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ilya rozanov 
@rozanov81
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes cruel to children making them reading it)
but also americans don't read almost anything but american literature which is stupid
so i made you a list from me
- three comrades by erich maria remarque. about life and love even when everything around is desperate, falling apart and becomes only worse. but it's still worth it.
- my family and other animals by gerald durrell. is fun. strange family but supporting their children in the strangest hobbies. and everyone should care about animals.
- the count of monte cristo by by alexandre dumas. man got betrayed, lost everything, escaped prison, got absurdly rich and made everyone regret. AND he's hot 🥵. and very dedicated. and hot.
- the captain's daughter by alexander pushkin. very short book. about love and the importance of not being an ass when history happens around you.
- king matt the first by janusz korczak. one of the best books about power, responsibility and political disappointment I've ever read. everybody in government should read it.
you will cry but you will feel good
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troy barrett @btroyyyy · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @rozanov81
i've just heard how my boyfriend's head met the table
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @btroyyyy
harris told me books are good
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Harris Droover @pleasesaveme · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @rozanov81, btroyyyy
Books are good! Calling nations stupid - no! Please delete and make another post.
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @pleasesaveme
i didn't call them stupid only their decisions. and no, i have many reactions 👻
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Harris Droover @pleasesaveme · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @rozanov81
NOT. BETTER.
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @pleasesaveme
well i even checked whether all of these had been translated into english 😇😇😇
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Harris Droover @pleasesaveme · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @rozanov81
so sweet of you 😒
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puck bunny
@goalhorn
every new fact i learn about ilya rozanov feels statistically unlikely. except for him being an asshole, this is constant
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
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Cliff Marlow
@bostonmarly
why do I KEEP FINDING THINGS OUT
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
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Cliff Marlow @bostonmarly · Jul 20, 2021 7:17 PM Replying to @bostonmarly
i'm so tired
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Jul 20, 2021 7:21 PM Replying to @bostonmarly
It's okay, you will get rest when visit us at the cottage
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Cliff Marlow @bostonmarly · Jul 20, 2021 7:28 PM Replying to @shane.hollander
somehow it sounds more like a threat
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queeeen 🐣
@beequeen12
"you will cry but it will feel good" is the most russian review i've ever seen
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
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valeria
@1sweetval
"Also Americans read almost nothing except American literature, which is stupid" is INSANE opening energy
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
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alex has an awful day
@kittygirl
not to stereotype but i expected more biographies and fewer existential crises
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
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sveltana 💋
@svetaishere
lol only ilyusha can start an international fight with the BOOK TWEET
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Rose Landry @rosieposie · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @svetaishere
he is enjoying it, right?
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svetlana @svetaishere · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @rosieposie
oh, i do too! come over, i have popcorn!
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @svetaishere, rosieposie
observing
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loving frogs
@beingloud
ilya rozanov is collecting hobbies pokemon. i genuinely thought he spent his summers ehm… fishing?
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Shane Hollander @shanehollander · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @beingloud
no, he's being sad about fishes
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @shanehollander
i do(
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poke girl
@edamameheaven
somehow this is exactly what i expected and also not at all
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
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jeż na lodzie
@hedge4562
i need to know how a hockey player ends up recommending janusz korczak. barely anyone outside of poland knows him (unfortunately)
Dzięki, chłopie
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
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camila 💓
@austincami
This feels like the literary equivalent of saying Americans don't travel.
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
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Luca Haas 🏒 @haasy00 · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @austincami
was it you on this popular video saying that paris is the capital of italy?
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Evan Dykstra @e.dykstra289 · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @haasy00
omg boyyyy 😂😂😂😂
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @haasy00
son, your dad is so proud of you!
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Harris Droover @pleasesaveme · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @haasy00, e.dykstra289, rozanov81
LUCA. Please, not you too. @shane.hollander please help me
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @rozanov81, haasy00
Ilya, Luca is NOT your son!
LUCA, YOU ARE GROUNDED.
ILYA, if i won't see you in bed without your phone in 2 min you'll sleep on the couch.
