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Published:
2026-06-19
Updated:
2026-07-03
Words:
5,296
Chapters:
9/?
Comments:
108
Kudos:
150
Bookmarks:
15
Hits:
1,207

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Summary:

a very unserious social media au where:

- Martin speaks like a toronto man
- James speaks in riddles. might be a vampire
- Juhoon is fluent in minionese
- Seonghyeon just wants to flirt
- Keonho is a wattpad author

Chapter 1: profiles

Notes:

this is all for jokes pls don’t take seriously 🤓🤍

here’s what i used to create this!: twitter workskin and ios workskin

 

ignore timestamps and dates plsss!

 

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(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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martyyy ⁶𓅓

@martinsroom

wagwan delilah | 6'3 | wasian | check out my soundcloud

Toronto, Ontario

Born March 20, 2008

Joined August 2025

958 Following    7.3k Followers


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𝑱.

@riddlemejames

Source? Bro, divine intuition

The Catacombs

Born October 14, 1805

Joined August 2025

76 Following    9.8k Followers


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jjunana 🍌

@bello_juhoon

bello! muak muak muak... kampai!

despicably me!

Born January 3, 2008

Joined August 2025

4.8k Following    7.6k Followers


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sean 💋

@prettyboy.hyeon

dms are open 😉

ur room...

Born January 13, 2009

Joined August 2025

126 Following    10.7k Followers


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keoni 🌊

@keonhowrites

chapter 24 of "The CEO's Rules" out now! thank you for 10k reads!

writing ