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Get Married and Come Out To The Public: Ilya's Version

Summary:

Ilya and Shane aren't outed, Fanmailgate doesn't happen. So they come out to the public on their own terms. On their wedding day. Using cryptic Taylor Swift lyrics!

Twitter goes mad trying to decode it.

Are you ready for it?

Notes:

Hello hellooo! I have 3 WIPs but here I am not working and writing this instead. As a massive Swiftie I couldn't stop thinking about this idea!

Hehehehe so here goes! Let me know if this was good or just meh!

Man, coding takes so much time and effort! Oof! But I listened to Taylor's songs all day writing this, so I can't say it wasn't a good day!

Ok so in this AU - Centaurs win the 2021 cup, FanmailGate didn't happen, but TripGate did.

Public knows that Ilya has a partner but not who it is.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Green and White Modern Real Estate Testimonial Instagram Post

 

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

Only time moy Solnyshko is ok with me cheating on them. @OttawaCentaursOfficial
#2021StanleyCupChampionsBaby!

❤ 8.9K   ↻ 1.4K

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

Congratulations @IlyaRozanov81 and to @OttawaCentaursOfficial team! I guess you aren’t that bad at hockey after all, Rozanov!

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

Do you want some pointers Hollander? I am free 5th July

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

Actually I am a bit busy that day, but if I was free I’d teach you to fix your weak backhand

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

That backhand got me my cup, oke?

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

Talk to me when you have three

 

Countessofhogwarts
@Countessofhogwarts

Guys! HOLLANDER ROZANOV INTERACTING ON MAIN?

GoCens84
@GoCens84

So what? Aren’t they friends?

Ho-Ho-Hollander24
@Ho-Ho-Hollander24

But they never banter like this?

Countessofhogwarts
@Countessofhogwarts

What’s happening on 5th July?

GoCens84
@GoCens84

Don’t speculate! Can’t we be happy the Centaurs won the fucking cup? Still in shock on that.

HockeyLover87
@HockeyLover87

They only won because Hollander tripped

GoCens84
@GoCens84

Right. So they made it to the playoffs, won 4 games out of 7, then made it all the way through the second round, semi finals, and finals all because Hollander tripped. Girl fuck off!

 

Ro-ro-rozanov
@Ro-ro-rozanov

CENTAURS BABYYYYY!!!!!!! Thank you to our resident hoe Rozanov for making my team cool again!

Comeonkathleen
@Comeonkathleen

Is he a hoe though? I have not seen ONE photo of him with another woman in years now

Countessofhogwarts
@Countessofhogwarts

I have a theoryyyy

GoCens84
@GoCens84

Hollanov girl not now!

HollanovsChildNo1
@HollanovsChildNo1

Yes now! Cook it sister!

Few days later

June 18 2021

ShaneHollanderIsMyGod
@ShaneHollanderIsMyGod

It’s June and no contract renewal news for Hollander?
If they don’t resign Hollander over one trip in one game after he brought the Metros THREE cups, I am giving up on them

ShaneHollandersHands
@ShaneHollandersHands

I am hearing rumours he’s signing with Ottawa

ShaneHollanderIsMyGod
@ShaneHollanderIsMyGod

WHAT? OTTAWA? I mean yes they won a cup, but seriously? He will go and play under Rozanov’s captaincy?

PuckBunny94
@PuckBunny94

What is in the water of Ottawa? Is it the elixir of youth or something? Why are all the greats going there?

CrosbyStan4Ever
@CrosbyStan4Ever

It’s unconfirmed reports guys!

 

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

@IlyaRozanov81 and I are practicing for the Game Changers hockey camps day 1! Ottawa slots are full, Montreal slots still open.

HollanovsChildNo1
@HollanovsChildNo1

@Countessofhogwarts Look at this….

Countessofhogwarts
@Countessofhogwarts

Omg they look so cute together!! Squealing!!!!! They are not being very subtle….

ShaydenLover
@ShaydenLover

Shane looks very fed up!

HollanovsChildNo1
@HollanovsChildNo1

Do you not make weird faces with your bestie? That’s a sad life bro!

GoCens84
@GoCens84

Most surprising bromance of the century! #nohomo

Countessofhogwarts
@Countessofhogwarts

Very surprising but very electric #YesHomo #HollanovIsReal

Countessofhogwarts
@Countessofhogwarts

Ok, ok see what Ilya just posted

ShaydenLover
@ShaydenLover

So?