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @shane.hollander, haasy00
haasy, i can't go against your dad, go to sleep 😔😔😔
my beloved HUSBAND OMW
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Luca Haas 🏒 @haasy00 · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @rozanov81, shane.hollander
yes, dads 😔
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @haasy00
such a good boy😉
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @rozanov81
ILYA HOLLANDER-ROZANOV 😡😡😡
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hockey fan girl 💅🏻🏒
@toomanyfootnotes
how do yall think hollander is #strict or jealous that rozanov called haasy "good boy" and not him?
Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Jul 20, 2021
ILYA HOLLANDER-ROZANOV 😡😡😡
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 21, 2021 8:12 AM Replying to @toomanyfootnotes
both 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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svetlana 💋
@svetaishere
my boy is sooo
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 21, 2021
both 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Jul 21, 2021 Replying to @svetaishere
Your boy? 🤨
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Rose Landry @rosieposie · Jul 21, 2021 10:18 AM Replying to @svetaishere
SVETLANA, PRINCESS, HIDE (i have a bottle of wine and a place to hide)
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 21, 2021 10:46 AM Replying to @shane.hollander, @rosieposie, @svetaishere
NO-NO-NO, SHANE, I'M ONLY YOURS
@rosieposie, @svetaishere
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scarlet witch
@makesomemagic
did rozanov really read them? coz descriptions are weirdly specific
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021 4:21 PM Replying to @makesomemagic
if you recommend something without trying yourself im feeling bad for your friends
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Jul 20, 2021 Replying to @rozanov81, makesomemagic
Ilya, be nice.
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021 4:29 PM Replying to @shane.hollander, @makesomemagic
sorry, dear internet witch lady, please dont curse nor me or my husband 🙏
yes, i had read all these books read them too they are good
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reading books and drink tea ☕
@bookworm2k
ehmmmm… isn't King Matt the First a children's book?
now it makes sense, "smart" hockey players recommend children's books
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
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pierogi apologista @@malykrolmatt · Jul 21, 2021 6:32 PM Replying to @bookworm2k
no no keep reading
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król karpiów i katastrof @@obywatel_bloku · Jul 21, 2021 6:45 PM Replying to @bookworm2k
trust him
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kapibara 🍄 @@problemowy12 · Jul 21, 2021 7:29 PM Replying to @bookworm2k
see you in three days emotionally compromised by a children's book published in 1923
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 29, 2021 2:21 PM Replying to @bookworm2k
have you cried like a baby?
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reading books and drink tea ☕ @bookworm2k · Jul 29, 2021 2:56 PM Replying to @rozanov81
...
and stared at the wall 10 minutes
i'm sorry
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brin 🇺🇸📚
@usbookforce
I was with him until he started insulting an entire country #americanandproud
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
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emily 🐿️
@mississkit
what scares me is that these aren't famous books. these are books he clearly likes
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
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Sasha @shineinparis · Jul 23, 2021 8:21 AM Replying to @mississkit
ой ребяяят, у вас впереди мир таких книжек из его башки
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svetlana 💋 @svetaishere · Jul 23, 2021 10:15 AM Replying to @shineinparis
будто ты их читал 🙄
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emily 🐿️ @mississkit · Jul 23, 2021 3:47 PM Replying to @svetaishere, @shineinparis
guys i don't understand you 😭
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Sasha @shineinparis · Jul 23, 2021 4:12 PM Replying to @mississkit, @svetaishere
О БОГИ Я ТАК ЖДАЛ ЭТОГО!!!!
ну дк пошел нахуй значит, я то тебя отлично понимаю!
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Jul 24, 2021 6:12 AM Replying to @shineinparis, @mississkit, @svetaishere
Why is is пошел but not пошла if she's a girl? 🧐
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 24, 2021 7:34 AM Replying to @shane.hollander
my love, it's a meme
breakfast is waiting for you back home from your run
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Jul 24, 2021 7:12 AM Replying to @rozanov81
oh, ok
thanks baby 🩷🩷
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translation:
Sasha: oh, guuuys, you have a whole world of books from that weirdo's head ahead of you
svetlana 💋: as if you've read any of them 🙄
*guys i don't understand you*
Sasha: OH GOD I WAITED FOT IT! well, fuck you then. i understand it perfectly
hockey fan girl 💅🏻🏒
@toomanyfootnotes
SHANE HOLLANDER KNOWS RUSSIAN?
Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Jul 24, 2021
why is is пошел but not пошла if she's a girl? 🧐
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Jul 24, 2021 2:43 PM Replying to @toomanyfootnotes
My husband is Russian, of course is know some 🤔
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 24, 2021 3:14 PM Replying to @shane.hollander, @toomanyfootnotes
HUSBAND 💓💘👼😍❤️🩵💦💦💦
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luca haas 🏒
@haasy00
here we are my cap is assigning summer reading 😮💨
(count monte cristo IS hot!)
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 26, 2021 3:12 PM Replying to @haasy00
please show respect I AM YOUR DAD
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Jul 26, 2021 3:14 PM Replying to @rozanov81, haasy00
No, you are not.
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 26, 2021 3:15 PM Replying to @shane.hollander, haasy00
Yes, and YOU ARE TOO. How can you say that in front of your CHILD. ANYA AND LUCA ARE OUR CHILDREN
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luca haas 🏒 @haasy00 · Jul 26, 2021 3:20 PM Replying to @rozanov81, @shane.hollander
parents don't fight 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Harris Droover
@pleasesaveme
...
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troy barrett @btroyyyy · Jul 26, 2021 7:03 PM Replying to @pleasesaveme
come here, I'll hug you
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Harris Droover @pleasesaveme · Jul 26, 2021 7:04 PM Replying to @btroyyyy
and kiss me, please
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пирожок с ничем
@huinjasomnoj
вестерны в хоккейной ленте открывают для себя "капитанскую дочку". какой удивительный и прекрасный день.
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translation: watching hockey westerners discover the captain's daughter. what a beautiful day
Scott
@scottylopez
ilya rozanov looks like the man definitely starting emails with "gently speaking, this is incorrect"
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BOODRAM @centaurzane · Jul 28, 2021 3:08 PM Replying to @scottylopez
"GENTLY SPEAKING?" HA
YOU DONT KNOW MAN
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Wyatt Hayes @superhayes · Jul 28, 2021 3:18 PM Replying to @scottylopez
seconded (my wife collects caps messages to use later)
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Cliff Marlow @bostonmarly · Jul 28, 2021 3:31 PM Replying to @scottylopez
same here
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Luca Haas 🏒 @haasy00 · Jul 28, 2021 3:46 PM Replying to @scottylopez
sometimes i ask myself why do we love him so much, but tbh he is the coolest guy i know
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troy barrett @btroyyyy · Jul 28, 2021 3:52 PM Replying to @scottylopez
so gentle 😂😂😂😂
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Evan Dykstra @e.dykstra289 · Jul 28, 2021 4:12 PM Replying to @scottylopez
to his credit he is very creative
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 28, 2021 5:46 PM Replying to @all
i love you all so much
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Jul 28, 2021 5:49 PM Replying to @all
He is really crying right now.
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Cliff Marlow @bostonmarly · Jul 28, 2021 5:51 PM Replying to @shane.hollander
why is he naked in bed at 6pm?
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Jul 28, 2021 5:52 PM Replying to @bostonmarly
...
Not important.
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Anne 🪼
@blauequalle
"Three Comrades by Erich Maria Remarque. About life and love even when everything around is desperate and becomes only worse."
am i correct i woke up to hot hockey player ilya rozanov recommending german depression literature?
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богиня тлена
@otstanotmenia
погодите, че, есть люди, которые реально не слышали о Ремарке?
а как же страдать над "На западном фронте без перемен"?!
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translation: are we discovering that some people have genuinely never heard of remarque? how do you people live without building character over All Quiet on the Western Front?!
🎈someone🎈
@somewherethere
if i found out my spouse secretly had a phd AND opinions about literature i would simply leave
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Jul 29, 2021 3:23 PM Replying to @somewherethere
Well, I left the room to get undressed and have a proper shower
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Rose Landry @rosieposie · Jul 29, 2021 3:57 PM Replying to @shane.hollander
omg, Shaney...
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Clarissa
@clarissaowen
this is not the content i signed up for but somehow i am invested. shane would you share something too?
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 30, 2021 5:18 PM Replying to @clarissaowen
he can offer you training routine, skincare routine, 100 best books about hockey, and best sex positions ever
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Jul 30, 2021 5:20 PM Replying to @rozanov81
ILYA HOLLANDER-ROZANOV!
