Work Text:
“Ilya vs Verbs”
HAHBs (Hot ass husbands&boyfriends) group chat
Not the sugar baby bartender (Kyle)
Alright you freaks
Kingfisher will be closed for public for the upcoming game
@Fabian is free too so he’ll be going as well
And yes Ilya I got the karaoke set up for you
Shane hollander top (Ilya)
YESSSSSSS
SHANE
SHANE
SHANE
SHANE
Take my heart and my 💦(Shane)
Ilya I’m literally sitting right next to you
Shane hollander top (Ilya)
SHANE WE WILL SING SO MUCH HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
WE SING BREAKING FREE
AND START OF SOMETHING NEW
AND FABULOUS
TOGETHER
Take my heart and my 💦(Shane)
Not that opposed to karaoke
But
I haven’t seen any of the high school musical movies
Resident dog dealer (Harris)
GASP
Not the sugar baby bartender (Kyle)
GASP
PhD in elder care (Kip)
GASP
THAT calvin klein model (Archie)
GASP
Shane hollander top (Ilya)
YES GASP
U have not seen any?
Like at all?
U do not know of KeNNY ORTEGA?
Resident dog dealer (Harris)
Actually yes Shane that’s CRAZY
WDYM U HAVENT SEEN ANY HSM?
That’s like the quintessential gay thing that u missed!
PhD in elder care (Kip)
HEY Glee is right there
Resident dog dealer (Harris)
Oh lol sorry my b
Take my heart and my 💦(Shane)
…Havent seen that too
Not the sugar baby bartender (Kyle)
SHANE MILDRED HOLLANDER
Shane hollander top (Ilya)
*Hollander-Rozanov
Get it right 😡
Take my heart and my 💦(Shane)
That's the part of my name you had a problem with?
Not the sugar baby bartender (Kyle)
SHANE MILDRED HOLLANDER-ROZANOV
HOW ARE YOU GAY?
Take my heart and my 💦(Shane)
I was busy with hockey!
Shane hollander top (Ilya)
Also ur past time is being huge nerd in glasses
HOT Glasses 🤓
And reading huge nerdy hockey book
Instead of watching world of Kenny Ortega
THAT calvin klein model (Archie)
Okay so…
I told Luca about it and
Luca said he haven’t seen Glee too
Shane hollander top (Ilya)
Luca 👀with you?
Is y he disappeared right after practice?
THAT calvin klein model (Archie)
Haha
Yea
Visiting this weekend
Flying over to NY too for the game
Not the sugar baby bartender (Kyle)
Then come over to Kingfisher too afterwards!
THAT calvin klein model (Archie)
Sure 🥰
PhD in elder care (Kip)
Yay! We’ll finally meet you in person
HAHBs will be complete
Take my heart and my 💦(Shane)
I still don’t like that acronym
THAT calvin klein model (Archie)
LOL!
I’ll make sure to educate Luca about Glee then
Shane hollander top (Ilya)
YES
WE EDUCATE OUR LOVERS
Take my heart and my 💦(Shane) disliked this message
SHANE
SHANE
SHANE
WE WATCH ALL HSM
AND WATCH GLEE
AAND MAYBE DESCENDANTS
Just first 3
Take my heart and my 💦(Shane)
Again, Ilya, I’m sitting right beside you
But okay
Shane hollander top (Ilya) heart reacted this message
Snatched winged eyeliners (Fabian)
Hey guys GCs active today
Let me just back read real quick
GASP
SHANE HOLLANDER!!!
Resident dog dealer (Harris)
🤣🤣🤣
Take my heart and my 💦(Shane)
🙄
Snatched winged eyeliners (Fabian)
Okay
We will dance to High School Musical after the game
Kyle make sure you have that in your playlist
Not the sugar baby bartender (Kyle)
Already in it babe
I’ll make sure our hockey players dance too
No dance no drink lol
Snatched winged eyeliners (Fabian)
And Luca too @Archie
TEACH HIM
THAT calvin klein model (Archie)
I WILL make sure he dances to Gleendjxji
Luca just hit me but he’s game
Shane hollander top (Ilya)
Y is Luca dances?
