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1. [Podfic] $20 Wedding Dress by SonoraWebster, veeagainst, yerbamansa for petrichorca, ghostalservice

   Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach
   • Stede Bonnet
   • Archie (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Lawyer Blackbeard | Edward Teach
   • Bar Owner Stede Bonnet
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach Wears a Dress
   • Gender non-conformity
   • S2 spoilers (sort of)
   • inspired by a tweet
   • Mild Angst
   • Flirting
   • Hook-Up
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Pining While Fucking
   • 69 (Sex Position)
   • Rashomon Effect
   • Rashomon POVs
   • shifting povs
   • the dress gets destroyed and so do Ed and Stede
   • Happy Ending(s)
   • Fast Burn
   • Alternate Universe - Bar/Pub
   • Podfic Available
   • Podfic
   • Podfic Length: 1-1.5 Hours

   Summary

   Ed needs to blow off some steam, so he buys a thrift store wedding dress and pretends to be a runaway bride, in hopes someone at the swanky bar he wanders into will ravage him into oblivion. Stede sees a vision in mint green, but isn’t sure he will be of any interest to this mysterious stranger. Archie watches two cringefail men fall head over heels for each other.

   (Yes, Ed’s wearing the season 2 wedding topper dress. 👀👰💚✨️)

   Podfic of $20 Wedding Dress by ghostalservice, petrichorca, veeagainst.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   102

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   Kudos:

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