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BETTY ROSE
@elizabethrosalinda
i wanted to be obnoxious about russians talking about Pushkin AGAIN, but i read this AND THIS IS GORGEOUS
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
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sweet olivia
@dreamingofocean
the count of monte cristo mention. immediate follow.
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
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think more @thinktwice · Jul 30, 2021 4:31 PM Replying to @dreamingofocean
girrrl he is a hockey player 🙄🙄🙄
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sweet olivia @dreamingofocean · Jul 30, 2021 4:54 PM Replying to @
oh. i checked his acc. monte cristo mentioned, amazing body AND HOT HUSBAND. I AM SOOOO FOLLOWING
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Dragon Fan
@dragoncoma
somewhere shane hollander is watching all this twitter drama unfold with his head in his hands
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 31, 2021 10:57 AM Replying to @dragoncoma
he watches it naked, railed and on dirty bedsheets
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Jul 31, 2021 11:01 AM Replying to @rozanov81
OH MY GOD ILYA SHUT UP
(and I changed the bedsheets fyi)
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 31, 2021 11:06 AM Replying to @shane.hollander
of course you did i love you, do you want me to bring you freshly squeezed orange juice?
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Harris Droover @pleasesaveme · Jul 31, 2021 11:52 AM Replying to @rozanov81, @shane.hollander
god give me strenght
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coca cola addict
@godblesscocacola
every day i understand hollander less
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hockey fan girl 💅🏻🏒 @toomanyfootnotes · Aug 1, 2021 8:20 AM Replying to @godblesscocacola
you are jk right? have you seen ilya rozanov? he's rich, his face and body is absurd, his hockey skills are even better AND he is smart. it's like sayig you don't understand a person who has chosen emmmm apollo?
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 1, 2021 8:41 AM Replying to @toomanyfootnotes, @godblesscocacola
Seconded.
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pacman 👾
@sirtetris
This is the first time I've seen Durrell, Pushkin and Dumas recommended in the same thread.
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
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birthday girl 🎂
@anastasialama
"about life and love even when everything gets worse" okay so emotional damage
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
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svetlana @svetaishere · Aug 2, 2021 12:29 PM Replying to @anastasialama
he knows everything about emotional damage
hb btw!
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мантикора
@heraltmydaddy
не ожидал, что однажды буду смотреть, как хоккеист объясняет англоязычному интернету существование европейской литературы.
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 2, 2021 6:41 PM Replying to @anastasialama
за ведьмака респект 🤤
@shane.hollander remind me to show you the game, you're gonna love it
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 2, 2021 6:43 PM Replying to @rozanov81
uh ok, but I will watch while you play 😊
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 2, 2021 6:51 PM Replying to @shane.hollander
and then we will play 😈😈😈😈
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translation:
author: i never expected to witness a hockey player introducing the english internet to european literature
ilya rozanov: respect for the witcher
ANNIE 🌛
@an1209na
this is the healthiest thing hockey twitter has produced in years
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 2, 2021 8:41 PM Replying to @an1209na
sorry i will fix it 😔
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Harris Droover @pleasesaveme · Aug 2, 2021 8:54 PM Replying to @rozanov81
oh no
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Mattew
@mattewlewis92
eveyone is so about this rozanov now, being educated isn't a personality
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 3, 2021 3:11 PM Replying to @mattewlewis92
And being an ass on twitter is, right?
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Cliff Marlow
@bostonmarly
@rozanov81 how did you manage to covert this perfect golden polite canadian boy into a menace? 🤣🤣🤣
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 4, 2021 8:19 AM Replying to @bostonmarly
He just loves me very much? (and I do him too)
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 4, 2021 8:31 AM Replying to @shane.hollander, @bostonmarly
my baby im so proud 🥰🥰😭
and he has always been like this, but it was a secret only for me 😏
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Cliff Marlow @bostonmarly · Aug 4, 2021 10:02 AM Replying to @rozanov81, @shane.hollander
you guys are disgustingly cute 🥴
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just an ordinary girl
@helenmelon12
the scariest part is that i bet he remembers what he read —
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 5, 2021 11:56 AM Replying to @helenmelon12
???
if you don't drink memory vitamins, ask pike @piiikeh, i gave him some
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Hayden Pike 💪🏒 @@piiikeh · Aug 5, 2021 12:55 PM Replying to @rozanov81, @helenmelon12
no YOU DIDN'T?