THAT calvin klein model (Archie)
Huh?
Like why will Luca be dancing?
We’re all dancing to some HSM and Glee songs, yes?
Shane hollander top (Ilya)
Yes but also
We dance
Hockey players dance
He dances??????
THAT calvin klein model (Archie)
Okay I’m lost?????
Shane hollander top (Ilya)
No no like
Baby Haasy dances more than us??????
Resident dog dealer (Harris)
Oh, do you mean the verb “dance?”
Shane hollander top (Ilya)
TF is verb????
Not the sugar baby bartender (Kyle)
…Babe
PhD in elder care (Kip)
Divorce, babe, divorce
Resident dog dealer (Harris)
HA
Not the sugar baby bartender (Kyle)
Christopher Grady 🙄
Resident dog dealer (Harris)
Not the full government name 😆
PhD in elder care (Kip)
Sorry lol zipping my mouth
Take my heart and my 💦(Shane)
Ilya
It’s subject-verb agreement
Verbs change depending on the subject
If it's singular or plural
Like I dance, you dance
But he or she dances
Resident dog dealer (Harris)
WOW I feel like I’m back in grade school
PhD in elder care (Kip)
Same
Shane hollander top (Ilya)
AH
I h8 verbs
I dance
You dance
He DANCES
WHY?
PhD in elder care (Kip)
HAHAHAHA
Shane hollander top (Ilya)
Is he dancing more than me?
I do not think so
645 people and he dances?
How much is mf dancing???????
Everyone laugh reacted to this message
Take my heart and my 💦(Shane)
I know it’s a whole thing
I’ll teach you more later, okay?
Now go grab the blanket and cuddle with me
Shane hollander top (Ilya) heart reacted this message
Resident dog dealer (Harris)
That’s so disgustingly sweet
Lemme find Troy and cuddle too
PhD in elder care (Kip)
I’m grabbing Scott from the gym
Snatched winged eyeliners (Fabian)
I have Ryan right here
THAT calvin klein model (Archie)
Haha same
Not the sugar baby bartender (Kyle)
Boo you whores
I still have to open Kingfisher today
ALSO SEE HOW SHANE AND ILYA JUST DISAPPEARED
See y’all soon
“Ilya vs Adjectives”
Cliff Marlow Private Chat
Rozy
Marly
Marly
Marly
MarLY
MARLY
Missed call (2)
Marly
Jesus what Roz
Aren’t you like in Tampa right now for All Stars?
Rozy
I have emergency
Marly
What?
What happened?
Did you have an accident?
Are you okay?
Rozy
No not health emergency
English emergency
Marly
AN ENGLISH EMERGENCY?
Fuck, Roz
You scared me
I was already looking for emergency contacts in Tampa
You’re an asshole
Rozy
Eh, ur at home anyway
And it is break for all stars
So ur free
Marly
I WAS BUSY
I have a lovely woman over ffs
Rozy
Yes okay u r trying to get laid
I am also trying to get laid
So I need help with English
Marly
You need help with English
To get laid???????????
WDYM
I watched you bring a woman home with just batting an eye at her
Rozy
Yes I can but
This is srs
Is english with Jane
Marly
Montreal Jane is in Tampa?!
Rozy
Yes Marly keep up
Marly
FINE
What is the English question?
Rozy
What is Kempadibel?
Kempatibel?
Kompatibel?
Marly
Compatible?
Rozy
Okay Mr. English Grammar 🙄
Marly
Fuck off
You're the one asking for an English lesson here
Rozy
SO
Compatible
What does it mean
Marly
…Jane used this word on you?
What did she say exactly?
Rozy
Asked if s he was still seeing someone
But Jane said they were not compatible
Marly reacted 😯 to this message
Marly
She said this?
Roz
Focus Marly
So??????