HollanovsChildNo1
@HollanovsChildNo1

@Countessofhogwarts I got this boo. So? Do you know who’s cap that is?

ShaydenLover
@ShaydenLover

Oh wow, two guys have the same cap, news at nine

 

countessofhogwarts
@countessofhogwarts

But also! Look at these shorts! Those are Shane’s shorts!

HockeyLover87
@HockeyLover87

My man, that second photo doesn’t even show Rozanov’s face? Could be anyone?

countessofhogwarts
@countessofhogwarts

Firstly, not a man, gross. Don’t equate me with that species. Also, I took that photo near the Ottawa Centaurs gym, I didn’t take his face because it would be a violation of his privacy

HockeyLover87
@HockeyLover87

But speculating on his sexuality is not?

countessofhogwarts
@countessofhogwarts

How is that harming him? I am not DMing him now am I?
Don’t want to rpf then go away. Leave us alone!!

 

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

Hollander lost the cup so he does all the paperwork

 

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

Not so fun when you have to do it, is it, Rozanov?

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

I only do it because Mama Yuna begged me to, Hollander!

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

Mom begged you? Sure

Yuna Hollander
@YunaHollander

I did ask him to be honest

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

Mom! I can’t believe you’re taking his side

Yuna Hollander
@YunaHollander

I am not taking any sides honey

 

HollanovsChildNo1
@HollanovsChildNo1

MAMA YUNA? MAMA? Tell me I am not alone in my delusions fam!

countessofhogwarts
@countessofhogwarts

I am not saying anything but iykyk

 

PuckBunny94
@PuckBunny94

Welllll, I don’t want to join the bandwagon but a friend of a friend is a waitress and she did see Hollanov at dinner, they were eating some fancy Japanese meal. AND she told me the meal was a gift from the Centaurs org!

GoCens84
@GoCens84

Maybe Hollander is moving to the Centaurs. After all Rozanov is the captain, can’t men get dinner together?
#LetMenEat

Justguysbeingdudes
@Justguysbeingdudes

Damn, never thought I’d be rooting for Hollander moves to Centaurs to be the truth over RPF

countessofhogwarts
@countessofhogwarts

What if it’s both?

Justguysbeingdudes
@Justguysbeingdudes

What if it’s not?

countessofhogwarts
@countessofhogwarts

But it could be

 

HockeyIsMyReligion
@HockeyIsMyReligion

Guys! My boyfriend was at the grocery store, Rozanov bought ciggies from him, and then was giggling when he told him in confidence, pointing to his friend/rumoured girlfriend and said “I’m moving for a girl” and then he stole his vape.

Ro-ro-rozanov
@Ro-ro-rozanov

Sureee, Rozanov, the multimillionaire hockey star was getting groceries himself, stole a vape and told a rando that he’s moving for a girl

HockeyIsMyReligion
@HockeyIsMyReligion

Stranger things have happened!

Ro-ro-rozanov
@Ro-ro-rozanov

Than this? I doubt it!

Few days later

June 22 2021

LiliesLover90
@LiliesLover90

Rozanov just bought this set of lilies from my shop! He was like so sweet and kind? Not what I was expecting

I wonder who it’s for! I didn’t ask but I did get a selfie!

I also booked a big wedding order!!! But they won’t tell me the name? Mystery!

countessofhogwarts
@countessofhogwarts

God he looks so cute!

LiliesLover90
@LiliesLover90

He really did!!!

comeonkathleen
@comeonkathleen

Congrats on the wedding order, babe!! Earn that money!!!

LiliesLover90
@LiliesLover90

Yessss!!! I need to buy a Rozanov jersey with it lol!

 

ShaneHollandersHands
@ShaneHollandersHands

Look who I spotted in Ottawa! Hollander was so so kind. He really does talk in his media training voice all the time! I wonder what he’s doing here…

puckbunny94
@puckbunny94

Shane Hollander spotted in Ottawa, in other news, fork found in kitchen

ShaneHollanderIsMyGod
@ShaneHollanderIsMyGod

OMG jock Shane is adorable!

