands and laughing as they walk towards a Black car.]

replying to @popbase

Patty @rosesbouquet

Yay? I guess??

 

shane hollander’s left thigh @igocrazyforholly

Rose Landry just like me. Shane Hollander and Svetlana Vetrova. Give me the hot hockey people.

reply to @igocrazyholly

Ashlee @ashleebarker

I am inspired.

 

Haasy I Love You @hollanov89

Okay, but if it’s true (hoping and praying), this just means that Rose Landry and Ilya Rozanov have the same type 🤣.

reply to @hollanov89

Boodram’s Left Nipple @centaursluver

Omg oomf… I forgot about this. This is soo fucking funny.

reply to @hollanov89

Zane Boodram ✔️@trini2debone

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ilyarozanov81

reply to @trini2debone

Ilya Rozanov ✔️@ilyarozanov81

🖕🏻

 

Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @ilyarozanov81

My type is my type. And it’s Shane Hollander

reply to @ilyarozanov81

Rose Landy✔️ @rose_landry

I used to date him, so we do have the same type 😝

reply to @rose_landry

Ilya Rozanov ✔️@ilyarozanov81

ROSE LANDRY LEAVE ME ALONE.

reply to @ilyarozanov81

Rose Landry✔️ @rose_landry

No.

reply to @rose_landry and @ilyarozanov81

Shane Hollander ✔️@shanehollanderhockeyplayer

Can you both behave?

reply to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer

Rose Landry ✔️@rose_landry

Sorry Shane 🥹, will do

reply to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer

Ilya Rozanov ✔️@ilyarozanov81

Sorry, moya lyubov' 🥹🩶

 


February 2023

Daniel Smith ✔️@danielsmithjournalism

Verdict: The court orders the Major League Hockey (MLH) to pay $16million in damages to Shane Hollander, Zane Boodram, J.J. Boiziau, Carter Vaughn and Svetlana Vetrova. This historical defining verdict in social and labor causes.

reply to @danielsmithjournalism

shane hollander’s left thigh @igocrazyforholly

Holy shit with money. Happy Valentine’s Day.

 

Mr. Michael Halley @mrbesthockeydad

I’m glad that they won the case. It should set the standard for what is and is not acceptable.

reply to @mrbesthockeydad

Boodram’s Left Nipple @centaurslvr

W Mr. Best Hockey Dad

 

Roger @rogerhockeylvr

They are already millionaires. I think this is espionage. They will only keep that money and donate it to their own charities. Disgusting.

reply to @rogerhockeylvr

Ilya’s bicep @rozylover81

You shouldn’t exist roger.

 

Shane Hollander ✔️@shanehollanderhockeyplayer

Now that the case is over, I would like to thank my lawyer, Jack Kelber for his hard work and dedication, my mother Yuna Hollander for pushing this to the public and journalists Pablo Torre and Daniel Smith for their insightful journalism. Money from the case will be donated to various organizations that support low income, queer, POC, disabled and other disadvantaged persons within our community. @irinafoundation will post the list of organizations for your support at a later date. Thank you.

 

Carter Vaughn✔️ @vaughny

Damn, I’m glad that they are off my dick. Admirals Hockey LFGGGG

 

J.J. Boiziau ✔️@jjboiziau

[I Don't Care by Michel Martelly]

 

Zane Boodram ✔️@trini2debone

[Bitch Better Have My Money by Rihanna] 

 

Svetlana @lana

Anyways, drinks anyone?

 

Ashlee @ashleebarker

I love how Shane’s post is just a big thank you and we are going to support and everyone else is like thank GOD this is over, give me money skdjskdjskdjsdds

reply to @ashleebarker

Vaughny Marry Me @admiralsmylove

The duality of (wo)man.


March 2023

J.J. Boiziau✔️ @jjboiziau

Mwen renmen ou bèl. Mèsi pou ou te ou. I love you, handsome. Thank you for being you.

One year down, many more to go.

[photo one: selfie of J.J. and Carter, with their tongues out; photo two: a candid photo of Carter under the sunset; photo three: a picture of J.J. kissing Carter’s cheek; photo four: a picture of J.J. hugging Carter from the back, with his head snuggled between his neck.]

reply to @jjboiziau

Carter Vaughn ✔️ @vaughny

🩵 I love you, baby.

reply to @jjboiziau

Zane Boodram✔️ @trini2debone

Mind you, he is yours, you can let him go biggs. Happy Anniversary!!

 

Carter Vaughn ✔️ @vaughny

year one with my love 🩵

[photo of Carter and J.J. holding hands on the beach]

reply to @vaughny

J.J. Boiziau✔️ @jjboiziau

I am so lucky to have you.

reply to @vaughny

Svetlana @lana

Y’all are so cute it makes me sick.

reply to @lana

Zane Boodram ✔️@trini2debone

Same

reply to @lana

Shane Hollander ✔️@shanehollanderhockeyplayer

Same

 

Vaughny Marry Me @admiralsmylove

Ugh, Vauhny and Boiziau are so fine. They don’t have space for a third?