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 5, 2021 2:43 PM Replying to @piiikeh, @helenmelon12
oh, i see it didnt work. ok i will give you another ones
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Al
@rednaxelatoh
the real victim here is shane hollander because imagine trying to argue with this man
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Jul 20, 2021
my dad and my husband secretly posted some random books i mentioned over time. but i don't want to be a reading joy killer, because some of the books are soul-sucking (school system in russia is sometimes...
44 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 9.8K Likes
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 5, 2021 11:15 AM Replying to @rednaxelatoh
i never win, have you seen his yearning deer eyes and his sexy back arch? 🥵💦🥵🍆🧎🏼♂️
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Al @rednaxelatoh · Aug 5, 2021 12:55 PM Replying to @rozanov81
somehow it's eww and aww at the same time?
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troy barrett @btroyyyy · Aug 5, 2021 4:25 PM Replying to @rednaxelatoh, @rozanov81
Actually, "ew and aw" is his branding lol
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po🏒
@brr54emu_
"dr rozanov's book club" sounds like a threat
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 6, 2021 7:11 PM Replying to @brr54emu_
😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
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ilya rozanov
@rozanov81
ok it worked very well 😈😇
and my pr team told me that it's good to share good books so since now i will post 5 books every month
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Harris Droover @pleasesaveme · Aug 7, 2021 12:20 PM Replying to @rozanov81
if you meant me as your pr team - you didn't ask
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Harris Droover @pleasesaveme · Aug 7, 2021 12:21 PM Replying to @rozanov81
but idea is nice though, but PLEASE show me the text of the next tweet before you post it. @shane.hollander please back me up.
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 7, 2021 12:25 PM Replying to @pleasesaveme, @rozanov81
Ilya, you told me you asked Harris about it.
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 7, 2021 12:30 PM Replying to @shane.hollander, @pleasesaveme
but harris is happy about books you see? so everything is good
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 7, 2021 12:37 PM Replying to @rozanov81, @pleasesaveme
Harris, I will check it.
And yes, baby, this time everything is fine, but next time don't tell me you checked if you didn't. And now exit twitter and let's go do groceries. I am waiting. I want nuts.
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 7, 2021 12:39 PM Replying to @shane.hollander, @pleasesaveme
you always can have mine, my beloved husband 😏😘😉
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 7, 2021 12:43 PM Replying to @rozanov81, @pleasesaveme
CASHEWS, ILYA
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Harris Droover @pleasesaveme · Aug 7, 2021 12:44 PM Replying to @rozanov81, @shane.hollander
ILYA HOLLANDER-ROZANOV 🫵
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 7, 2021 12:45 PM Replying to @shane.hollander, @pleasesaveme
y'all have dirty minds i'm innocent!
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BOODRAM @centaurzane · Aug 7, 2021 12:51 PM Replying to @rozanov81, @pleasesaveme
LOL, Cap, I love you! 🤣🤣🤣 (NOT YOUR WAY, SHANE, I PROMISE)
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 7, 2021 12:51 PM Replying to @rozanov81, @pleasesaveme
Ah, and I've already started preparing for you...
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 7, 2021 12:55 PM Replying to @shane.hollander, @pleasesaveme
DO NOT START WITHOUT ME I'M ALMOST THERE
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Harris Droover @pleasesaveme · Aug 7, 2021 12:59 PM Replying to @shane.hollander, @rozanov81
Not you too, Shane Hollander 😫
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 7, 2021 1:05 PM Replying to @pleasesaveme
hey, @btroyyyy, your boyfriend is jealous, be good to him!
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troy barrett @@btroyyyy · Aug 7, 2021 1:10 PM Replying to @rozanov81, @pleasesaveme, @shane.hollander
Hi you all here. Baby, you know I am waiting for you here, while you are working?
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Harris Droover @pleasesaveme · Aug 7, 2021 1:12 PM Replying to @btroyyyy, @rozanov81
BABY, I LOVE YOU, BUT NOT YOU TOO ON TWITTER
(but maybe feel better 🥰)
But we'll have a talk with both of you @rozanov81 @shane.hollander and your bad influence
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