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1. there was... too many beds? by ayayayayaz

   Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Blade/Dan Heng (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Blade (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Dan Heng (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • there were too many beds
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Written After Version 3.3 Update (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Fluff
   • what if we took there was only one bed
   • and made it into too many beds
   • No beta let's just die

   Summary

   "Um." Dan Heng's words trailed off as he looked in the hotel room, silence echoing like a loud judge.

   Beside him, Blade stood, a deadpan expression on his face as he pulled the door open and faced the same view Dan Heng did. "Is that what that lady at the reception meant by 'special room'."

   Before them was a vast expanse of beds. Like, quite possibly around ten beds. Dan Heng quickly counted "1,2,3...,9,10". Exactly ten. He didn't even know it was possible for a single room to have that many beds. What on Akivili was even happening.

   There was only one bed!

   ...Wait. What do you mean?

   There was... too many beds?

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