Marly
It means
When two people are compatible, they are a match romantically
So, Jane and whoever she was dating
Is not a match =/= not compatible
Basically, they broke up and not seeing each other anymore
Roz
Oh
Marly
Yeah
Seems like she is more ‘compatible’ with you
Roz
Okay
I get laid now, bye
Marly
WAIT
THAT'S IT?
ROZ
ROZ
Ugh
Have fun you freak
“Ilya vs Idioms”
Half horse, full time legends group chat
Bood 🍖😋🍴🍔
@Everyone, attendance check for bbq
Cassie says it’s wine night for the WAGs too
Say aye
Dykstra 🎤🔊🎸👎
Aye
Boyle 🤴🏻😉🌴💤
Aye
Bringing kids
Sorry in advance to ur couch @Bood
Bood 🍖😋🍴🍔
Haha it’s cool
Hayes 🦸🥅💪💥
Aye
But just me
Lisa has a shift
Hollzy 🥈🏆💗😍
Aye for Ilya and I
LaPointe 🐣
Aye
Holmberg 👶
Aye
Young 🍼
Aye
Barrett 🏋️🍏👌🌈
Aye for Harris and me
Will bring apple pies
And Chiron
Haasy 🚸🐤🚼
Yey apple pie!
Also aye for me
Roz 🥇🏆💯😎
Wow Bood u r soooo homophobic
Bood 🍖😋🍴🍔
How is that homophobic?
I'm literally just asking who's up for BBQ?????
Roz 🥇🏆💯😎
Just WAG?
How about me and Shane????
And Harris?????????
And whoever is making Haasy smile at his phone lately
LaPointe 🐣
👀
Holmberg 👶
👀
Young 🍼
👀
Roz 🥇🏆💯😎
👀
BTW @Luca ur bringing him
Bood 🍖😋🍴🍔
Those in favor of uninviting Roz like this message.
All except Roz 🥇🏆💯😎 liked this message
Roz 🥇🏆💯😎
Noooooooooooooooooooo
Pls pls pls
Lemme goooo
Boyle 🤴🏻😉🌴💤
🤣🤣🤣
Bood 🍖😋🍴🍔
You’re uninvited
@Shane u good bringing Anya alone?
Hollzy 🥈🏆💗😍
Yes
Ilya can sort out the laundry at home instead
Roz 🥇🏆💯😎
I need to threaten baby Haasy’s ‘someone’
I mean menacingly talk to
I mean meet
Haasy 🚸🐤🚼
Oh my god
There is no someone
Young 🍼
Mind you Haasy just received a notification from an ‘Archie ♥️’
Haasy 🚸🐤🚼
Stop looking over my phone!
LaPointe 🐣
Heard he’s also quite famous 👀
Holmberg 👶
Heard he models for Calvin Klein 👀
Haasy 🚸🐤🚼
U snitches
Roz 🥇🏆💯😎
‘Archie’ huh 😏
Hayes 🦸🥅💪💥
Wow Haasy you bagged a model?
Roz 🥇🏆💯😎
Shane is it one of your model friends
Do u know him
Hollzy 🥈🏆💗😍
…I might
But i’m not telling you who it is
Roz 🥇🏆💯😎
Oh so u hate me
Hollzy 🥈🏆💗😍
Ilya we are literally married
And Luca can tell us on his own time
Haasy 🚸🐤🚼 heart reacted this message
Roz 🥇🏆💯😎
Betrayed by my own husband
This is worse than dog not liking me
Hollzy 🥈🏆💗😍
🙄
Bood 🍖😋🍴🍔
@Choui haven’t heard from you yet bud
U bringing the wife and kids?
Choui 🐎🍻🎫🎬
Naye 😞
MIL coming over this weekend
Roz 🥇🏆💯😎
Ah
Evil mother-in-laws
I get it
Hollzy 🥈🏆💗😍
My mom is not evil????????????