CrosbyStan4Ever
@CrosbyStan4Ever

Adorable? He’s not a puppy. He’s literally the hottest player in the NHL

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

Hot people can be adorable too. Is not good to discriminate

Ro-ro-rozanov
@Ro-ro-rozanov

ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

puckbunny94
@puckbunny94

Mr Rozanov come back here and explain yourself?!?!!

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

No.

HollanovsChildNo1
@HollanovsChildNo1

OK I AM LITERALLY DYING WHAT IS HAPPENING

5th July 2021

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

Not a lot going on today

countessofhogwarts
@countessoghogwarts

HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS SO HOT

Ro-ro-rozanov
@Ro-ro-rozanov

How can someone look so good, it should be illegal to look this good!

puckbunny94
@puckbunny94

Did he…….just quote Ms Swift?

GoCens84
@GoCens84

Rozanov as a swiftie I did not see that coming

ShaneHollanderIsMyGod
@ShaneHollanderIsMyGod

I am jizzin and spilling all over myself here!

Rozanovscheekmole
@Rozanovscheekmole

He can munch over my yums

Hollanovgirl
@Hollanovgirl

Where is he going dressed LIKE THAT?

 

Rozanovscheekmole
@Rozanovscheekmole

GUYS! My friend’s sister’s ex’s cousin is a florist and she sent me this photo. This is a wedding arch they set up. She didn’t see who’s house it was, but it’s exactly where Rozanov lives in Ottawa

GoCens84
@GoCens84

Ok, I so believe you? Did he steal her vape too?

Rozanovscheekmole
@Rozanovscheekmole

!!!!! I know ok? But seeeeee,

This is Rozanov’s house, it was featured on architectural digest

Tell me those are not the same trees?

GoCens84
@GoCens84

That isn’t even the correct view?

LiliesLover90
@LiliesLover90

Ok so that girl is me, but I signed an NDA so can’t say much. But something will be revealed today

countessofhogwarts
@countessofhogwarts

👀👀

LiliesLover90
@LiliesLover90

👀👀

 

Sveta Vetrova
@SvetaVetrova

Are you ready for it?

Rozanovscheekmole
@Rozanovscheekmole

Svetlana!?!?!?!?!?! She looks so beautiful!

GoCens84
@GoCens84

OMG do you think she and Rozanov are finally getting married?

countessofhogwarts
@countessofhogwarts

Oh so now you believe me?

GoCens84
@GoCens84

Now there’s more proof than some random connection!

Ro-ro-rozanov
@Ro-ro-rozanov

No way Rozanov is getting married! Maybe she’s marrying someone and he’s hosting?

 

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

I woke up just in time

ShaneHollanderIsMyGod
@ShaneHollanderIsMyGod

OH WOW I AM DEAD. HOLLANDER HAS KILLED ME.

ShaneHollandersHands
@ShaneHollandersHands

How can someone look so handsome, and so pookie at the same time?

countessofhogwarts
@countessoghogwarts

Choke me daddy!

HollanovsChildNo1
@HollanovsChildNo1

That necklace! What a look!

GoCens84
@GoCens84

Is Hollander invited to the Rozanov Vetrova wedding?

 

puckbunny94
@puckbunny94

OMG u guys! What if Hollander is the groom?!!?

HockeyLover87
@HockeyLover87

You think he and Rozanov are getting married?

countessofhogwarts
@countessoghogwarts

Yes!

puckbunny94
@puckbunny94

No no! I didn’t mean to summon the RPF girlies, what if he’s marrying Vetrova

HockeyLover87
@HockeyLover87

When would they have even met?

puckbunny94
@puckbunny94

They seem cozy here…….

GoCens84
@GoCens84

OMG! OMG! What if you’re right! Fuck!

 

countessofhogwarts
@countessoghogwarts

All I will say is, Ilya used a Taylor lyric, Shane did too. It’s literally from Dress. And what is that song about again? Oh right, about a secret relationship and how you wake up in time to save it.

Save this because when I am proven right I will say SUCK IT BITCHES!

Hollanovgirl
@Hollanovgirl

Why are you kind of cooking here

Comeonkathleen
@Comeonkathleen

I don’t want to believe but maybe I do

countessofhogwarts
@countessoghogwarts

Come over to the dark side!

HollanovsChildNo1
@HollanovsChildNo1

We have RPF, fics and group chats here

Ro-ro-rozanov
@Ro-ro-rozanov

My eyes might be opening……

Rose Landry
@RoseLandryOfficial

It’s golden like daylight

LandryLover82
@LandryLover82

Wow! Rose looks so so good!

