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The 118
Ravi: EMERGENCY EMERGENCY
Hen: Hello??
Hen: Are you okay?
Chim: I’m scared
Chim: Please don’t die
Harry: hes just being silly
Chim: He could literally be getting eaten by birds right now
Chim: Do I need to save you Ravi??
Hen: Ravi if you don’t answer in 5 seconds
Harry: guys guys relax
Harry: he like only said emergency twice
Hen: So?
Harry: that means its not an emergency !
Harry: he wouldve said it three times if it was one
Hen: And that’s just supposed to be common knowledge..?
Chim: Are you the Ravi whisperer now
Harry: yuck no
Harry: never say that again
Harry: thats basically comparing us to..
Harry: #them
Ravi: hey dont ever think like that again
Ravi: we’re nothing like THEM
Ravi: we’re better and actually normal okay?
Harry: gosh ur right im sorry
Chim: What do you mean by actually normal RAVI🤨
Hen: Are you saying they’re not normal cause they’re…you know..??
Chim: And during pride month too?
Ravi: HEY NO I MEANT
Ravi: you know what i meant stop
Chim: Hm sure…
Hen: Okay now are you gonna tell us about this so called ‘emergency’
Ravi: OKAYOKAY SORRY
Ravi: so you know how me and may are inloveinlove
Ravi: like id give her the moon inlove
Harry: sorry cant speak rn
Harry: i have work sorry
Buck: I'm working right now and you’re not here????
Harry: OMG BUCK you always ruining shit 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Buck: IM SORRY???
Ravi: BUCK!!
Ravi: okay perfect everyones here
Ravi: well except for eddie but
Ravi: hes probably looking at this over your shoulder
Buck: Actually!!!
Buck: He's making me coffee :)
Harry: wait he took an extra shift too?
Buck: Yeah he wanted to keep me company !
Chim: They usually take extra shifts together Harry
Hen: Don’t say the word Ravi
Ravi: harry say it for me
Harry: so im straight
Harry: i think
Hen: ?
Ravi: okay screw you too
Chim: So about May…
Ravi: RIGHT
Ravi: next week is our 3 month anniversary !
Ravi: everyone cheer please
Buck: WOOO!
Hen: Yay!
Ravi: okay thats enough thank you guys !
Ravi: anyways i wanted to you know..
Ravi: do something special for her...
Hen: Aw Ravi, that’s so sweet!
Chim: They grow up so fast 😭😭😭
Buck: Omg i have so many ideas
Buck: This is literally my speciality
Ravi: i’m open to any ideas EXCEPT ones from buck
Buck: Fuck you too
Buck: I wasn’t gonna give them to you anyways
Ravi: right sure
Harry: why dont you just idk
Harry: get her a teddy bear and chocolates like anyone else
Chim: Can’t really go wrong with that
Ravi: yeah except that it's BORING!!!
Hen: May loves picnics! Maybe that?
Chim: OH OH
Chim: You can buy some paints and paint together
Chim: Make her something I don’t know
Ravi: Okay that kinda sounds cute but i don’t think i can pull it off
Ravi: and me and may have weekly picnics so it wont be anything special :(
Hen: Hmm
Eddie: Write her a song
Harry: thats like the worst idea ever and im surprised it came from eddie of all people
Chim: Aw Diaz didn’t know you were such a romantic
Buck: He always has been
Hen: Yeah, you would know
Buck: ???
Eddie: I just want Ravi to embarrass himself
Ravi: HEY??
Chim: Now why would you want that
Eddie: He knows what he did
Harry: wait i agree
Harry: writing a song would be an amazing idea rav
Ravi reacted 👎 to a message
Ravi: EDDIE im sorry
Ravi: i’ll pay buck to make u more scones i swear
Buck: It's okay I already did
Buck: But like i wouln’t mind the money…
Ravi: now why would i do that if you already made them
Eddie: I’ll forgive you if you give him 30 dollars :)
Ravi: you guys are evil.
Ravi: fine
Eddie: Thank you :)
Buck: My savior !
Hen: I hate them
Chim: Lord save us
Ravi: i hate you guys
Ravi: infact im gonna write a song just to spite everyone
Hen: Maybe don’t do that..?
Ravi: thanks for the encouragement
Ravi: she loves music this will be perfect
Buck: Wait that is cute…
Ravi: THANK YOU
Eddie: I came up with the idea
Harry: 😭😭😭
Ravi: gonna ignore that for now
Ravi: thanks guys for the help !
