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Summary:

Every summer, for two weeks, Rose’s family goes to a cottage on the shore of Lake Superior.
Rose’s revelation left a mark on him, and he’s afraid it’s visible to anyone who looks. He doesn’t know whether he should tell his family or not. Unfortunately, he might not have that much of a choice in the matter, because the Landrys are so incredibly nosy.
or: the transmasc Rose coming out to his family fic we didn’t know we needed.

Notes:

please make sure that the creator’s work skin toggle is turned on! otherwise, this will not be formatted properly lol
updates may be sporadic, as this is not prewritten. i couldn’t sit on this any longer though. ideally there will be an update once every two weeks.
Rose and Shane may be a bit OOC, but i’m hoping not too much. every other character in this fic is an OC so i’m taking creative liberties.
the nickname of Posie is taken from https://archiveofourown.org/works/82578976! go read this fic, it’s so perfect

Chapter Text

Rose’s mom loved a good Riesling. But his dad hadn’t had a drink in five years, and Rose had a feeling he might be tempted away from sobriety by the look of a chilled glass. A waste of time, then. He placed the two bottles he’d been comparing back on the shelves. The cashier gave him a glance of suspicion as he left without checking out. You would be able to tell if I had anything with me, he thought. How would he smuggle out a wine bottle? Those weren’t objects that could just fit in his purse.

Back to the car. He navigated to Google Maps and sat there for a long moment, unsure. He had looked in multiple shops on the way, but everything was either tacky or too touristy for two lifelong Michigan residents.

His dad liked puzzles, but he also dropped pieces everywhere, and his mom would call him a toddler after stepping on them. They’d fight. Also, both the cottage and their main house had walls almost completely covered with puzzles in picture frames. Bad idea.

His mom had a thing for house projects, but Rose had recently sat through an hour of his dad quietly complaining about never having any time to relax between putting up new cabinets and installing chandeliers. It had been five years since they’d bought their — really, Mom’s — fixer-upper, and Rose had a feeling that it would never really be done. The house had originally been listed for $400k, but after Dad went to see it and got horribly sick from mold poisoning, they had been able to negotiate down the price. It was a big house for the money. Too many bedrooms, considering that Rose and all his siblings had moved out already. His dad always said they would have guests over, but then his mom would veto the idea with an excuse that some walkway wasn’t painted, so it didn’t happen. At least there was the cottage.

Gift ideas for his parents had always been difficult. They were such different people. Separate gifts meant more room for error and individual gifts meant someone would be unhappy. And they always told him, ‘Rose, dear, we don’t need anything,’ but if they really felt that way, they wouldn’t have raised him to show up at houses with offerings of kindness. Rose was trying to be kind. People like his mom and dad made it harder than it should have been.

Rose sighed, staring at the bold logo of The Apple Barrel. It was a bit out of the way from the drive up, but it was reliable, so it had been a go-to liquor store for years. Why did his dad have to be an ex-alcoholic? He found himself wishing Dad hadn’t given it up, because wine had been one easy gift. His parents had met at a wine tasting. He was convinced his mom hadn’t stopped drinking during pregnancy. Then, Rose banished the thought, feeling guilty. Alcohol made his dad mean. His sobriety was a good thing, for him and his relationships.

Gay Ex Six

Sunday 11:23 PM
OMG
DID YOU SEE THAT?
Hunter’s gay?
did you know?
I know you are watching!! You can’t hide from me!!!
I’m going up to the cottage for a few weeks.
??
I’ll call you.
Today 3:48 PM
Heyyy! Mind if I ask you something…or are you too busy getting dicked down 😜
Rose!
why would you think that

Rose rolled his eyes. A “silent retreat?” Yeah, sure. Rose wasn’t stupid.

Gay Ex Six

Okay but am I wrong?
I’m not answering that!
Knew it!
what was your question
Worst Deflection of The Year goes to…
okay okay so
I need good gifts for my parents. You seem like the perfect son, so you probably give perfect gifts to yours.
I’m not perfect
You’re so Canadian
I need more information. Any shared hobbies?

The concept of Rose’s parents sharing anything was laughable. Like two babies or dogs in a room together with a toy. They were more likely to pull each other’s hair out than coexist.


Gay Ex Six


no
Really?
Does that violate your flow chart 😂😂😂

Shane went silent, indicating that yes, the idea of two married people having nothing tangible in common except for four children was unthinkable to him. Rose felt a familiar jealousy rise in his chest and switched to the group chat with his brothers to dispel it.


