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1. elope with me, miss private by thestartofnothing

   Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

   • Mature
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   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   17 Jun 2026

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   • Higashikata Josuke (JoJo: Diamond is Unbreakable)/Kujo Jotaro
   • Higashikata Josuke (JoJo: Diamond is Unbreakable)/Kishibe Rohan
   • other ships not tagged for spoiler reasons hehe sorry
   • Higashikata Josuke (JoJo: Diamond is Unbreakable)
   • Hirose Koichi
   • Kishibe Rohan
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Booty Calls
   • Unrequited Love
   • POV Higashikata Josuke (JoJo: Diamond is Unbreakable)
   • Banter
   • stupid men being stupid
   • this is primarily a josuhan fic everything else is just seasoning
   • Marriage
   • POV Kishibe Rohan

   Summary

   If soulmates are real, they must be some kind of cosmic joke. If you ask Josuke, that's probably what he'll say.

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   English

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