Roz 🥇🏆💯😎
Mama Yuna is amazing mother
Wonderful
Best
But she is scary sometimes
All except Hollzy 🥈🏆💗😍liked this message
Choui 🐎🍻🎫🎬
Yea so,
Rain check?
Bood 🍖😋🍴🍔
No prob!
We have pride night bbq next so
U can go then
Choui 🐎🍻🎫🎬
Thanks, bud!
Roz 🥇🏆💯😎
I checked no rain
Barrett 🏋️🍏👌🌈
Ah no Roz
Choui meant he’ll join another time
Like, a rescheduling thing
Roz 🥇🏆💯😎
WAT
Hayes 🦸🥅💪💥
Wait Cap did u go outside
To literally check if there is rain?
Roz 🥇🏆💯😎
NO
I check weather app
Like Shane taught me
Hollzy 🥈🏆💗😍
He totally did
Went out the patio and everything
Roz 🥇🏆💯😎
U snitch
Too bad I love you
So I forgive
But y is it called rain check
Does not make any sense
Haasy 🚸🐤🚼
It came from a sporting event I think
So when it rains you have to postpone
LaPointe 🐣
🫵HA, NERD
Haasy 🚸🐤🚼
F U
Holmberg 👶
GASP
Swear Jar!
Roz 🥇🏆💯😎
But not all sports have to postpone when it rains, no?
One time I was not able to meet with Shane
Bec they cancel Boston v Montreal game due to snow
So should be snow check?
Dykstra 🎤🔊🎸👎
Meeting up on BOSvMTL game huh 👀
Holmberg 👶
👀
Haasy 🚸🐤🚼
👀
LaPointe 🐣
👀
Hayes 🦸🥅💪💥
👀
Boyle 🤴🏻😉🌴💤
👀
Hollzy 🥈🏆💗😍
It’s from baseball
Since they used to have open stadiums
Games have to be postponed when it rains
It’s coined from that
Hayes 🦸🥅💪💥
Nice topic change
Also
🫵HA, NERD
Hollzy 🥈🏆💗😍
🙄
Roz 🥇🏆💯😎
Yes yes i know my husband is huge nerd
Ugh English is so dumb
Thank you @Hollzy 🥈🏆💗😍
Luv ur brain so much
Hollzy 🥈🏆💗😍heart reacted this message
Young 🍼
No but I searched when a BOSvMTL game has been cancelled
Due to a blizzard
When Roz and Hollzy were still playing for them
And the only one I can find
Was in 2011!
👀
Roz 🥇🏆💯😎
😏
Hollzy 🥈🏆💗😍
Ilya
Shut up
Roz 🥇🏆💯😎 reacted 🐶 to this message
“Ilya vs Nicknames”
Hollanov support group group chat
#1 Hockey player (Ilya)
Oh my god Pike stop
15th best voyageur (Hayden)
I haven’t even said anything
#1 best hockey player (Ilya)
I can hear u thinking
15th best voyageur (Hayden)
Right
Ur bored coz Shane is in LA with Rose
#1 best hockey player (Ilya)
😒
#2 best hockey player (Shane)
Ilya stop terrorizing Hayden
#1 best hockey player (Ilya)
Moya lyubov!!!!!
Wen r u coming home 😫
I mis u
#2 best hockey player (Shane)
I miss you too
You know my flight is tomorrow afternoon
15th best voyageur (Hayden)
May I remind you two that you used to only meet a couple times a year
A DAY IS NOTHING
#1 best hockey player (Ilya)
Yea and that was worst time of my life
Y r u talking like u understand love
15th best voyageur (Hayden)
I am mARRIED?
to my bEAUTIFUL WIFE JACKIE
FOR YEARS?????????????
#1 best hockey player (Ilya)
Yes and I always say Jackie should leave u
I take care of ur Jackie and ur 15 million children
15th best voyageur (Hayden)
SHANE
LEASH YOUR HUSBAND PLEASE
#2 best hockey player (Shane)
Ilya
#1 best hockey player (Ilya)
🤐
15th best voyageur (Hayden)
S I M P
Wait Shane aren’t you supposed to be getting ready for Oscars
#2 best hockey player (Shane)
They are done with me already
Just waiting on Rose now
#1 best hockey player (Ilya)
Pic pls?
