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r/unstableuniversity · 11mo ago
fairymimis
Any advice on picking classes?
Discussion
Hi! im joining UU this year and i wanna ask if by chance anyone has any stories / advice for a new student… CS major btw :) looking for friends
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englishgrapes · 11mo ago
Check out UU on Rate My Professors. I warn you, please do not take Prof. Flame for your math classes.
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fairymimis OP · 11mo ago
thank u!! is he really that bad?
starryskym · 11mo ago
Definitely, the reviews speak for themselves LOL. He also has beef with everyone's favourite professor so that's also another reason.
fairymimis OP · 11mo ago
wait someone catch me up plsss
snoozings222 · 11mo ago
basically for years prof lomedy has been seen yelling at prof flame nobody even knows what happened lmao but they just argue a lot and ya im biased i love prof lomedy he's never ever wrong. tbh prof flame has been with so many ppl, like prof wemmbu, prof jaden, prof lettuce, etc. he has too many enemies
clownglazer67 · 11mo ago
^ Heavy on prof flame… I might switch majors tbh I wish I took prof clown
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Flame 2.7/5
Professor in the Mathematics department at University of Unstable
44% would take again | 3.7 level of difficulty
209 student ratings
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MATH10B Apr 22nd, 2024
Quality: 2.0
Difficulty: 5.0
i shouldn't have listened to my smart friend when he told me to sign up for prof flame. lorddd i cried so many times. he only treats u better if u’re smart otherwise he'll make sarcastic remarks about you </3
Tags: don't take unless you're a genius, or a masochist, atleast one person cries every class, was me on several occasions
173 likes • 8 dislikes
MATH10A Apr 22nd, 2024
Quality: 2.0
Difficulty: 5.0
in a prison of my own making. signed up bc hes handsome and kinda funny but oh god. like yes it is super entertaining bc these two blonde guys would randomly show up atleast once per month and ragebait the hell out of him honestly my saviours. wouldve cried without their presence i wonder who they are
Tags: so hard, funny lectures but i dont get anything, i think i need to switch classes, prof flame crying club
180 likes • 2 dislikes
MATH10C Apr 22nd, 2024
Quality: 3.0
Difficulty: 3.0
Nobody talking abt the elephant in the room that is dude has knives in his bag, pulled it out and started swinging at this one annoying student that was challenging him. scared the fuck out of me into behaving well after that.
Tags: wtf did i get myself into, pissed my pants, good lecturer tho, 911 on speed dial, why does he carry knives
167 likes • 0 dislikes
MATH20E Apr 22nd, 2024
Quality: 5.0
Difficulty: 3.0
Graduated UU by now but I like this site. I think so many people are exaggerating, he's a 10/10 professor. Definitely hard but worth it if you put in the effort. His grading is not that bad and his tests aren't that hard compared to upper divisions, especially if you actually study the materials.
No comment on the knives though, he just does that I guess.
Tags: clear grading, test heavy, good lectures
138 likes • 4 dislikes
MATH10C Apr 22nd, 2024
Quality: 5.0
Difficulty: 5.0
Was there for the knife incident, can confirm scary as hell I don't know how the principal hasn't confiscated them.... also found out that the two ragebaiters are the prof’s friends from college and they call themselves the ‘golden boys’ . Really funny tho, it's like watching a show. I have no idea how they're still allowed within campus, they don't go here nor do they teach here, in fact they're professors at a completely different university, no idea how they even have time for this. Super entertaining, oh yea got sidetracked uhhh hard assignments and tests but worth it.
Tags: golden boys, challenging class, scary professor, he did a math equation blindfolded, just aura farming
122 likes • 0 dislikes
MATH10E Apr 23rd, 2024
Quality: 1.0
Difficulty: 5.0
Professor Flame probably is a sadist that tortures his students for satanic rituals.
Tags: think thrice before picking
94 likes • 19 dislikes
MATH20A Apr 23rd, 2024
Quality: 2.0
Difficulty: 5.0
wish this website was around before i chose his class. sometimes i have nightmares where the professor would pull out his knives and stabs me. ive never studied math harder…
Tags: 911 on speed dial, im so scared
149 likes · 2 dislikes
MATH10B Apr 23rd, 2024
Quality: 1.0
Difficulty: 5.0
Lord I'll spend all my lifespan investing in a time machine so I could go back just to convince this guy to never teach math and torture hundreds of poor students
107 likes · 12 dislikes
MATH10C Apr 23rd, 2024
Quality: 5.0
Difficulty: 3.0
it's fascinating, i actually cracked the code on professor flame after i noticed that he genuinely is the most expressive person ever. just don't piss him off when he's in a bad mood. for example when u ask him a question when he's in a bad mood he'll just raise his eyebrow and talk less in general also he looks at u like u’re trash, but when he's feeling good u can just tell it's like someone possessed him lmao.
Tags: be nicer to him, hes actually so cute
117 likes · 5 dislikes
MATH10D Apr 23rd, 2024
Quality: 4.0
Difficulty: 3.0
highkey agree with the previous post, prof flame is genuinely just like a big puppy and he keeps bothering this cute guy who i later found out was biology prof lomedy???
Tags: i see potential, most hated prof with, least hated prof thinking emoji
95 likes · 21 dislikes
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Lomedy 4.8/5
Professor in the Biology department at University of Unstable
91% would take again | 2.9 level of difficulty
188 student ratings
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BIO10D Apr 22nd, 2024
Quality: 5.0
Difficulty: 3.0
prof lomedy is an angel sent from heavens, best prof ever my saviour. explained in so much detail with ppts, videos, etc. flexible office hours for questions also actually replies to emails. so lovely and likable
Tags: ill miss him next year, clear grading criterias, awesome in general
159 likes • 3 dislikes
BIO10A Apr 22nd, 2024
Quality: 5.0
Difficulty: 1.0
cant pay attention. prof lomedy is too cute esp when these two friends of his would troll him and hes so cute when hes angry… also to prof flame when prof lom would yell at him in the hallways so cute lol whatever they have going on
Tags: my professor cannot be this cute, dude nobody looking at the sociology, or whatever he teaches
160 likes • 1 dislikes
BIO20D Apr 22nd, 2024
Quality: 4.0
Difficulty: 4.0
All around a great professor, passionate about his teachings and very intelligent. His lectures are really engaging and entertaining, a rare non toxic environment. (Except on some occasions when those two guys would show up, front seat at his lectures and piss him off but it was funny. I didn't think the professor could get mad before witnessing that.)
Tags: awesome lecturer, friendly and helpful, clear grading criterias
149 likes • 0 dislikes
BIO10E Apr 22nd, 2024
Quality: 5.0
Difficulty: 2.0
MY FRIEND TAKES MATH10C AND THE TWO RAGEBAITERS TERRORIZING PROF LOMEDY & PROF FLAME ARE THE SAME PEOPLE ?? how do they know eachother.
Tags: golden boys
136 likes • 5 dislikes
BIO20B Apr 22nd, 2024
Quality: 5.0
Difficulty: 3.0
I really like prof. Lomedy, his classes are an absolute godsend. Cares about his students and actually checks up on your progress instead of not caring like most other professors, some days I have his class and prof. Flame’s back to back & the contrast is jarring. I hate bioeng :(
Tags: best prof in uu, will tell my children about him, super attentive
143 likes • 2 dislikes
BIO10A Apr 22nd, 2024
Quality: 1.0
Difficulty: 5.0
dont get the hype lol hes just a pretty face
3 likes • 276 dislikes
BIO10E Apr 23rd, 2024
Quality: 4.0
Difficulty: 4.0
i swear sometimes after class theres always this one guy standing outside waiting for the prof and hes actually really scary… gave me a death stare when i touched the prof's hand????? who is this guy?????? and why is he so protective of him????????
Tags: scary partner, handsome guy tho
119 likes · 7 dislikes
BIO20A Apr 23rd, 2024
Quality: 5.0
Difficulty: 1.0
don't worry it's just prof flame from the math department, totallyyyy harmless.
honestly they're both pretty scary like everyone always talks about how lovely prof lomedy is but he can be scary too… pretty hot
Tags: ngl have a crush on him, and prof flame both
96 likes · 20 dislikes
BIO10D Apr 23rd, 2024
Quality: 3.0
Difficulty: 2.0
im gonna be honest, his teaching style isnt for me but i do understand those who like him. but some people are genuinely so weird towards this guy sometimes its actually disturbing and he deserves better tbhh
Tags: touch some grass, leave the profs alone bruh
102 likes · 8 dislikes
BIO10C Apr 23rd, 2024
Quality: 4.0
Difficulty: 3.0
what are y'all onnn….. i don't think the professors care,, tbh i think they're dating lol
Tags: professor yaoi, flamedy
142 likes · 2 dislikes
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r/unstableuniversity · 1mo ago
l3monades
PROFESSOR LOMEDY AND FLAME ???
Gossip
me and my friends had dinner at the new diner downtown and we were seated right across prof lomedy and flame and they were joking and laughing so much i swear my friend who takes math has never seen prof flame laugh this much and the way he looked at prof lomedy like he hung the moon. we're theorizing that they're in a relationship, like a real one instead of all the enemies to lovers jokes in the forums please… flamedy is real
WDIT: HERES PROOF I SACRIFICED MYSELF TO TAKE THIS PHOTO IMG.3051 AND CHECKOUT THE POST BY u/melonparfait
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melonparfait · 1mo ago
finally someone's caught on… i swear they're so obvious lol how has nobody noticed they have matching rings, or all the other things by now. but by me and my friend's estimates it's been almost a yr (on and off) lol
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l3monades OP · 1mo ago
??? ALMOST A YEAR WTF… how come i’ve never noticed the rings
r0lling-girl · 1mo ago
source ?
melonparfait · 1mo ago
i’ll make a separate post soon
honkmyhonda · 1mo ago
Y'all are just saying shit at this point. Not everything has to be gay LMFAO
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l3monades OP · 1mo ago
do you even go here? discrimination is against school rules bye
chorusfruit · 1mo ago
dang. i dont take math or bio (history major) but the neighbouring gossip good as hell… i thought they hated eachother when did we develop to this??
