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The Ottawa Hint Disaster

Summary:

When the Ottawa Centaurs announce a mysterious new player signing, hockey Twitter turns into a full-scale detective convention. Fans expect trade rumours, chaos, and maybe Scott Hunter. What they don’t expect is Ilya Rozanov accidentally soft-launching his husband in real time. As hints pile up, the internet slowly realizes two things: Shane Hollander is gay, Ilya is catastrophically bisexual, and the NHL’s biggest rivals have secretly been in love for over a decade. Unfortunately for them, their teammates, ex-girlfriend, and social media manager are absolutely no help keeping the secret.

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@OttawaCentaurs
🚨 OFFSEASON NEWS 🚨

A new player will join the Ottawa Centaurs next season.

We will be dropping hints during the evening.

Good luck.

#RunWithTheHerd

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@SenselessInOttawa

EXCUSE ME??????

@MetroHockeyGuy

Please don’t say it’s another 38-year-old depth defenseman.

@PuckCentral
OH???

@SensDieHard
PLEASE LET THIS BE BIG.

@HockeyWatcher
If this is another fourth-line grinder I’m deleting the app.

@IlyaRozanov

Is good player, yes.

@NHLWatcher

ROZ THAT DOES NOT NARROW IT DOWN???

@LucaHaas
You guys are not emotionally prepared.

@WyattHayes27
Neither are we honestly.

@EvanDykstra
Coach told us not to tweet.

@TroyBarrett
So anyway…

@CoachWiebe
Troy.

@TroyBarrett
Sorry Coach.

@IlyaRozanov
New teammate is pretty, yes.

@NHLFan22
ILYA THAT IS NOT A HOCKEY DESCRIPTION.

@HabsAndAbs

“PRETTY” narrows it down even LESS in hockey.

@PuckBunny613
“Pretty”???????????

@IlyaRozanov
What? Can appreciate beauty of man. Is modern era.

@ScottHunter
Good save.

@IlyaRozanov
Thank you Hunter. Old age brings wisdom.

@ScottHunter
I’m thirty-three.

@IlyaRozanov
Exactly, yes.

@CliffMarlow

I can hear Ilya giggling from Boston.

@SvetlanaVetrova

He’s kicking his feet on the couch like teenage girl.

@IlyaRozanov

Lies. I sit like strong warrior.

@SvetlanaVetrova

You are literally hugging a throw pillow.

@IlyaRozanov

Is comfortable throw pillow.

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@HarrisDrover
FIRST HINT:

🏆 The new player has won many awards.

#CentaursWatch

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@PuckDetective

That’s literally every star player???

@HockeyInsider
Scott Hunter maybe?

@AdmiralsForever
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF HIM.

@AdmiralsNation

BACK OFF.

@GoalieRights

Scott Hunter to Ottawa would feed generations.

@PrideTape
Scott and Ilya on same team would either heal hockey or destroy it.

@IlyaRozanov
Hunter cannot survive my music playlist, yes.

@ScottHunter
Your playlist is just Russian screaming and Pitbull.

@IlyaRozanov
International culture. And Hunter too old for my playlist, yes.

@ScottHunter

I'm only a few years older than you.

@IlyaRozanov

Ancient.

@ScottHunter

You strained a muscle sneezing last month.

@IlyaRozanov

Fake news.

@WyattHayes27

Not fake.

@TroyBarrett

We all watched it happen.

@IlyaRozanov

Betrayal everywhere.

@ShaneHollander

Maybe stretching before practice would help.

@NHLFansUnited

SHANE?????

@PuckBunny613

Why did Shane Hollander appear like concerned wife there.

@IlyaRozanov

Shane worries too much, yes. 😍

@ShaneHollander

You put your back out reaching for cereal.

@IlyaRozanov

Top shelf is dangerous environment. 😔

@HaydenPike

This is why I keep telling you to buy step stool.

@IlyaRozanov

I am captain. Captains do not use step stools.

@JackiePike

You used ours at Christmas.

@IlyaRozanov

Photoshopped.

@RoseLandry
This app is about to become very funny, I think.

@FilmNerd44
ROSE???

@RoseLandry
I’m just here for entertainment.

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@HarrisDrover
SECOND HINT:

👀 Younger than Scott Hunter. Close in age to Ilya Rozanov.

