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  1. THIS IS A MEDICAL PROCEDURE! by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    17 Jun 2026

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    Hermione Granger is forty-one weeks pregnant, massive, and murderous. If this baby doesn’t shift soon, she’ll shag it out herself.

    "You want me to have sex with you. While you are forty-one weeks pregnant. With my son. Who is - currently - in there."

    "Yes."

    "And you want me to - to - " He swallowed. His Adam's apple bobbed. "To put my - inside you - while our child is - "

    "Yes."

    "Right there."

    "Yes, Draco, that's how pregnancy works, the baby is inside me, I don't know if you've noticed - "

    "But what if I - " He made a gesture. A vague, frantic, deeply unhelpful gesture. "What if I poke him?"

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