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“I’m thinking about your height to torque ratio, and how toned your legs and ass and core are. What a beast you must be in bed, Danny. I’m thinking about how hard you could fuck me if you were properly motivated.”
Didn’t mean to say that, Steve’s brain gibbers behind his blank eyes as he drops Danny’s arm and steps back. Did NOT mean to say that out loud.
Danny’s face is a fucking poem, a mosaic of truly big reactions and feelings. They were leaving anyway but he points at the car with the hand with the keys in it, like he just thought of it. “Car, Steven. I drive.”
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Dean and Sam are driving home from a case at Jody’s that was a bust. All is well when Sam has a question about Cas that Dean was not, and could never have been expecting. (Very brief) angst and inevitable fluff ensues. Hope you enjoy.
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This is a series of short images I got in my head and wrote down. They seem to go together, all just sorta bunker fluff and friendship porn. Dean and Castiel being chill with wanting to be near each other and not knowing what it means, Charlie alive, Sam being a bitch. Y'know. (Charlie Lives is my spirit tag, don't know what I'm gonna do if i get the balls to watch the second half of season 12 or any of the ensuing.) Dean builds things, they buy Sam a chair, they play a drinking game I made up while I was an active alcoholic, so if you try it you might die.
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In progress, working it out. Not sure where it's going but for now Dean and Charlie repair to a bar and have giggly-fun-times (Charlie) and angsty I'm-a-bad-friend times (Dean). Just a fragment, don't know if will finish.
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I don't need a parachute, baby, if I've got you.
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03 Dec 2025
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John has never successfully talked about anything in his entire life, and while Rodney would probably tell him that means he's statistically due for success, John isn't keen on risking it.
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01 Sep 2025
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Unexpected plot twists, John Sheppard's hair, and other things that annoy Rodney McKay.
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31 Aug 2025
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Rodney looked confused, then angry. "It’s not a cage," he said, like she’d insulted him. "It’s a habitat. There’ll be a pond--fresh water, of course!--and trees, and--"
"John had very specific wishes about what should happen to him if he couldn’t be cured, Rodney," Elizabeth said.
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30 Aug 2025
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Ravi's always positioned himself on the edge of it all, an outlier, easily discounted. The Spiders Georg of the A shift if the spiders were just — a regular shift.
He doesn't know where he's going with this metaphor, only;
Ravi hugs Hen's wife in the parking lot of hell on Earth, and the axis shifts.
[Or, Bobby dies. Eddie hates him. Ravi's confused. AKA the Ravi fic.]
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- Part 1 of What Three Words
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30 Aug 2025