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To: Jin-hyung
Seokjin [10:00 AM]
Is the new roommate moving in today?
Namjoon [10:01 AM]
Yeah
Later this afternoon I think
I said I’d help
Seokjin [10:02 AM]
No one warned him about your clumsy streak huh
I’ve watched you rip an entire door of its hinges before Joon-ah
Did you mention that fact in your roommate ad?
Namjoon [10:03 AM]
No
Should I have?
Seokjin [10:04 AM]
Yeah maybe
Seems like important information
But what do I know?
I’m just your all knowing, amazingly helpful hyung
Namjoon [10:05 AM]
[Eyeroll emoji]
Seokjin [10:06 AM]
I’m choosing to ignore that out of the goodness of my heart
Seokjin [10:10 AM]
Do you want me to come help?
I have the afternoon off
I could bring Jungkook too
You know how much he likes lifting heavy things to impress his hyungs
Namjoon [10:11 AM]
No I think it’s okay
But if you get a really frantic phone call from…
Seokjin [10:12 AM]
I’ll keep my ringer on
Good luck!
Fighting!
Don’t break any bones or any of your new roommates' precious earthly possessions!
Or break your new roommate for that matter
Namjoon [10:13 AM]
[Thumbs up emoji]
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To: Seokjinnie and the five babies
Seokjin [5:11 PM]
So Joonie
How’d it go with the move-in and the new roommate
Is he secretly a serial killer?
Do we need to establish a code word in case he’s secretly a serial killer and you need to be saved?
Namjoon [5:12 PM]
He’s not a serial killer hyung don’t worry
No code words necessary
…I did drop a box directly on my toe though
Taehyung [5:13 PM]
Do we need to drive you to the emergency room?
Jimin [5:14 PM]
Did he run for the hills?
Do we need to put up another roommate listing?
Namjoon [5:15 PM]
No no nothing broke
Not even me
Just a little bit bruised
And embarrassed
Seokjin [5:16 PM]
Miracles do happen
Namjoon [5:17 PM]
Yeah
He was cool about it too
He seems just kind of cool overall actually
His name is Min Yoongi
Jimin [5:18 PM]
I’m gonna look him up
Namjoon [5:18 PM]
Jimin do not cyber stalk him
Aw man
I wasn’t fast enough
Jimin [5:19 PM]
Too late hyung!
Jin [5:20 PM]
As if our Jiminie would have ever passed up the opportunity to cyber stalk someone just because you asked
Namjoon [5:21 PM]
Jimin
Please
Don’t do this
Jimin [5:22 PM]
Hey he’s kinda cute
Namjoon [5:23 PM]
Please leave him alone
I just met him
It seems like we have some stuff in common
He works in music too
He said he’s a producer
He seems really cool
Please don’t scare him off already I’m begging you
Jimin [5:24 PM]
How could I possibly scare anyone off?
[several people are typing]
Jimin [5:25 PM]
Actually no one answer that
Jungkook [5:26]
I’m sitting next to Jimin-hyung right now and he’s scrolling through your roommate’s Instagram
He’s all the way back in 2018 right now
He’s giggling in a slightly evil way
I’d be a little scared if I were you right now Joon-hyung
Taehyung [5:27]
Jimin just sent me 15 text messages and they’re all screenshots of Yoongi-ssi’s Instagram posts from like 10 years ago
Namjoon [5:28 PM]
Jimin c’mon man
Hoseok [5:29 PM]
I looked him up on soundcloud!
Namjoon [5:30 PM]
Why would you do that
Hoseok [5:31 PM]
Well I was going to do it on Instagram but Jiminie’s got that covered
His music is pretty cool!
Go look up Agustd right now guys
Namjoon [5:32 PM]
You guys suck
Why are you all like this
Taehyung [5:33 PM]
You love us
Namjoon [5:34 PM]
Yeah
I guess
Against my better judgement
Jimin [5:35 PM]
Hey he has a twitter too!
Namjoon [5:36 PM]
Jimin I’m going to block you
Jimin [5:37 PM]
You would never
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To: Min Yoongi-ssi (new roommate)
Namjoon [7:00 PM]
Hi Yoongi-ssi
I’m going to go out really quick to pick up some dinner
Can I bring you anything?
Yoongi [7:01 PM]
Namjoon-ssi
I’m in my room right now
You could ask in person you know
I don’t bite
Namjoon [7:02 PM]
Oh ha right
I know
I just didn’t want to interrupt if you’re working right now
Yoongi [7:03 PM]
Thank you for being considerate but you don’t have to worry about stuff like that
A knock on the door won’t ruin my creative process you know
And dinner would be great
I’ll have whatever you’re having
Namjoon [7:04 PM]
[thumbs up emoji]
Yoongi [7:05 PM]
Oh and
You can call me hyung if you want
We live together afterall
I’d rather us be comfortable than be formal
If that’s okay with you
Namjoon [7:06 PM]
That’d be great!
I mean
That would be pretty cool
I mean
Namjoon [7:07 PM]
Yeah actually that’s what I meant
That would be pretty cool
Yoongi [7:08 PM]
Cool
Let me know when you’re on the way back
I’ll set out some plates for us
We can eat together and get to know each other a little more
If you want to
Namjoon [7:09 PM]
I’d really like that
Thanks hyung!
Yoongi [7:10 PM]
:)
[Contact changed to Yoongi-hyung]