Pretty pls?
#2 best hockey player (Shane)
(sends pic of Shane wearing black on black suit for Oscars)
#1 best hockey player (Ilya) heart reacted this message
#1 best hockey player (Ilya)
MARRY ME
#2 best hockey player (Shane)
Ilya we are already married
#1 best hockey player (Ilya)
Then I marry u again
#2 best hockey player (Shane)
I will say yes and marry you again too
15th best voyageur (Hayden)
NOT IN THIS CHAT
Gay whisperer (Rose)
God that is so sweet
Where can I find love like that?
15th best voyageur (Hayden)
Hey Rose!
#2 best hockey player (Shane)
Are you done with the makeup team?
Gay whisperer (Rose)
First of all it’s my glam✨ team
Also hey Hayd!
And lol almost we’re still working on my hair
Where are you anyway?
#2 best hockey player (Shane)
I went back to my hotel room
I’m getting overheated there
Gay whisperer (Rose)
You are such a Canadian haha
#1 best hockey player (Ilya)
OH so what I’m hearing is
u r getting hot and ur alone 👀
Wearing hot hot all black suit
We skype???
Gay whisperer (Rose)
Shane Hollander do not skype your husband right now
I know what you do in those calls
#2 best hockey player (Shane)
Aww
Everyone except #1 best hockey player (Ilya) disliked this message
15th best voyageur (Hayden)
CHANGE TOPIC
Or else these two will be bored and skype anyway
#1 best hockey player (Ilya)
😤😤😤
Fine, tonight then
15th best voyageur (Hayden)
Oh yea @Shane
You remember our equipment manager, Robert?
He died
Gay whisperer (Rose)
That's such a sad topic change wtf??????
15th best voyageur (Hayden)
It’s all I have okay shush 😩
#2 best hockey player (Shane)
Oh no, Bobby?
I did not hear
15th best voyageur (Hayden)
Yea he got trapped in a biochemical lab
For some reason
Inhaled like a super strain of a virus
We held a vigil for him
Gay whisperer (Rose)
NO?????????????
#2 best hockey player (Shane)
That’s not possible
Why would he be in a biochemical lab?
He’s not a chemist?
Gay whisperer (Rose)
That’s your reaction to someone dying?
#2 best hockey player (Shane)
I am trying to understand what happened
#1 best hockey player (Ilya)
He died in lab
Very tragic
15th best voyageur (Hayden)
I can’t believe I’m saying this
BUT THANK YOU!
Gay whisperer (Rose)
😭
#1 best hockey player (Ilya)
Yes I am very empathetic person
My husband just has touch of ‘tism
But I do have question
Gay whisperer (Rose)
What is it?
#1 best hockey player (Ilya)
So is Robert who died in lab
But who is Bobby
15th best voyageur (Hayden)
Robert is Bobby?
That’s his nickname
#1 best hockey player (Ilya)
Robert????
Bobby???????
How is that nickname????
#2 best hockey player (Shane)
It’s a common nickname
Robert becomes Rob or Bob
Then becomes Bobby
#1 best hockey player (Ilya)
But where did B come from?
15th best voyageur (Hayden)
…History?
Gay whisperer (Rose)
Wait till you hear about Richard
#1 best hockey player (Ilya)
Richard?
Is normal name
15th best voyageur (Hayden)
Dick
#1 best hockey player (Ilya)
Yes yes my dick is big and u want it too
But only my Shane gets it
15th best voyageur (Hayden)
NO JESUS CHRIST
I meant
Richard = Dick
#1 best hockey player (Ilya)
IS COMPLETELY DIFF WORD!
U REPLACE WHOLE NAME!
#2 best hockey player (Shane)
It’s like with Robert
Richard becomes Rich or Rick
Then becomes Dick
#1 best hockey player (Ilya)
?????????????????????????????????????
