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Happy 5th anniversary, baby! @IlyaRozanov81
I read that only 2% of high school sweethearts stay together.
Guess we beat the odds huh?

Moy muzhe, happy anniversary. Yes, we always beat every odds.Like I used to beat you when we were on opposing teams!

I won more often

I scored more goals

And yet I got three cups while you had one

That is only because team is stupid

Hey! Why are we catching strays

If you had scored goal instead of catching stray I would not be getting bullied by husband on anniversary

Oh shit dude! Can’t believe its been 5 years since we found out Montreal Jane was actually Montreal Shane! No one made Cap smile like he did!

Awww Ilyaaaaa

Shut your idiot mouths everybody! Do not embarrass me in front of Lyubov

Have you seen yourself when you look at him? You’re like a lovesick puppy

I can confirm this! Hollander walks him like a dog!

Watch it Bood!

Why? What you gonna do cap? We’re on the same team.

Bag skated for you, asshole

I am alternate captain, so I can opt out

Ilya! Don’t bully Bood!

Sorry, Shane. Ok Bood no extra training for you.

I can’t believe this is the same man who once signed someone’s boob

You know what I can’t believe? Media trained Hollander once gave Roz hickies from his neck to his stomach because some blonde chick gave him her number

Why did he take it?

He didn’t, she was very pushy so Hollander swoops ind wkejfewv

HAYES SHUT UP! NOT HERE!

Now those words bring up memories, don’t they sweetheart?

Rozanov, not here applies to you too!

Excuse me my good man, I will wish you both happy anniversary in a second but WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS?

I don’t get it. Didn’t they go to different high schools?

I think they were 18 when they were drafted…….I’m not saying it but #IYKYK

GUYS NO! They met when they were 17! At the World Juniors! But that won’t make them sweethearts unless…..

Are you saying they have been together since 2008?!?!!?!

HOLLANOV EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

No.

I don’t think they would have gotten together that early right? 2008? Maybeee 2011? That press conference was HEATED!

That press conference looks so intense! Also fuck you to the asshole who asked such a complicated question in English to Rozanov who would’ve what JUST shifted to the States?

GUYS WHAT IF IT’S THIS CCM PHOTOSHOOT? LIKE I HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR YEARS?!?!

That’s before their rookie season?!?! You mean before they entered the NHL they were together?

How does one explain Rozanov’s hoe phase or the Landry of it all?

Have you never heard of friends with benefits grandpa?

Who you calling grandpa you asshole

Of course Rozanov had enough rizz at 17 to pull Hollander and then keep him on the hook for what 10 years?

Excuse you, Hollander was, is and will be a total babe. He’s a pookie but a BABE

Ahem ahem hottest man in the NHL

You said it bro!

But does it matter how long they have been together?

Uh yes it does. Given there is one section of fans on the app that shall not be named that’s constantly trying to hurl abuses at them.

If they’ve been together since 2008/9/10 it PROVES that they still performed on the ice regardless of their relationship.

I will never understand how Montreal humbled their biggest asset in DECADES. They haven’t even made the playoffs since 2021!

It’s called HOMOPHOBIA.

ISTG I’d suck Hollander’s dick if it would get him to come back to the Metros

Hello, your skills are not needed, my husband has me to …….

Oh! Boy got his phone confiscated!

Hollander runs a tight ship.

Can’t believe these are photos of the same person

He may have literally run out of women to sleep with

Please read Hollander’s post, they’ve been “something” since they were 17.

To be fair, Hollander does have a great tight ass. Bet you could bounce a puck off it

I’m sure it’s less tight now with some Russian loving!

How do we know he’s not the one, ya know! Our wasian king is clearly packing

Maybe its both maybe its neither, it’s really not our business. Why are we discussing this?

All I know is Rozanov moved to Ottawa for Hollander and I will forever be grateful. My bottom league team is now back to back Stanley cup winners!
Thank you #Hollanov!