#CentaursWatch

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@HockeyRumorsDaily
HAYDEN PIKE???

@MetrosFaithful
STAY AWAY FROM HIM TOO.

@DadEnergyPike

That actually makes sense.

@NHLRumorsDaily

Pike and Roz would be chaos.

@HaydenPike
I have four children and a mortgage. Please leave me out of your conspiracy theories.

@JackiePike
He also has grass to mow tomorrow.

@HaydenPike
Thank you honey.

@IlyaRozanov
Pike already looks tired enough for six men, yes.

@HaydenPike
That’s because my toddler hid blueberries in the DVD player.

@TroyBarrett
Kids are terrifying.

@WyattHayes27
Why do people willingly make more of them.

@CoachWiebe
Wyatt.

@WyattHayes27
Sorry Coach.

@PuckAndPride
Wait.

@PuckAndPride
Why does Ilya sound weirdly fond whenever Shane tweets. 🤔

@HockeyWatcher
No because I noticed that too.

@ShaneHollander
He’s nice to most people.

@LucaHaas
Debatable.

@EvanDykstra
Objectively false.

@ScottHunter
Ilya once told a referee he looked “nutritionally weak”.

@IlyaRozanov
Was true.

@ShaneHollander
You shouldn’t say things like that to officials.

@IlyaRozanov
See? Shane always worries about manners. 🥰

@InternetDetective
Why does that sound affectionate.

@RoseLandry
🙂

@FilmNerd44
ROSE WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

@RoseLandry
Nothing. Everything. Who can say.

@IlyaRozanov

I know many other things about him too. 😉

@GoalLightLover

👀

@IlyaRozanov

Like his favourite drink.

@HockeyStatsNerd

That’s normal.

@IlyaRozanov

And exact order he separates candy by colour.

@HockeyStatsNerd

…less normal.

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@HarrisDrover
THIRD HINT:

👶 The new player has no children. Yet.

#CentaursWatch

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@BostonBearsFan
CLIFF MARLOW.

@CliffMarlow

I hate that “yet” feels threatening.

@CliffMarlow
And I don’t like how everyone assumes I’m childless because I look irresponsible.

@PuckBunny613
Because you ARE irresponsible.

@CliffMarlow
Fair.

@NHLHotTakes

WAIT “yet” means someone who wants kids maybe???

@IlyaRozanov

Maybe future children have freckles. 😃

@InternetDetective

HELLO??????

@ShaneHollander

Ilya.

@IlyaRozanov

What? Is cute.

@SvetlanaVetrova

Ilya once called Shane’s freckles “tiny cinnamon stars”.

@EntireInternet

???????????????????

@IlyaRozanov

I was drunk.

@ShaneHollander

You were completely sober.

@IlyaRozanov

Okay but emotionally drunk maybe.

@RoseLandry

This is the funniest night of my life.

@FilmGirlRose

ROSE???

@NHLWatcher

WHY DOES EVERYONE SOUND LIKE THEY ALREADY KNOW SOMETHING.

@CliffMarlow

Because some of us aren’t blind.

@HockeyJunkie88

HUH???

@CliffMarlow

Nothing.

@IlyaRozanov

Cliff shut mouth challenge impossible mode.

@PuckAndPride
OH MY GOD.

@IlyaRozanov
🤐 New teammate likes routines, yes.

@InternetDetective
…what kind of hint is that???

@IlyaRozanov
Specific kind.

@ShaneHollander
You are not helping.

@IlyaRozanov
I help emotionally.

@PrideTape
WAIT.

@PrideTape
“Likes routines.”

@AutisticSportsFan
Shane Hollander has talked before about needing routines and schedules.

@StatsGirl99
He eats the exact same pregame meal every game.

@HockeyLore
And he lines up his water bottles by label colour.

@ShaneHollander
The labels face outward because otherwise it feels incorrect.

@EntireInternet
OH.

@IlyaRozanov
One time equipment staff moved one bottle and Shane looked at it like crime scene, yes.

@ShaneHollander
I still think it was Wyatt.

@WyattHayes27
IT WASN’T ME.

@LucaHaas
It was definitely Wyatt.

@WyattHayes27
TRAITOR.

@InternetDetective
Wait wait wait.

@InternetDetective
Why does Ilya know all this stuff about Shane.

@ScottHunter
Because he talks about him constantly.