Gay whisperer (Rose)
This is so funny ngl
#2 best hockey player (Shane)
It’s understandable that it doesn’t make sense to you
In Russian it works differently
Diminutives stay connected to the original name
Like Ilya becomes Ilyusha
#1 best hockey player (Ilya) heart reacted this message
#1 best hockey player (Ilya)
OH
Ur so smart solnyshko
Is making me hot
We r DEFINITLY skyping tonight and u call me that
15th best voyageur (Hayden)
And we’re back right where we started
Gay whisperer (Rose)
This is actually very cute?
“Ilya vs Spelling”
The fruity avengers group chat
Scott Hunter added Luca Haas to the chat
🧓Gay grandfather🧓(Scott)
Adding Haas here
Congrats on coming out!
Luca Haas
Hey?
🧚Bisexual fairy🧚(Ilya)
MY SON
WELCUM HOME
🦊Silver Fox🦊 (Eric)
Hey kid welcome to the club
🍁Boring Canadian🍁(Shane)
Welcome, Luca
🐶Chiron Stepdad🐶 (Troy)
Rook! Hey!
🎤Full-time Groupie🎤 (Ryan)
Welcome to the queer hockey player group chat
Luca Haas
Oh, then why is the chat named that?
🧓Gay grandfather🧓(Scott)
Sorry about the group name
Every time I try to change it to Queer Hockey Players Rozanov changes it back to that
🧚Bisexual fairy🧚(Ilya)
Yes bc u name the group wrong
🧓Gay grandfather🧓(Scott)
How is it wrong?
We’re queer AND we’re hockey players!
🧚Bisexual fairy🧚(Ilya)
Is boring like my Shane
🍁Boring Canadian🍁(Shane)
Ilya you love boring
🧚Bisexual fairy🧚(Ilya)
Wrong
I love u being boring
Not dinosaur being boring
🧓Gay grandfather🧓(Scott)
Remind me again why I shouldn't just remove you in this chat?
🦊Silver Fox🦊 (Eric)
Coz last time you did he went on twitter to complain that you’re being biphobic
🧚Bisexual fairy🧚(Ilya)
Is lie liar told u that
I said hunter is being all boomer not letting me have my whimsy
🧓Gay grandfather🧓(Scott)
Yeah go fuck yourself Rozanov
🧚Bisexual fairy🧚(Ilya)
Oh I will later with Shane 😏
🍁Boring Canadian🍁(Shane)
That doesn’t even make any sense
🧚Bisexual fairy🧚(Ilya)
Yes it does
I show u
🎤Full-time Groupie🎤 (Ryan)
UGH Oh cmon Roz
🐶Chiron Stepdad🐶 (Troy)
Take it to your private chat jeesus
Luca Haas
Please don’t sext in this chat too
Everyone but 🍁Boring Canadian🍁(Shane) and🧚Bisexual fairy🧚(Ilya) liked this message
🧓Gay grandfather🧓(Scott)
Too?
🐶Chiron Stepdad🐶 (Troy)
Yea Roz does it all the time in the team chat too
Not that Hollzy is any different
🍁Boring Canadian🍁(Shane)
Hey!
I try to stop Ilya
I just let him have his whimsy
🧚Bisexual fairy🧚(Ilya) heart reacted this message
Everyone else disliked this message
🧚Bisexual fairy🧚(Ilya)
OH RIGHT
Ilya Rozanov changed Luca Haas’ nickname to 🍼A literal baby🍼 (Luca)
🍼A literal baby🍼 (Luca)
Oh Haha
Thanks?
🧚Bisexual fairy🧚(Ilya)
There now my son has whimsy too
Boomer go away
🧓Gay grandfather🧓(Scott)
Ugh, I’m this close to running you over
Is2g
🧚Bisexual fairy🧚(Ilya)
AH
Worlds oldest fossil can drive car
At least ask smart Kip 2 drive u
Or get a showfer
🐶Chiron Stepdad🐶 (Troy)
A what???