Justguysbeingdudes
@Justguysbeingdudes

Just need one chance Rose! I swear I’ll treat you right

Ro-ro-rozanov
@Ro-ro-rozanov

Wait a minute……. Landry is dressed up too? And talking in Taylor Swift lyrics?

GoCens84
@GoCens84

Are they being held hostage by Ms Swift or a swiftie?

Hollanovgirl
@Hollanovgirl

@GoCens84 you certainly seem to care about this for someone pretending to only be interested in hockey

GoCens84
@GoCens84

I have no defence, I have been sucked into this

CrosbyStan4Ever
@CrosbyStan4Ever

What is happening!?!?!!

 

Hayden Pike
@HaydenPikeHockeyPlayer

I think I clean up ok

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

Pike this is not what you were to post

Hayden Pike
@HaydenPikeHockeyPlayer

Not posting that lyric Rozanov

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

Hollander he is banned

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

Shut up, he is not

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

Ok fine. You’re so boring.

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

I think you like it😉

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

I almost do 😉

PuckBunny94
@PuckBunny94

Guys? GUYS? HELLO? Rozanov is sending people lyrics to post? He’s telling Hayden Pike what lyric to post?

Hollanovgirl
@Hollanovgirl

Hollanov flirting on main? I prayed for days like this!!!!

GoCens84
@GoCens84

It does sound a bit….fruity to me! What the hell is going on!

 

Yuna Hollander
@YunaHollander

Our table is now complete

ShaneHollanderIsMyGod
@ShaneHollanderIsMyGod

Mother Hollander does this mean what I think?

ShaneHollandersHands
@ShaneHollandersHands

This looks like their table from their cottage

ShanesBiggestFan24
@ShanesBiggestFan24

So Hollander is getting married right? She confirmed it? Guess it’s not Rozanov then!

HollanovsChildNo1
@HollanovsChildNo1

Rozanov could be the bride right?

Comeonkathleen
@Comeonkathleen

There is no bride in a gay wedding!

Countessofhogwarts
@Countessofhogwarts

If there was Rozanov would be one! Why else is he sending people lyrics to post then?

Comeonkathleen
@Comeonkathleen

Maybe he’s the best man?

Countessofhogwarts
@Countessofhogwarts

@Comeonkathleen babe I love you but he’d be Shane’s best man over Hayden and JJ? Seriously?

 

Cliff Marleau
@CliffMarleauOfficial

Baby let the games begin!

LandryLover82
@LandryLover82

People who is this delicious cupcake, I need to lick him

Raiders81
@Raiders81

Excuse you that’s the captain of the Boston Raiders and yes he is very very fine! But where is Marly going all dressed?

Countessofhogwarts
@Countessofhogwarts

HE POSTED THE LYRIC!!!! @Hollanovgirl @HollanovsChildNo1

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

Good boy Marly. See Pike, was it so hard?

Hayden Pike
@HaydenPikeHockeyPlayer

You gave me a terrible line to post, Rozanov! Why does Marly get the good one?

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

Because he isn’t 15th best player

Hayden Pike
@HaydenPikeHockeyPlayer

Fuck you!

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

Hayden, Ilya can we not?

Hayden Pike
@HaydenPikeHockeyPlayer

Love you brother, see you soon

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

Anya Rozanova
You’re my best friend

GoCens84
@GoCens84

Oh wow she is so cute!!!

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

True Love ❤️

ShaneHollandersHands
@ShaneHollandersHands

What an adorable dog!

Ro-ro-rozanov
@Ro-ro-rozanov

Guys he did it again! Taylor lyric and his dog in a bowtie? ROZANOV IS GETTING MARRIED ISTG

Countessofhogwarts
@Countessofhogwarts

Can I just state, Hollander replied, and it’s a line from the same song? And Anya is so adorbs my god!

GoCens84
@GoCens84

How is True Love a lyric?

Hollanovgirl
@Hollanovgirl

It is!!!! It’s from You Are In Love

HollanovsChildNo1
@HollanovsChildNo1

Oh look who’s right right right? Right again again again. It’s Hollanov-ov-ov, tell your friends!