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Zane Boodram ✔️ @trini2debone

Not dem!  Vaughny might cuss you for even suggesting it.

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Carter Vaughn✔️ @vaughny

I’m being nice today 🙂 but any other day? Hmm.

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Zane Boodram ✔️@trini2debome

Puur, as you should! Real graduate of the Shane Hollander School of Strict As Fuck!

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Shane Hollander ✔️@shanehollanderhockeyplayer

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Vaughny Marry Me @admiralslover

Wow, fancy seeing you here Shane Hollander.

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Svetlana @lana

I’ve asked before and they told me no 😒

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Vaughny Marry Me  @admiralsmylove

Hello??????????????????  

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J.J. Boiziau ✔️@jjboiziau

You keep bringing it up, like 1. We will change our minds and 2. Like you’re single. Please.

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Svetlana @lana

Shhhhhh 🤫 they don’t know that yet.

 

EVERYONE WATCHES WOMENS SPORTS @pwhlhoe

Keep OOMF in prayers. Nothing wrong with them, they just have the entire boys™️ in their mentions right now and don’t know how to breathe.

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Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @ilyarozanov81

Well, that’s not good. Breathing is important.

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EVERYONE WATCHES WOMENS SPORTS @pwhlhoe

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May 2023

Svetlana @lana

TL feels quiet today.

 

Zane Boodram ✔️ @trini2debone
Allyuh would think as Assistant GM, she wouldn’t be bored right? The woman find new ways to amaze me. But brace allyuh self yeah.

 

Boodram’s Left Nipple @centaursluver

I don’t like when Zane starts speaking in morse code. What does he mean we have to brace ourselves? What’s happening? It’s May.

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Haasy I love you @hollanov81

Like I am a little scared. Plus Svetlana was like TL is quiet. What dat mean?

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Boodram’s Left Nipple @centaursluver

Well I hope it isn’t life changing.

 

Pop Base✔️ @popbase

Former Model and Assistant GM for Boston Bears, Svetlana Vetrova posted on her Instagram story, a photo of her and Actress Rose Landry kissing with the caption моя подруга which translates to ‘my girlfriend.’ This is confirmation of the relationship after the couple have been seen leaving a Beverly Hills restaurant in January.

[screenshot of Instagram story]

 

Boodram’s Left Nipple @centaursluver

Oh. So, it was life changing skdjndfljkdkfjdf

 

Patty @rosebouquet

HELLOO???? SAPPHIC ROSE ERA????

 

Rose Landry Updates✔️ @roselandryupdates

Rose Landry confirms her relationship with model and Assistant GM of the Boston Bears, Svetlana Vetrova in an Instagram story today.

[screenshot of Rose reposting Svetlana’s original story]

 

Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @ilyarozanov81

I can make this joke publicly now.

 

Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @ilyarozanov81

.@rose_landry just like me frfr.

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Svetlana @lana

I really hate you lmao

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Rose Landry ✔️@rose_landry

Aye, twinsies 🤪

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Shane Hollander ✔️ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer

Ilya. Rose.

reply to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer

Rose Landry ✔️ @rose_landry

Sorry Shane 🙁

reply to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer

Sorry, moy pomidor 🥹. Forgive me.

 

Hollzy I love You @terrimash

Lmaooooo Shane walks both of them like a dog.

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Zane Boodram ✔️@trini2debone

Told you, Shane Hollander School of Strict As Fuck.

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Shane Hollander ✔️@shanehollanderhockeyplayer

Please stop saying this.

 

J.J. Boiziau ✔️ @jjboiziau

Can y’all stop DMing me about letting Svet be our third now? Thanks.

reply to @jjboiziau

Svetlana @lana

Lmaoo not me having shooters lmaoo

reply to @jjboiziau
Carter Vaughny ✔️@vaughny

Who the hell dming you?

reply to @vaughny

Zane Boodram✔️ @trini2debone

Look, @shanehollanderhockeyplayer, how come you don’t want me to promote your school when your first student is doing so well?

reply to @trini2debone

Shane Hollander ✔️ @shanehollanderhockeyplayer

I’m bringing dry tofu to the next barbeque and forcing you to eat it.

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Ilya Rozanov ✔️@ilyarozanov81

Wait, that’s kinda hot.

 

Ashlee @ashleebaker

Those hockey players are so fucking chaotic lmao.

Notes:

Thank you for reading!
I will be honest and state that this was supposed to be a codded fic – however, after the stress I put myself through today, I will just stick to this format moving forward lol.
I hope that you guys enjoyed it and I am looking forward to reading your comments.
There are two (maybe three) more fics left in this series. This might be over by the middle of June. Thanks for all the support, and comments so far. I guess to be vulnerable (?) writing these fics have become a very important coping mechanism for me as I go through probably one of the top 3 shittiest times of my life. So, I am glad that these fics also bring people joy.
Anywho, enough of that. Later!

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