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pandemoniium · 1mo ago
keep up broo they haven't hated eachother for a whileee now… or well, they did have an argument kinda recently but i think they're back now.
r/unstableuniversity · 1mo ago
melonparfait
Rough Timeline of Professor Flame & Lomedy
Gossip
source : my friend is lomedy's ta, me and my friends in this investigation are all in either/both of their math and bio classes
Before: although they've been co-workers for a while, it's well known and circulated amongst the students that they're constantly at each other's throats, for what reason we don't know but some key points that we do know & some history:
- both went to the same university, but from our digging on their univ days, only thing we found was that they both ran for the student president election and both lost badly ☠️ also despite prof flame being a year behind prof lom they both graduated same year
- their mutual friends aka the ‘golden boys’ are prof spongs & prof willsion from UOL. prof flame are best friends with them since university, prof spongs has one sided beef with prof lomedy about being ‘the best bio professor’. prof spongs twt acc basically, if you search up ‘flamefrags’ (prof flame’s old deleted acc) on his account you can see him constantly tease prof flame about his crush since their college days on someone dubbed as ‘senior’. 🤔 IMG.1098 IMG.1203 IMG.1501 (archive before it gets deleted)
- prof flame had constantly been seen invading prof lomedy’s space since he first joined UU, he also mentioned how he's only teaching at UU because of prof lomedy
June 13th 2025: first spotted having lunch together at campus (nobody sat within a 10ft radius of them lol so we don't know what happened) but after this they're seen around together more often and seems closer which is why we think they've been together for almost a year
August 1st 2025: within the 2 month gap, prof flame & prof jaden went from being best friends to beefing. but on this date, prof jaden apparently stole something from prof lomedy and so prof flame & prof lomedy both worked together against the common enemy or whatever lol. after this we also see prof lomedy's instagram post IMG.2218 and a photo of prof flame IMG.2514 the first appearance of the matching rings, yes we dug and searched for the listing and it is infact, sold as a set!
October 18th 2025: prof flame & prof wemmbu has always been in some sort of rivalry (god knows what. to be the least liked prof in uu maybe ☠️) and prof lomedy was supportive of prof flame ?? 😭😭 which is interesting because prof lomedy & prof wemmbu were in the same year & kinda close during their univ days
November 28th 2025: bit vague but my ta friend overheard them arguing in prof lomedy's office, nasty ass break up probably. but importantly after, there was an investigation by the school board on prof lomedy that's somehow prof flame’s fault because afterwards prof flame had been spotted on numerous occasions apologizing to prof lomedy, including bringing him lunch, occasionally sitting in on his lectures, waiting for him after classes. prof lomedy also stopped wearing the ring
February 16th 2026: after the cold war they got back together ☠️ the rings are back. overheard their conversation, prof flame promised to change for the better and prof lomedy forgave him “ill forgive you as long as you promise” dude what evennnn
Now: back together 😭 still very close, sometimes shows up at each other's lectures (once overheard prof lomedy scolding prof flame for scaring his students lol), and most recently spotted having a nice dinner together (courtesy of u/l3monades). side note, students have seen them arriving and leaving campus together so they're living together but not sure when that happened
congratulations professor flame for getting together with your crush of almost a decade, we applaud you
update: look at prof spongs’ twt account LMAO i think prof flame might be crashing out on his priv. honestly didn't even know he lurks on the uu subreddit
oh and my venmo is ******** if any of y'all wanna buy me and my friends drinks for this lol
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pandemoniium · 1mo ago
this is crazy… y'all have done crazy work hoooly
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poetictragedyy · 1mo ago
no wonder why me and my friends have been seeing professor flame at our bio lectures. ngl we do a spin wheel every time and whoever it lands on must sit in for the lecture and tell us if he's there or not and if he is the rest of us don't show up (yes the prof’s absences has indeed spiked, and he sent us all an email about it LMFAO i feel badd love u prof lom but i’m not getting near those knives)
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fairymimis · 1mo ago
Do you guys think we'll be invited to the wedding?
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l3monades · 1mo ago
did not know professor flame was a professional yearner
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fairymimis · 1mo ago
RIGHTT how come people aren't talking about the fact that he's been crushing since their undergrad days oh my god….
awningchu · 1mo ago
im so envious this is so entertaining wish i was in STEM so i could witness this firsthand.
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