HockeyLover87
@HockeyLover87

Ok ok I am scrambling my mind but this is my thought, what if and I know this is out there ok? What if Svetlana and Rose are getting married to each other?
Makes sense right? Hollander and Rose are close, Svetlana and Rozanov are close

puckbunny94
@puckbunny94

But then why will Yuna Hollander post about their table being complete?

countessofhogwarts
@countessofhogwarts

the shapes people will twist themselves into before admitting something might not be straight….SMH

HockeyLover87
@HockeyLover87

Ok I got nothing

 

Rozanovscheekmole
@Rozanovscheekmole

Hollander is definitely ONE of the people getting married.
At Rozanov’s house….

comeonkathleen
@comeonkathleen

Wait really? What did I miss?

ShaneHollanderIsMyGod
@ShaneHollanderIsMyGod

Just rumours currently

puckbunny94
@puckbunny94

Why would Marly be coming for Hollander’s wedding but? Since when are they close?

Rozanovscheekmole
@Rozanovscheekmole

He was one of the coaches at their camps

puckbunny94
@puckbunny94

But that’s next week. This is his wedding.

countessofhogwarts
@countessofhogwarts

Gee I wonder why?

 

Yuna Hollander
@YunaHollander

I got that red lip classic thing that you like

David Hollander
@DavidHollander

We are never going out of style
You look gorgeous my love

Yuna Hollander
@YunaHollander

Thank you, darling

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

Stunning Mama Yuna

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

Looking amazing mom!

Yuna Hollander
@YunaHollander

Thank you my boys!

 

CrosbyStan4Ever
@CrosbyStan4Ever

MY BOYS! My boys??!!?! Also Yuna Hollander is a stunner who knew?

ShaneHollandersBiggestFan24
@ShaneHollandersBiggestFan24

Have you been sleeping for the past decade? She’s literally at all of Hollander’s games
And yes she is stunning, and what a manager. Hollander’s face is on every freaking billboard in Montreal

puckbunny94
@puckbunny94

Not just Montreal, this is literally a stop on Google maps in Toronto

CrosbyStan4Ever
@CrosbyStan4Ever

Ugh the home of Guardians. Yuck. But Hollander, yummy yum yum.
Can someone buy me a ticket till there?
Why am I always so far away from gorgeous people?!?!!? DYING!!

 

Few hours later

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

My heart's been borrowed and yours has been blue
All's well that ends well to end up with you @IlyaRozanov81

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

Shane you did not post this line - I take this magnetic force of a man to be my lover

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

Not saying that!!!

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

Why not, is song

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

That word is gross Ilya.

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

My husband is so mean

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

All I heard was husband

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

Я люблю тебя, мой муж.
[I love you my husband]

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

Я тоже тебя люблю, мой муж.
[I love you too my husband]

 

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes and the flashback starts
I'm standing there
Below a no smoking sign in winter air
See the lights, see the hockey, the players
See you make your way through the crowd
And say, "Hello"
Little did I know

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

I knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring
And said, "Marry me, Ilya
You'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to my dad, go pick out a white tux
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

Yes

 

Countessofhogwarts
@Countessofhogwarts

HOLLANOV IS REAL. WHAT DID I SAY? DID I FUCKING STUTTER? THEY ARE REAL AND THEY ARE MARRIED?!?!!?!?!
AND THEY REWROTE TAYLOR SWIFT’S LOVE STORY LYRICS?!?!!?!??!! And Shane can speak Russian!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

My Swiftie Hollanov heart can’t take it
This is how I die! Let me go friends! It was nice knowing you!

Hollanovgirl
@Hollanovgirl

MY GIRLS WE NEED TO PARTY! Shit should we buy a lottery ticket you think? We are geniuses!

Both their posts are so sweet? I have to start listening to Taylor now thanks to these idiots!

HollanovsChildNo1
@HollanovsChildNo1

FIRST HUSBANDS OF HOCKEY RIGHT THERE BITCHES! Say we are delulu one more time!!!!! My Real Person Fiction is now Real Person Fact!!!!

ShaydenLover
@ShaydenLover

I can’t believe this…..Should I deactivate my account?

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

Yes

 

GoCens84
@GoCens84

Holy shit, the Hollanov girls were right! And why are they so cute!

PuckBunny94
@PuckBunny94

I have no words to explain this madness

Ok, ok, ok, ok so you’re saying
1. Hollander is gay!??!
2. Rozanov is gay/bi something?!?!
3. They are together
4. They are married
5. They are Swifties?!?!!
6. And THIS is how they come out?

