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    ParrotX2’s life sucks, like really badly. Well, of course it would. He’s born quarter parrot which basically meant his wings were too small to fly while still having them affect ordinary life. His parents died very young, he has almost no friends and the people he was friends with either died or left him.

    he lives off of instant noodles and he works at the most dangerous coffee shop around. Oh did he mention his powers suck ass?

    But it’s fine, it’s totally fine, as long as his life plans don’t get thrown out of the window because of Villains, or hero’s, or Vigilantes. He’ll make it work.

    Turns out, life kind of has a way of fucking him over.

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    The Director stared at him, Parrot really didn’t expect his day to end with a notorious supervillain staring him dead in the eye.

    “What parrot are you?” He asked

    “What?”

    “You know, like what type of parrot are you, a Military Cacaw, a Parakeet,”

    “Ok first off bro, why would I be a parakeet, second off. Good question, I don’t know. Third, shut up.”

    (I'M ONLY SHIPPING THE IN GAME CHARACTERS, NOT THE PEOPLE IRL)

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    30 Mar 2026

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    Mark looked down at Tubbo as the older hugged his knees tightly to his chest. “I know this sounds silly but. . . do you— do you think that if I could talk to Dream, then I could convince him not to hurt anyone?” Tubbo asked, his voice soft but it sounded like he was on the brink of tears.

    Mark felt his heart shatter. As much as Tubbo talked about how he hated Dream, Tubbo still wanted his big brother figure back.

    As much as Mark wanted to feed Tubbo’s optimism, Mark knew he couldn’t. “I don’t know,” was all Mark could offer to Tubbo.

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    In which, Tommy and Tubbo’s celebration of coming out of hiding is put to a complete stop after it’s shortly revealed that Dream - their older brother figure and a dangerous villain - has broken out of Pandora’s Vault.

    What is it that Dream wants? Tommy and Tubbo themselves.

    The heroes that put Tommy and Tubbo under their care now have to find a way to protect the two teens from Dream. But is it enough to keep the monster at bay?

    [ IF ANY CCs ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH ANY ELEMENTS IN THE FIC, PLEASE INFORM ME I WILL CHANGE THEM !! ]

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    18 Mar 2026

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    A Twitter account is created for the sole purpose of posting people’s anonymous confessions about State High. Some posts may or may not be sent in by certain students.

    (in which State High gains a new Tumblr-style confessions account on Twitter, Saparata is a pining idiot, Fluixon’s in denial, and maybe their “queerbaiting” isn’t actually bait.)

    The low word count is because this is a chatfic/socmed AU !! There will be occasional snippets of text to describe things happening outside of social media, although they will be short 😓

    Currently on hiatus until early May bc author has exams :]

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    15 Mar 2026

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    A pessimistic boy revived at the age of seven.
    A boy born with his heart on the right side of his chest.
    Reunited years later, the unusual pair begin the search to the answer of one of life's greatest questions: why do humans live if they are born to suffer?

    A short slice of life written by Velpurnia.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    One of the only survivors of the fallen kingdom; Theria, is sold to a brothel to act as the brothel's highest ranking courtesan.

    Behind the flashy jewelry, under the expensive silk. Danger lurks, a decoration in the morning—an assassin in the night.

     


    On another night a rebellious prince, who sneakes out his palace to experience the capital—stubles upon the back garden of the brothel, only to see a beautiful angel that shined like the dim moon.

    wait– is he.... beating up someone...?

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    08 Mar 2026