Siblings


Today 1:25 PM
Peter
Ava had potty emergency. We will be late.
Theo
remind me to never have kids rofl
Peter
Go fuck yourself.
Theo
it’s a little incestuous to dirty talk your own brother
Peter
Listen to me you little shit
John
quit it you two
Today 3:52 PM
Hey !!!!
On my way up now!!!
Theo
yooooo finally mom and dad are insufferable
did you get them anything ?
as a gift
Theo
bottle of pinot
hahahhahahahaah
very funny!
I’m being serious though
Theo
Theo is typing...

Was this a joke? Rose gasped as he realized that Theo was dead serious. Did he want their annual family vacation blowing up into smithereens? Because this was a great place to start: walking in and handing Dad alcohol. They were halfway to getting catapulted into the ocean already. Rose slammed his head into the steering wheel. Some poor woman walking to her car nearly dropped her whisky at the abrupt sound of his car horn.

“So sorry,” he shouted out, rolling down his window. “I didn’t mean to do that. That’s a lot of stuff, you got it?”

“Oh,” she fiddled with her keys pinched between her waist and her thumb. “If you’re offering, could you open the door for me?”

Rose climbed out and got the door, then helped her arrange the bottles with the rest of her groceries so they wouldn’t go sliding and breaking into shards on her car floor.

“Thank you,” the woman beamed.

“Happy to help!” Rose stepped back as she turned on her engine. A warm glow filled his chest. He’d been helpful, and hadn’t come off as a total creep, and—

“Us girls have got to stick together,” she winked, and Rose barely had time to process before she was peeling out and joining the street.

Feeling a bit empty, Rose got in his car and stared through the windshield into the middle distance. What did he expect? He hadn’t made any changes to his voice or the way he looked. He typically obscured his face a bit to avoid the ‘Oh My God, It’s Rose Landry’ effect, but not enough to make him look masculine. People weren’t mind readers. It was crazy to think everyone could just look at him and know what he was. But…he wanted that. To just tell everyone that he was a man and somehow everyone would have a pronoun switch in their brains and it would be easy and simple. It was nowhere in the realm of realism. A fantasy. He could have one, right?

He blew a long breath out. Okay. He could do this! A minor setback. Five minutes wasted. This was not affecting the rest of his day.

Siblings

Theo
so you’re not gonna believe this
hey
uhh posie you there?
Sorry! Here!
just in shock because I can’t believe you actually did that
John
I told him you would say that
Did you gasp out loud too?
you’re enabling him
Theo
ugh she probably did
how much do i owe you
John
thirty bucks
theo why would you do that???
Theo
🖕fineeeee ill pay you when you’re here
I don’t believe that dad’s sober
why wouldn't he be?
did he do something?
John
Theo.

Theo's typing bubble came and went for a long minute as Rose stared, confused.

Siblings

Theo
nevermind.
just forget it.

...What?

Rose shook his head. He needed to get on the road and get a gift. He could investigate this more later, if he didn't forget.


Siblings


John
fyi Pete and Mel are bringing apple pie and two pounds of cherries
as if anyone needed cherries right now
Theo
tourist behavior
John
we have two desk chairs and a new kitchen aid
How do you have two chairs in your car?
don’t you drive a Toyota?
John
we’re in Becca’s new car
don’t you think she would have yelled at me by now if I was texting and driving
Theo
simp
oh yeah she would
shoot what do I bring???
Theo
just your perfect self.
I’m sure that’s a gift by itself
asshole that's useless
I mean it I’m panicking there’s nothing on this drive
Theo
that’s the MBN for you
mom is going to float me out to sea on a burning raft or something
John
are you driving through Munising
yeah
John
pick them up some books at Falling Rock
gardening or erotica or travel or something
Theo
EROTICA????
do you read erotica???
does Becca read erotica????
John
You don't need that information.
Theo
oh okay sorry for existing i guess
thank you thank you thank you!!!! heading up from Apple Barrel now!!
Theo
who else stopped at Apple barrel
John
we did
but not to gift it to mom and dad just for Becca and I to drink
Theo
lmao
don’t get too drunk or Becca might be more disappointed than usual with your bedroom performance
John
John is typing...

Oh — a message from Shane.


Gay Ex Six


Today 4:01 PM
Get them books. One for each of them.
Is that helpful?
Today 4:08 PM
Haha that’s two votes for books!
One of my brothers also recommended that.

His fingers hovered over the screen. Was this wise? Maybe not, but he was already typing.


Gay Ex Six


hey, I should bring you to meet my family one of these summers
I know we’re broken up but I think you would get along with my brothers well!
and you can never have too many friends ;)
Think about it! And have fun with your totally not real hook-up!

Rose placed the phone far away where he couldn’t use it for anything else and put the car in drive.