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THIS BROWN BOMB THOSE EARRINGS THAT NECKLACE

ONE CHANCE PL SHANE. UNTIL ROZANOV RECOVERS

Don’t do it, you’ll awake the dragon

What dragon

I can feel it coming in the way you move

I sense a Russian entering soon!

Can you imagine being Ilya Rozanov and getting choked by that. Girl fuck you!

Don’t need to imagine, get it everyday. Sometimes I am the choker sometimes I am the chokee 😉

ILYA!!!!

Hi Moy Lyubov!

LOOK AT HIS HANDS IN THIS. CHOKE ME DADDY

He is not daddy, I am the daddy and yes I let him choke me. Like when he score hattrick against Metros

Ilya please pick up the call

Ahhhhh my RPF Ship!!! Hollandry FTW! Look how good they are together!!!!!

You need to stop RPF

Is wrong

RPF IS BANNED INTERNET. Only RPF allowed is Hollanov.

Sir F stands for fiction, you both are an actual couple

Can still write fiction about real couple yes? Not like gross Shayden or Hollandry

God I want to rip that shirt more and lick his abs and then….
Oh sorry this is official account. Sorry Yuna!

@IlyaRozanov81 Ilya, we discussed this sweetie

Um HELLO? Did Rozanov confirm he has a burner account? Someone find it

Have you seen Yuna Hollander's account name? and her calling Ilya sweetie!?!?!?!

I think we are losing the point. The point is look at this gorgeous man, our Wasian king!

I can't get over how different he looks now, so much more relaxed and confident and sexy! He's gone from lost teenager on the bus to Zaddy in like 4 years!

Excuse me he was always sexy, even when he was wearing cute beanie and troubling me about smoking in parking lot in 2008

It was a toque. You're a Canadian now, you can't say beanie

BEANIE BEANIE BEANIE

You're a baby

Yes I am your baby

Yes you are. Now pick up my call

Shane Hollander wins the MVP trophy for championing the Centaurs to a third cup. In total this is his 6th Stanley Cup, tying him with hockey legends like..

Here's what he had to say about his husband, Captain Ilya Rozanov, who couldn't be in attendance due to an injury in the finals.

"If I could cut this award down the middle I would because if my classic Canadian hockey didn't have an aggressive Russian partner to play against and with, my performance wouldn't be as good. So, to the now Canadian but Russian at heart Ilya Rozanov, my Captain, my husband, my Lyubov, my menace, I share this award with you."

OK I AM DYING! First Shanebug killed me with his clothes and now this speech!?!?!?!!?! The way he said MY MENACE???? My Hollanov heart can't take it

911 What's your emergency? Hi, two gay hockey players have killed me with their love.

TO PLAY AGAINST AND WITH?!?!?! LYUBOV?!?!?! Shane we can't watch Cens win their fourth cup if we are already dead!

Ilya Rozanov seems to be missing in action. Did he actually die?

I JUST CAN'T EVEN. THEIR LOVE IS EVERYTHING.
They showed the whole world that you can be gay and good at hockey and create a fucking dynasty

I can't believe THIS is the guy the Metros let go off. No wonder they haven't made it to the playoffs since then

Man if Rozanov wanted to play hockey with Hollander, why couldn't the Raiders have taken them both?

Are they up for it? Because I will personally sponsor their salaries. I NEED BOSTON BACK IN THE PLAYOFFS.

Hello internet. Did you miss me? I was crying eyes out on call with beautiful husband.

My Shanya, it is honor to be your husband, your captain, your Lyubov, your menace. But this award is not for me to share. I have many of my own as you know in our trophy room. This is for you. For your dedication, for the way you read hockey books to relax in summer, for how you always give your 1000% on ice. For how you take time out to talk to rookies when we lose.

You may be alternate captain (fuck you Roger Crowell) but you are co-captain in my heart.

I love you so much dorogoy. Can't wait to celebrate with you once you're back.
I think we need to re visit our trophy room.