@IlyaRozanov
Hunter please.

@ScottHunter
No. Freedom of speech.

@PuckCentral
ARE WE WATCHING THE NHL’S MESSIEST BISEXUAL AWAKENING LIVE.

@BiHockeyFan
As a bisexual person I regret to inform everyone that “calls another man pretty” is one of the symptoms.

@IlyaRozanov
I said MANY men are pretty.

@ScottHunter
Name five.

@IlyaRozanov
… Shane in different lighting, yes.

@EntireInternet
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@ShaneHollander
I’m going to turn my phone off.

@RoseLandry
You said that two hours ago.

@ShaneHollander
I know.

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@HarrisDrover
FOURTH HINT:

🏒 The new player was never previously teammates with Ilya Rozanov.

#CentaursWatch

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@HockeyInsider
WAIT THEN IT CAN’T BE CLIFF.

@BostonBearsFan
OH MY GOD.

@GoalieRights
IT’S SHANE HOLLANDER.

@MetroForever
No chance.

@PuckDetective
Actually yes chance.

@StatsGirl99
The timeline fits.

@HockeyWatcher
Same age as Ilya. Award-winning. Not former teammate.

@PrideTape
AND APPARENTLY VERY IMPORTANT TO ILYA EMOTIONALLY???

@MontrealLifer
Why would Shane leave Montreal?

@AnonymousReply
Maybe because Montreal fans say gross stuff every time people speculate he’s gay.

@SilenceInSports
Well that got ugly fast.

@PrideTape
Hockey culture has a problem and everyone knows it.

@OttawaPride
If Shane Hollander is queer and coming to Ottawa we are protecting him with our lives.

@IlyaRozanov
Good because if anybody hurts him I bite, yes. 😠

@EntireInternet
HELLO??????

@ShaneHollander
Ilya.

@IlyaRozanov
Figuratively maybe.

@ScottHunter
Not figuratively. I saw him threaten a mascot once.

@IlyaRozanov
Mascot knew what he did.

@TroyBarrett
This somehow raises more questions.

@RoseLandry
Honestly this is still subtler than they usually are.

@FilmNerd44
YOU KEEP SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT.

@RoseLandry
I dated Shane years ago. He’s one of my favourite people in the world.

@PuckBunny613
WAIT.

@PuckBunny613
Rose Landry the actress???

@RoseLandry
Hi.

@InternetDetective
ROSE ARE YOU SAYING SHANE IS GAY???

@RoseLandry
I’m saying sometimes people need time to figure themselves out.

@ShaneHollander
Rose.

@RoseLandry
Sorry. But also you’re welcome.

@BiHockeyFan
OH MY GOD.

@PrideTape
WAIT SO SHANE IS GAY AND ILYA IS BISEXUAL???

@ScottHunter
I’m enjoying watching the internet slowly assemble a bookshelf with no instructions.

@IlyaRozanov
Complicated bookshelf, yes.

@ShaneHollander
The instructions are upside down.

@InternetDetective
WAIT THEY’RE MAKING JOKES TOGETHER LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE.

@EntireInternet
…oh.

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@HarrisDrover
BONUS HINT before bed:

❤️ The new player already means a lot to our captain.

#CentaursWatch

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@EntireInternet
SCREAMING.

@PuckCentral
OH MY GOD THEY’RE TOGETHER.

@GoalieRights
THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY TOGETHER.

@MetroForever
NO WAY.

@PrideTape
WAY.

@HockeyWatcher
This explains SO MUCH.

@InternetDetective
THE STARING.

@PuckBunny613
THE WAY ILYA ALWAYS DEFENDED SHANE IN INTERVIEWS.

@StatsGirl99
THE FACT THAT ILYA KNOWS SHANE’S ENTIRE PRE-GAME ROUTINE.

@HockeyInsider_97

Did Ilya join Ottawa to be closer to Shane???

@ScottHunter
The fact that Ilya flew to Montreal during his bye week because Shane texted “bad day”.

@EntireInternet
WHAT?????

@ShaneHollander
Scott.

@ScottHunter
What? It’s public now apparently.

@IlyaRozanov
He sounded sad, yes.

@RoseLandry
One time Shane forgot his noise-cancelling headphones during a road trip and Ilya bullied an equipment manager into driving two hours to get them.

@LucaHaas
Oh that was YOU?

