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    Guys, this RPF has got to stop.
    Just because I, Shane Hollander, occasionally look at Ilya Rozanov with what some deeply disturbed individuals have described as "pathetic little bottom eyes" does not mean I'm in love with him.
    First of all, those are my normal eyes.
    Second of all, I hate him.
    Third of all, I have a girlfriend whom I love very much, thank you.
    So what if I know the exact shade of blue his eyes are? So what if I can identify the sound of his footsteps from three hallways away? That's called being a good rival, knowing everything about him!.
    You people see two men make prolonged eye contact once and suddenly it's "enemies to lovers."
    Grow up.
    I am not in love with Ilya Rozanov.
    —Shane Hollander
    P.S If you see Ilya Rozanov tell him to stop bringing that damn tuna melt every given second?

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