Ilya!!!! Baby you can't make me cry, I am too drunk right now! I love you so fucking much!
I wouldn't mind another trophy room tour. Remind me what it looks like?

Ok so the Hollander-Rozanovs have decided to not let me sleep, eat or do anything else. Because oh my god that post by Rozanov is so beautiful? Who knew a reformed man whore could be so romantic?
AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN REVISIT THE TROPHY ROOM? Isn't it in your house?

Is big house, sometimes can forget where it is 😉

Can confirm, that house is massive. Last Cens party I got lost trying to find the bathroom. I think I ended up in Anya's room because it had a billion dog toys.

Roz buying Anya too many dog toys definitely tracks

Yes because she is my printsessa

Yea I don't know why you guys aren't getting the inuendo, clearly things have gone down in that room.

@RoseLandryGirl Some things went up too 😉

Ok back to that speech and that message! I can't get over how open and romantic these two idiots are with each other. Can you imagine how much they must have been hiding all these years?

I don't think they were hiding it that well TBH

2017 and I can't believe nobody caught on until #FanMailGate years later

Oh honey…. We have been saying this since 2010

More like since World Juniors. I was alone then, but I am not alone now. I got my Hollanov army right here

Excuse me he was always sexy, even when he was wearing cute beanie and troubling me about smoking in parking lot in 2008

I think we are sleeping on this Hollanov Lore reveal. What do you mean they met in a parking lot in 2008!?!?

What do you mean Shane scolded Ilya for smoking when he first met

He was smoking in front of a no smoking sign

Hahahaha go Cap!

Check out some of the afterparty photos of MVP Shane Hollander and his date for the night, Rose Landry.

CHESS MASTER SHANE HOLLANDER WHEN?

AGAIN THOSE HANDS. I NEED THOSE HANDS IN ME

Excuse me, only I get to have those hands in me

OMG look at this! Someone cast Shane with Rose in a chess film now!!!!
Hollywood, do your thing!!

Uh no. Cast Shane and me. Chess rivals sound good no?

But then who will win us the 4th cup?

Yes good point moy gazonokosilka

Sorry @RoseLandryOfficial, no Shane for you. You are banned from house now

@IlyaRozanov81 you literally begged me to come for this. And I quote "If you don't go, he will be standing in corner being sad and boring. He needs to have fun."

Ilya begging Rose to go with Shane to the NHL Awards!?!?!

SAD AND BORING!?!?! How does this man manage to go from rage baiting his husband to waxing poetic about him I don't understand

I contain multitudes

Throwback to the Hollanov Wedding. Is it me or Shane is wearing the same shirt?!

You're not wrong! It does seem to be the same! Awww he wore his wedding shirt!!!! Because Ilya couldn't be there.

I hate that we are glossing over Hollander winning the MVP trophy.

No one is glossing over anything but their love > trophies

Here's a drawing of Shane winning the MVP award!

I am going to frame this over our bed

That is beautiful @GigisDrawings but Ilya please don't

Keep the necklace and we'll talk 😉

Hollanov flirting on main!!! I prayed for days like these!

CENTAURS DYNASTYYYYY BABBYYYY! HOLLANDER FTW!

Just need one chance Shane Hollander! One!

You will get zero. Go away.

How cute is this
"elelele sorry I am very drunk!"
Hehehehee how is this Shane Hollander?

Hello who is this person? Where is Mr. Media Trained Hollander?

Glad moy pomidor is having fun. Media Trained is buried in our backyard.

When asked, what is he looking forward to the most in the summer
Shane Hollander: "getting my hole filled"

@RoseLandryOfficial he is too much drunk. He needs to go sleep.

Come and get me baby

@RoseLandryOfficial you are being no help. @JackiePikesHusband Pike help.

Chill Rozanov, he's back in his room. Dude passed out.

Why is he naked PIKE?!?!!? @JackiePikesHusband

Delete this photo NOW!

PIKE ISTG pick up the phone!!!!