@EvanDykstra
I thought we were transporting classified military technology.

@IlyaRozanov
Headphones ARE important.

@ShaneHollander
Thank you again for that.

@InternetDetective
THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING I’VE EVER READ.

@TroyBarrett
One time Shane reorganized Ilya’s kitchen because “the spices were stressful”.

@WyattHayes27
And Ilya looked at him like he hung the moon.

@IlyaRozanov
He alphabetized everything. Was hottest thing I ever saw, yes.

@EntireInternet
SIR.

@ShaneHollander
I’m deleting my account.

@RoseLandry
No you’re not. You still use the same profile picture from 2017 because changing it feels “incorrect”.

@ShaneHollander
That was said in confidence.

@AutisticSportsFan
Honestly that’s the most relatable thing he’s ever said.

@PrideTape
I love Shane Hollander actually.

@OttawaPride
COME TO OTTAWA WE HAVE QUIET COFFEE SHOPS.

@IlyaRozanov
And good blanket stores.

@ShaneHollander
How do you know that.

@IlyaRozanov
Research.

@ScottHunter
He means nesting.

@IlyaRozanov
Hunter please stop helping internet.

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@NHLBreaking
League sources indicate Shane Hollander is expected to join the Ottawa Centaurs next season in a major trade currently nearing completion.

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@EntireInternet
HOLY SHIT.

@MetrosFaithful
WHY WOULD HE LEAVE???

@AnonymousReply
Maybe because Montreal team spent years making gay jokes about him.

@MetroForever
Not all of us.

@PrideTape
Enough of you.

@CanuckHockeyGirl
Honestly good for him if Ottawa feels safer.

@OttawaPride
OTTAWA LOVES YOU SHANE.

@ShaneHollander
Thank you.

@IlyaRozanov
Careful. Ottawa fans adopt people aggressively, yes.

@OttawaPride
Correct.

@HaydenPike
Love you, Hollzy. Proud of you always.

@JackiePike
The kids say Uncle Shane deserves extra cookies tonight.

@ShaneHollander
Tell them thank you please.

@IlyaRozanov
See? Good with children also. 😘

@InternetDetective
ILYA IS ALREADY TALKING LIKE A HUSBAND.

@HaydenPike
“Already.”

@EntireInternet
WAIT.

@EntireInternet
WAIT WAIT WAIT.

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@ShaneHollander
Hi.

I’m gay.

I know a lot of people already figured that out tonight.

I’m also married to Ilya Rozanov.

We’ve been together since before our rookie season and married for two years.

I never planned to tell the internet like this. I actually had a color-coded outline prepared for a quieter announcement later, but apparently that’s not happening now.

I’m not ashamed of who I am. I just got used to being careful.

Rose helped me a lot when I was younger and confused, and I’m grateful to her for being kind to me during that time.

A lot of people in hockey were kind too. Some weren’t.

Leaving Montreal is complicated, but I want to be somewhere I can live honestly.

Ottawa feels safe.

Also, I missed my husband.

Shane

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@EntireInternet
😭😭😭😭😭

@PrideTape
“color-coded outline” oh Shane honey.

@PuckBunny613

WAIT THEY’RE REALLY MARRIED???

@IlyaRozanov

Yes. We have rings and everything.

@AutisticSportsFan
THE COLOR-CODED OUTLINE. I FEEL SO SEEN.

@PuckAndPride

“Also, I missed my husband” DESTROYED ME.

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@IlyaRozanov
Hello internet.

Yes I am bisexual.

Yes Shane is my husband.

No this was not planned.

I love Shane very much, yes.

I love his freckles and his quiet brain and the way he taps fingers four times before games because routine matters.

I love that he eats same breakfast every travel day.

I love that he apologizes to chairs after bumping into them.

I love that he needs grocery stores organized in correct direction or becomes spiritually upset.

He is smartest person I know.

Also prettiest.

And bravest.

People think quiet men are weak sometimes. They are wrong.

Shane survived hockey culture for years while staying soft and kind anyway.

I joined Ottawa because it put me closer to him.

I regret nothing.

Ilya

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@EntireInternet
I AM SOBBING.

@BiHockeyFan
“quiet brain” DESTROYED ME.

@PrideTape
THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC NHL DISASTER EVER.

@OttawaPride

OTTAWA GOT THE BEST PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE AND A POWER COUPLE???