Ravi: i think
Buck: You’re welcome
Ravi: not you
Buck: 🙄
Ravi: gonna start writing rn
Ravi: gotta secure my spot at the grammys
Ravi: watch out olivia rodrigo
Chim: We’re about to have the artist of year over here
Ravi: you get me
Private Messages: Eddie and Buck
Buck: Eddie
Buck: Eddie
Eddie: Buck?
Buck: Let’s go out :)
Eddie: Buck…
Eddie: We just finished a 12 hour shift
Eddie: It’s 10 pm
Buck: I know it’s just!
Buck: I’m so boreddd
Buck: And don’t tell me to go sleep
Eddie: Well you should
Buck: Well I don’t want to
Eddie: Well I’m going to
Buck: Guess I’ll just go die then
Buck: We could’ve gotten free drinks with Ravi’s money but whatever !
Buck: I’ll just go ask him actually
Eddie: I was kidding I’ll come
Buck: Great!
Buck: We should still invite him
Buck: And May!
Eddie: I’m scared what if Ravi starts singing to her
Buck: 😭
Buck: It would kinda be your fault
Eddie: Yeah unfortunately
Buck created a group chat
Buck added Eddie, May, and Ravi to the groupchat
Ravi: hello
Ravi: is this for double dates
Eddie: What??
Buck: No??
May: rav…
Ravi: sorry wrong groupchat !
Buck: Okay…
Buck: Just wanted to ask if you guys wanted to come out with me and Eddie…
May: well of course!
May: but i dont have a car currently…
Ravi: my sweet may you dont even have to worry about that i’ll pick you up :)
May: thank you <3
Ravi: <3
Buck: Gross
Ravi and May reacted🖕 to a message
Buck: Eddie do you want me to pick you up?
Eddie: Yeah actually, I’d rather not drive right now
Buck: Kk!
May: hypocrites i say
Ravi: they wanna be us so bad
May: literally…
Eddie: I don’t understand what you guys mean but sure
May changed the group chat name to “Bunch of Friends”
Ravi: wow you’re literally a genius ily
May: thank you i know
May: ilyt :)
Buck: I mean yeah?
Buck: Is there supposed to be a secret meaning cause we ARE a bunch of friends
Eddie: I think they’re youtubers
Eddie: I’ve seen Chris watch them
May: YES! chris is now my favorite
May: and im mad you dont know them buck
Ravi: his age is showing
Buck: ME AND EDDIE ARE A YEAR APART??
Ravi: doesnt look like it
May: wait maybe going out isnt a good idea… dont want you breaking a hip
Eddie: We should've thought of that
Eddie: It’s past his bedtime too
Buck: I’ll drive myself off a cliff.
Eddie: Wait no I’m sorry
Buck: I expected this from the other two
Buck: But you…
Buck: I feel so betrayed
Eddie: Come on Buck, you know I never meant to hurt you…
Buck: I don’t know if I believe you Eds..
Ravi: Please stop
Ravi: I wanna go get drinks
Ravi: save this for the ikea hangouts please
May: Ikea hangouts???
Ravi: you don’t wanna know…
Ravi: oh the horrors
Buck: We give you guys live television and yet you’re complaining??
Eddie: They just don’t ever appreciate us
May: wait guys i’m feeling left out
Ravi: IMSOSORRY
Ravi: they forced me and harry to go to ikea with them
Ravi: we separated and came back to them acting out a whole telenovela
May: and no one is surprised
Eddie: Buck forced me too
Buck: HEY
Buck: You were literally more into it than me
Ravi: you really were
Ravi: harry actually thought you guys were fighting
Eddie: Buck was the one fake crying
Buck: Okay but you started swearing at me in spanish 🤤
Ravi: oh my god
May: wait uninvolve me.
Eddie: Oh?
Buck: NO SHUT UP
Buck: THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT IPROMISE
Buck: I DIDNT MEAN THAT ONE
Buck: i’m gonna cut my fingers off
Eddie: LOL Buck
Eddie: It’s okay I believe you
Eddie: Happens to us all
May: right …
Ravi: totally!!
Buck: I’ll kill myself
Eddie: How about start driving?
Buck: YOURE RIGHT!!!
Buck: ONMYWAY!
May: aw he’s such a mess
Ravi: poor kid 😭😭😭😭
Buck reacted 🖕to two messages
Private messages: Buck and Maddie
Buck: eddue
Maddie: Hello to you too
Maddie: What about Eddie now?
Buck: arms😕
Maddie: Okayyy !
Maddie: I think we skipped a few steps in this realization process
Buck: 😕😕😕
Buck: waif realizaation?? For whatt
Maddie: Buck are you drunk?
Buck: just abit
Maddie: Goodness
Maddie: Who are you with?
