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    "Fuck off, Deadpool."
    God, he should have left right away.
    Why didn't he?

    The mercenary glanced over at Spider-Man, then he took the lights of the city at night in.
    "Do you not know the proverb Misery loves the D?"

    "It's Misery loves company, you pervert.
    And why do you even think I was miserable? I'm not."

    "Hey, if Misery was an entity I could actually meet like Death, I am sure they would love me, too. Or do you think they are only into dickless company?"

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