🍁Boring Canadian🍁(Shane)
He means a person you employ to drive your car for you
🎤Full-time Groupie🎤 (Ryan)
That's not how you spell that
🧚Bisexual fairy🧚(Ilya)
Then how the hell u spell showfer?????
🧓Gay grandfather🧓(Scott)
Chauffeur
🧚Bisexual fairy🧚(Ilya)
Oooo
Fancy pants rich mcgee over here
Fuck you
🧓Gay grandfather🧓(Scott)
Shane, control your man
🍁Boring Canadian🍁(Shane)
To be fair to Ilya it is a difficult word
And he’s close enough anyway
🐶Chiron Stepdad🐶 (Troy)
How is that close enough 😭
🧚Bisexual fairy🧚(Ilya)
See
My Shane understands
🍼A literal baby🍼 (Luca)
Maybe it should be spelled as showfer
🧚Bisexual fairy🧚(Ilya)
And that is y ur my fav child
Next to Anya ofc
🍼A literal baby🍼 (Luca)
🥰
+1 Ilya vs English
Moya Lyubov ❣️🥰👨❤️💋👨💘💖💕 Private Chat
Ilyusha ❣️🥰👨❤️💋👨💘💖💕
Shaneeeeee
Where r uuuuuuuuuuuu
Did u leave me???
😫😫😫
Moya Lyubov ❣️🥰👨❤️💋👨💘💖💕
Good morning Ilya
I just went out for a run
Back in 40
Ilyusha ❣️🥰👨❤️💋👨💘💖💕
go back to bed 😥😭😟
Moya Lyubov ❣️🥰👨❤️💋👨💘💖💕
Alright
I’m cutting my route
Ilyusha ❣️🥰👨❤️💋👨💘💖💕
Is too long without my 🍆 in ur 🍑😏
Moya Lyubov ❣️🥰👨❤️💋👨💘💖💕
Okay
I was going to send you this later for your present
But might as well send it now
(sends an audio file, it’s 5 hours long)
Ilyusha ❣️🥰👨❤️💋👨💘💖💕
Shane Hollander whimpering audio compilation?!?!
Moya Lyubov ❣️🥰👨❤️💋👨💘💖💕
No 🙄
It’s an audio book of an English workbook
Ilyusha ❣️🥰👨❤️💋👨💘💖💕
WAT
Ur present to me on my bday is an English lesson?
Moya Lyubov ❣️🥰👨❤️💋👨💘💖💕
Ilya just play it
Ilyusha ❣️🥰👨❤️💋👨💘💖💕
Okay
SHANE IS UR VOICE?????
Moya Lyubov ❣️🥰👨❤️💋👨💘💖💕
You said learning English is frustrating
And I know you still struggle with some parts
So I thought structured material might help
Ilyusha ❣️🥰👨❤️💋👨💘💖💕
SHANE
Moya Lyubov ❣️🥰👨❤️💋👨💘💖💕
Yeah well
You’re very patient when you teach me Russian
So I wanted to do the same
I recorded it myself
It’s explained how you would understand it
It should be easier that way
Ilyusha ❣️🥰👨❤️💋👨💘💖💕
You recorded FIVE HOURS
For me?????
Oh I am so in love with u it is actually insane
Moya Lyubov ❣️🥰👨❤️💋👨💘💖💕
С днём рождения, Илюша ❤️ (Happy birthday, Ilyusha)
я тебя люблю (I love you)
Ilyusha ❣️🥰👨❤️💋👨💘💖💕
я тебя люблю (I love you)
I am never going to learn anything
Just listen to u talk
Actually no
I will learn very slowly
So I can replay it
Moya Lyubov ❣️🥰👨❤️💋👨💘💖💕
(sends an 10sec audio file of Shane whimpering)
There’s more where that came from
I’ll send one every time you finish a lesson
Ilyusha ❣️🥰👨❤️💋👨💘💖💕
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!