Buck: 🤫
Maddie: God you’re so annoying
Maddie: Affectionately
Maddie: Kinda
Buck: :)
FIREfamily (Athena, Bobby, Buck, Chim, Eddie, Harry, Hen, Karen, Maddie, May, Ravi)
Maddie: So, which one of you is with my brother right now
Hen: Where would Buck be at midnight?
Maddie: That’s what I’m trying to figure out
Maddie: He’s being too cryptic, and I don’t feel like deciphering it
Karen: I mean not surprised, I don’t think it’s anything
Karen: Hopefully
Chim: How much do you wanna bet he’s with Eddie
Hen: Nothing cause you’d probably be right
Eddie: Hey Maddie !
Eddie: Don't worry he’s with me :)
Maddie: Thank God 😭
Chim: Told ya’ll
Karen: Sorry to break it to you, but we all knew
Ravi: hey gusy
Ravi: Lilolol
Bobby: Hello Ravi, did we wake you up? - Bobby Nash
Ravi: Oh! Hello Bobby Nash.
Ravi: no i don’t sleep
Ravi: i think i’m a vampjrre
Maddie: You guys are at a bar aren’t you
Eddie: What no….
Ravi: yeah we wood never !
Ravi: me buck eddie and may are just chillingggg at our homes
Eddie: Ravi you just killed us all
Athena: May is with you guys?
Ravi: oh hi Athena!
Eddie: Okay listen before you guys start judging us
Eddie: We went to a bar to spend Ravi’s landlord money
Eddie: And got a bit carried away…
Maddie: I’m not gonna judge you cause I know this was Bucks idea
Athena: I’m glad she’s with you guys at least.
Eddie: :)
Eddie: Me and her haven’t drank though
Eddie: Trying to keep these idiots from being idiots
Chim: You poor souls
Hen: Good luck with that
Eddie: Oh no
Maddie: ??????????
Maddie: What???
Athena: You can’t just say “oh no” and disappear Eddie, I’ve got the LAPD on speed dial.
Eddie: No no everything’s fine!
Eddie: I just spoke too soon now I have to go save Ravi dignity
Harry: next time i’m getting a fake id so i can go
Athena: Repeat that please?
Harry: im gonna patiently wait till im the legal age!
Athena: Yeah.
Buck: Man almost hesd the song ravi made and eds stopped him :(
Chim: It’s for the greater good
Harry: i wanted to witness that 🙁
Karen: Song?
Hen: For their anniversary!
Karen: Aw
Karen: But also I’ve heard him sing for karaoke and..
Hen: Yeah…
Buck: aw ravis sad now
Ravi: im sorry may ill sing it for you when HE isnt a round😕
Eddie: You’ll be thanking me tomorrow
Ravi: hey its a great song
May: i’m sure it is rav
May: i can’t wait for you to serenade me with it
Harry: stop being inlove during pride month pls
May: shut up you’re literally str**ght
Harry: well
Athena: ?
Harry: anyways
Harry: you should record it and send it to me pleaseee
Harry: i wanna hear it….
May: he didn’t make it for you did he 🤨
Ravi: yeah harry
Ravi: i can give you a hint on what itscalled tho
Ravi: cause its going on spotify;))
May: eddie stop him again please
Chim: I wanna know too now
Maddie: Chim
Chim: Hey you just told me you were curious too!
Maddie: Okay yeah I am
Maddie: Give us that hint
Ravi: okay might be ahard one
Ravi: hint hint its named after a month hint hint
May: hm I truly wonder
Karen: I really can’t think of anything
Hen: So many possibilities…
Harry: yeah im lost i don’t know
Chim: Wait wait let me guess
Chim: is it named …
Chim: May?
Ravi: oh well
Ravi: that probably wouldve been better …
Athena: You can’t be serious.
Harry: LMAOOOOOOOO
Eddie: It’s worse than I thought
Hen: Oh Ravi😭
May: wait so what is it called?
Ravi: november..
May: are you cheating on me with a november 🤨
Ravi: NONONONO
Chim: Couldn’t even be an April or something
Ravi: SCREW U GUYS 😭😭😭😭
Ravi: NOMEBER IS WHEN WE MET
May: aw wait ily :(
Ravi: ilym :(
Eddie: As cute as this is I think we should go home
Eddie: Bucks falling asleep on me
Maddie: May please take a picture
May: already did 🫡🫡
Maddie: This so why you’re my favorite
May: I’ll cry
Maddie: ☺️
Bobby: Drive safely May - Bobby Nash
May: i will !
Harry: and expect a visitor tomorrow i wanna come and make fun of ravi :)
May: oh great 🙄