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Roger hated waking up, it was by far the worst thing ever. He wasn’t lazy but by no means was he productive. The only reason he was actually getting out of bed, was because he was being forced to go to some stupid summer camp with his school. Usually, he would have complained by now, but he was sharing a cabin with Maurice and Jack, so he guessed it could have been worse.
It was around 5:30am when Roger decided to get ready. He only needed to be at school by 8:30am, but he was always late so Simon had told him to set an alarm. That was another reason he’d decided to go. Well, he hadn’t really decided to go, Simon asked him and Roger would do anything for Simon. Wait, no, that’s a stretch. Roger wouldn’t do ANYTHING for Simon per say, but he did have a crush on him that he was refusing to acknowledge. It was getting really obvious and harder to hide by the day. Roger hoped and prayed that no one would notice.
As Roger pulled his t-shirt over his head, he heard his phone buzz. It’s probably Jack he thought. He’s probably asking what time he was getting to school. Oh? It’s just the group. He eventually decided to check the chat to see what was going on.
I’VE GOT THE CONCH, STFU 🐚:
Lizardluver_1, Merridew (The One and Only) , Mauriii :), Billy boy and 5 others.
Conchholder_67: Guys, is everyone ready and awake? Because I know some people probably aren’t.
Maurii :) : why do i feel like that was directed at roger?
Conchholder_67: Whatever gave you that idea?
Maurii :) : the tone u used
Conchholder_67: We are texting…there was no tone used…
Mauri :) : yes there was stfu
Conchholder_67: oh :/
The Better Chief: hey guys, what did i miss?
Merridew (the one and only) : not much, just maurice and piggy being stupid
Mauriii :) : HEY
Conchholder_67: I beg to differ.
Conchholder_67: ANYWAY, none of you answered my question btw.
The Better Chief: me and jack are ready, were just waiting for you guys
Merridew (the one and only) : mhm
100% Sam: Sam and I are ready, he’s just grabbing his headphones
The Better Chief: God ur usernames will never not be confusing
100% Sam: heh…we know we like confusing u lot
Billy boi: I’m ready and so is Rob but what time are we meeting?
Conchholder_67: In around 15 minutes, we are going to grab food before we leave!
Bobby boi: Ohh, nice! I’m STARVING
The Better Chief: let me guess, you forgot to eat again? Rob, we have told u a dozen times that that isnt healthy.
Bobby boi: And I’ve told you a million times that if I’m not hungry, I WON’T EAT!
The Better Chief: But a million is more than a dozen?
Bobby boi: Exactly, point proven.
Conchholder_67: Gosh, you lot are insufferable. Now, who else are we missing?
Mauriii :) : rog and si, they haven’t answered yet.
Lizardluver_1: hullo everyone :)
Mauriii :) : SIMON
The Better Chief: hey, si. Are you ready to go yet?
Lizardluver_1: yup! i’m ready to go when you guys are!
Conchholder_67: Alright, that’s everyone, I think!
Lizardluver_1: no, rog hasn’t answered yet but he is awake and almost ready!
Conchholder_67: Oh, right. I completely forgot about Roger. Wait, how do you know he’s awake?
Lizardluver_1: i told him to set an alarm so he'd wake up earlier, plus i’ve been texting him.
Merridew (the one and only) : lovebirds
The Better Chief: jack, leave them alone. besides, we aren’t any better
Merridew (the one and only) : we are SO much better than that, what are you on about
The Better Chief: yeah, yeah, whatever you say mate
Psych Ward escapee: yo, sorry i didn’t answer guys
The Better Chief: woah, roger saying sorry caught in 4k?
Psych Ward Escapee: shut the actual fuck up ralph, go suck off jack
The Better Chief: excuse me?
Mauriii :) : well that’s an interesting insult that i will definitely be using
The Better Chief: maurice don’t you dare
Mauriii :) : hehehehehehehehe >:)
Merridew (the one and only) : and what if i told you, that i already have…?
Mauriii :) : HUH!?
Conchholder_67: OH?
The Better Chief: THAT IS NOT TRUE AT ALL
Lizardluver_1: i’m slightly concerned
Psych Ward Escapee: for once same
Billy boy: Okay, if Rog is concerned there is something wrong with you guys.
Psych Ward Escapee: see bill gets it
Billy boy: Yes I do!
Psych Ward Escapee: Anyway, moving on from whatever the fuck that was. Si, do you need me to pick you up?
Lizardluver_1: yes please rog! I’d really appreciate it!
Psych Ward Escapee: Alr, i’ll pick you up in 5 minutes.