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1. The Cowardly Lion and the Blind Snake by v_vs_theworld

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage Sex
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   29 May 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Underage Sex
   • Remus Lupin/Severus Snape
   • Remus Lupin
   • Severus Snape
   • Sirius Black
   • James Potter
   • Peter Pettigrew
   • Lily Evans Potter
   • Lucius Malfoy
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter)
   • Marlene McKinnon
   • Regulus Black
   • Bellatrix Black Lestrange
   • Dorcas Meadowes
   • Pandora Lovegood
   • Evan Rosier
   • Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Rabastan Lestrange
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • Horace Slughorn
   • Hogwarts Fifth Year
   • Hogwarts Sixth Year
   • Post-Sirius Black's Prank on Severus Snape
   • Sirius Black's Prank on Severus Snape
   • Toxic Relationship
   • Situationships
   • Potions
   • Spell Creation (Harry Potter)
   • Human Experimentation
   • Unethical Experimentation
   • Werewolf Remus Lupin
   • Bisexual Remus Lupin
   • Switching
   • experimenting
   • Everyone Has Issues
   • Marauders Era (Harry Potter)

   Summary

   Remus knows he should only be mad at Sirius for what happened, yet he can't help but blame Severus for trusting and believing Sirius. He knows he's going to have to find a way to convince or threaten Severus to keep his secret. Hurt and looking for a way to let that hurt out, he drags Severus into the worst situationship of his life.

   -OR-

   Lupin is lowkey (read "highkey") an evil bisexual on the dl and Snape is lowkey (read "highkey") big bird general.

   WARNING:
   No one is necessarily good in this fic. You will watch Lupin be manipulative, and Snape will just keep crawling back wanting more and more (figuratively and literally), not just because of his curiosity, but also because he can't help but feel drawn to Remus in a way. You are going to hate them at some point. You're gonna be like 'V, why are they so evil' and I'm gonna be like 'I love my Toxic men, what can I say'. Also, Rob from Love Island USA season 6 was inspo for Remus. Take that as you will.

   POVs will switch from time to time depending on my mood

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,933

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

   3

   Kudos:

   8

   Bookmarks:

   2

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