Did I get that right?

GoCens84
@GoCens84

That chronology does seem to be correct yes

Ro-ro-rozanov
@Ro-ro-rozanov

This is the most insane way of coming out ever!

ShaneHollandersHands
@ShaneHollandersHands

It’s got to be Rozanov’s idea no way Hollander okayed this

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

Well actually the idea was Shane’s, but using the lyrics was mine
Shane is very boring he doesn’t know any songs

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

I know some songs

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

You know Cardi B then?

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

I know who he is ok?

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

Oh moy Lyubov, it is a woman. But yes Shane is super gay so he does not know. I am bi, incase anyone wondered.

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

I am regular gay!

 

PuckBunny94
@PuckBunny94

This is the most insane thing I have ever seen and I saw Donald Trump become president twice.

CrosbyStan4Ever
@CrosbyStan4Ever

This is definitely up there, but that might be more insane than this!

 

Countessofhogwarts
@Countessofhogwarts

Sooooooooooo Hollander on Centaurs confirmed then right?

 

Hollanovgirl
@Hollanovgirl

We are literally never losing again!

GoCens84
@GoCens84

Ok I have given in! I am into Hollanov because GONNA BE BACK TO BACK CHAMPIONS BABY!

Countessofhogwarts
@Countessofhogwarts

Not the best motivation but we will accept you….for now

 

Rozanovscheekmole
@Rozanovscheekmole

What do you mean they used Love Story!?!?!? And the CCM Ad? Why the CCM AD?!!?!!? Hollanov explain yourselves!!!

HockeyLover87
@HockeyLover87

Seee? I knew he tripped on purpose!

ShaneHollandersBiggestFan24
@ShaneHollandersBiggestFan24

Just for reference:
Dallas Kent: tripped 10 times
Ilya Rozanov tripped: 5 times
Gilbert Comeau tripped: 12 times
Hollander tripped: 4 times

It’s a normal hockey thing. Jesus.

Harris Dover
@HarrisDoverOfficial

Twitter fam! Real quick! WHAT IS A GOOD WEDDING SONG?

Ro-ro-rozanov
@Ro-ro-rozanov

Why are you asking us? Diamonds by Rihanna?

Hollanovgirl
@Hollanovgirl

Perfect by One Direction

ShaneHollandersHands
@ShaneHollandersHands

My Moon My Man

Countessofhogwarts
@Countessofhogwarts

Great songs guys but not weddingy enough! WAIT A MINUTE. @HarrisDoverOfficial this is for Hollanov?

Harris Dover
@HarrisDoverOfficial

…………yes

Countessofhogwarts
@Countessofhogwarts

Play Lover. Ilya clearly loves it if he made Shane use those lyrics

 

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

@countessofhogwarts thank you, good choice.

Can I go where you go?
Can we always be this close forever and ever?
And ah, take me out, and take me home
You're my, my, my, my
Lover

See moy pomidor, is not a bad word!

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

I still don’t like the word but yes this song is beautiful

Ilya Rozanov
@IlyaRozanov81

@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer like you

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

no you

Hayden Pike
@HaydenPikeHockeyPlayer

You both are nauseatingly cute! Rozanov you better keep my bud happy

Cliff Marleau
@CliffMarleauOfficial

Love you both! Hozly you better treat my boy Rozzie right!

Zane Boodram
@ZaneBoodram

Congratulations Hollanov! Was such a fun wedding! Cassie and I loved it!

Luca Haas
@LucaHaas

Was a pleasure to meet you Mr Hollander! Congratulations Cap! Can’t wait for next season!

Evan Dykstra
@EvanDykstra

what a chaotic but insanely fun wedding! If only Roz let me play that song……

Wyatt Hayes
@WyattHayes

Boys I have somehow made it home! Lisa’s shoes are there still I think! Best wedding in years! [except mine]

One week later

Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

@OttawaCentaursOfficial

Now pretty baby I am running back home to you.

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Countessofhogwarts
@Countessofhogwarts

I FUCKING KNEW IT!

Notes:

Please do comment if you liked it! It might be my only source of sustenance soon :P

The lyric Hayden was to post - All the liars are calling me one

I can't help but have Hayden and Ilya squabble

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