We are now terrified of playing Ottawa of all teams, #ThankYouHollanov

We are never letting Montreal score again for making us have to deal with Hollander and Rozanov on the same team and shudders, on the same line #ThankYouHollanov
And here I thought once Rozanov moved to Ottawa, we finally had a shot at the cup, #ThankYouHollanov

I can’t believe I lost my line mate, my captain, my best friend and my best babysitter all because of @IlyaRozanov81 #ThankYouHollanov

You are 15th best player, not my fault Pike

Fuck off Rozanov, I am literally the captain

And have you made the playoffs since you took over?

………..

Exactly thanks

Ilya stop terrorising Hayden!

He did it first lyubbov

That’s true, Hayd leave my husband alone

God you both are equally annoying. But thank you for the Hollanov jerseys for Arthur and Amber!

Baby Pikes deserve to have jersey of best players in league. Not their fault it is not their Papa.

I can’t believe you’re my kid’s god parent now.

Was only good decision you ever made Pike

Stop it you both!

Ah my Shayden heart can’t take this!

Might be time for a new ship? Dare I guide you to Parleau?

I don’t think I can stomach that, I am going to go write another 5k Shayden fic

16 years to our first date, 5 years to our wedding day, and 0 seconds until you scold me for folding laundry incorrectly

Well you were ruining the ironing! But that was a memorable shoot. Can’t believe it’s been so long!

I think the shower was more memorable, Solnyshko 😉

I don’t know, I thought the after party was the best 😉😉. Lot of stuff went down then.

Some things went up too! 😂😂

Hollanov flirting on main? Shane showing his filthy side? I KNEW HE WAS A SECRET FREAK!

It’s always the quiet ones! Happy anniversary to these beautiful men! Your love makes my heart so full of joy!

Their love gives me hope. May this kind of love find us all!

Amen sister!

Happy Anniversary to the first husbands of hockey. I love you both!

Wouldn’t have made it here without you Rose

Eh I guess you are ok Landry

You should be bowing down to me everyday Rozanov. I’m the one who got Shane that stylist

Rose!!! That was a secret!

I knew you wanted to look good for me Solnyshko. But is ok, I like you in everything. Or better yet in nothing 😉

You two horn dogs! Call me once you get free!

Speak tomorrow Rose!

Thank you for telling Hollander he is gay, Landry. But STOP TEXTING HIM!

OMG! Rose got Hollanov together? I’m confused again!?! Shane hired a stylist? WHEN WAS THIS!

HOLD THE PHONE! Do they mean when Shane showed up in Tampa looking like a fucking snack?

Holy shit, look at those shoulders! And is that Ilya he’s sitting next to? In the Hawaiian shirt?

See I found this from the NHL page. This was deemed the "unofficial" end of the rivalry back then.

Rivalry. Sure. More like foreplay.

Damn, Rozanov is looking fine in that shirt too. He can really pull it off

I wish he would pull it off. Completely. Let my man never fully button any shirt ever!

Can Shane join him in that? Because SIR. HAVE SOME MERCY.

It’s times like this I wish omegaverse was real. Their babies would be beautiful and be mini hockey gods.

What is omegaverse?

Oh honey NOOO! Do not go there!

I’ll bite the bullet, Mr. Rozanov it’s basically like werewolf behaviour with Alphas and Betas and Omegas. So the Alpha/Omega pairing is quite popular in which a male omega can give birth too.

Call me Ilya 😉 But this is so many words. What is omega? I thought was beta, stupid language.

It’s a bottom boy, baby.

HOLLANDER KNOWS ABOUT OMEGAVERSE

Shane is online and replying?!!!! He’s not sending messages via carrier pigeons?!?!

@IlyaRozanov81 Ya tak sil'no tebya lyublyu. Thank you for saying yes.

Ya tozhe tebya lyublyu. Thank you for asking.

Thank you for not dying.

Thank you for choosing me.

Thank you for choosing me back.

Happy anniversary to our beautiful boys! @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer @IlyaRozanov81

Warning: Bonded pair, do not separate

Our family is now complete. Happy one month birthday Irina Yuna Iliyachina Hollander-Rozanova