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1. An Offer from a Rake by Hermiola for AddledMongoose

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   08 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Mr Glozier (Good Omens)
   • Ligur (Good Omens)
   • Hastur (Good Omens)
   • Michael (Good Omens)
   • Agnes Nutter
   • Anathema Device
   • Newton Pulsifer
   • Mr Brown (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Alternate Universe - Regency
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Bickering
   • bickerflirting
   • Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens)
   • Comedy
   • Humour
   • Bridgertonesque Regency Romance
   • No Homophobia
   • The Flimsiest Excuse for a Plot Ever
   • The Arrangement (Good Omens)
   • There Was Only One Bed
   • Eventual Smut
   • Inexperienced Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley being a Rake
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Proper use of Apple Trees
   • A smidge of angst in the third act
   • Otherwise the Happiest of Endings
   • Author is having way too much fun with euphemisms
   • Bad Sex
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • POV Alternating

   Summary

   1811. Returned to London after the death of his father, infamous rake Anthony ‘Crowley’, Duke of Morningstar, has three months to restore his tattered reputation and secure himself a proper match, on pain of having his title stripped from him.
   Enter the irreproachable Lord Aziraphale, newly minted Viscount Eastgate, who would very much like to discourage his many suitors from lining outside his door in Mayfair so he can go back to enjoying his peaceful existence on the shelf.
   After a chance meeting at a gentlemen’s club, it appears the two may lend each other a helping hand after all. While a fake engagement will not solve their problems once and for all, it should buy them enough time to put their respective affairs in order.
   If only the ultimate goal of their Arrangement would remain as clear and unchanging as it should…

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