@IlyaRozanov

Power couple sounds like electricity accident, yes.

@CliffMarlow
Finally. I was tired of pretending these idiots were subtle. I thought they’d get exposed in like 2016 honestly.

@LucaHaas
Wait THEY thought they were subtle???

@WyattHayes27
Ilya literally stares at Shane like a Victorian widow seeing her husband return from war.

@EvanDykstra
One time Shane fixed Ilya’s collar before an interview and Roz forgot how English worked for twenty minutes.

@IlyaRozanov
Was important collar moment, yes.

@CoachWiebe
I knew during my first week coaching him.

@InternetDetective
COACH???

@CoachWiebe
Captains usually do not look at each other like that during game film.

@TroyBarrett
Coach once banned Ilya from talking about Shane during practice.

@CoachWiebe
He was distracted.

@IlyaRozanov
Shane had haircut that day.

@EntireInternet
AAAAAAAAAA

@HaydenPike
Honestly the funniest part is Shane thinking he hid this successfully.

@JackiePike
Sweetheart he once smiled at a text from Ilya for forty straight minutes.

@ShaneHollander
It was a funny text.

@HaydenPike
It said “saw duck today. reminded me of you”.

@EntireInternet
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.

@IlyaRozanov
Duck was organized and polite.

@ShaneHollander
That’s actually very nice.

@RoseLandry
See this is why nobody could stop them.

@PuckBunny613
I can’t believe the NHL accidentally produced soulmates.

@WyattHayes27

Team group chat is unreadable rn.

@TroyBarrett

Roz has sent 47 heart emojis.

@LucaHaas

48 now.

@ScottHunter

Proud of you both.

@InternetDetective

HOW DID WE MISS THIS.

@IlyaRozanov

Everyone knew except internet somehow.

@OttawaPride
OTTAWA WON EVERYTHING TONIGHT.

@MetrosFaithful
Still hurts losing Shane.

@AnonymousReply
Maybe next time don’t make queer players feel unwanted.

@PrideTape
Exactly.

@OttawaPride

Meanwhile Ottawa already planning giant wedding anniversary parade.

@IlyaRozanov

No parade please. Shane hates loud surprise things.

@ShaneHollander

Thank you.

@OttawaPride

Okay quiet respectful parade.

@IlyaRozanov

With maybe little confetti.

@ShaneHollander

Minimal confetti.

@IlyaRozanov

Negotiations ongoing, yes.

@InternetDetective

I USED TO THINK THEY HATED EACH OTHER BECAUSE OF THE CHIRPING.

@TroyBarrett

No that’s just flirting in hockey.

@WyattHayes27

Honestly if someone calls you ugly in practice there’s like 60% chance they’re in love with you.

@LucaHaas

Canadian courtship ritual.

@IlyaRozanov
Ottawa already preparing blanket pile for him, yes.

@ShaneHollander
Please stop telling people about the blanket pile.

@LucaHaas
THERE’S A BLANKET PILE???

@WyattHayes27
HOW MANY BLANKETS.

@IlyaRozanov
Enough.

@TroyBarrett
That answer somehow makes it worse.

@CoachWiebe
Everyone go to sleep.

@EvanDykstra
Coach they’ve been secretly married for two years. Nobody is sleeping.

@ScottHunter
Wait.

@ScottHunter
You mean to tell me I sat through appr. twelve years of yearning, mutual pining, dramatic eye contact, and “accidental” matching winter coats…

@ScottHunter
… and these idiots got married BEFORE telling me officially?

@IlyaRozanov
You talk too much, Hunter, yes.

@ScottHunter
I’m going to fight both of you.

@ShaneHollander
That seems unnecessary.

@ScottHunter
I attended your wedding in spirit and didn’t even know it.

@RoseLandry
Honestly that should be on a Hallmark card.

@PuckCentral
This is the greatest night in hockey history.

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@OttawaCentaurs
One final update before everyone logs off:

Please welcome Shane Hollander to Ottawa. ❤️

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@IlyaRozanov
Already welcomed him. Many times, yes. 😏😏😏

@ShaneHollander
Ilya.

@CoachWiebe
Goodnight internet.

@TroyBarrett
Coach he’s smiling at his phone again.

@CoachWiebe
I know.

@EntireInternet

GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY.

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