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    Ilya's 5 ways to seduce Pretty Canadian Hockey Players:

    1. 9 inches is required
    2. Must be best at Hockey
    3. Fuck him so good that you ruin both yourself and him for anyone else
    4. Open your fucking mouth and talk to him
    5. Do not make him an angry kitten by marrying anyone else, or even suggesting it...

    After 7 years, Ilya Rozanov realizes that his feelings have grown beyond his control. What would happen if Ilya chose direct communication vs beating around the bush during the Tuna Meltdown? How would things change if Ilya and Shane had people in their corner from the beginning?

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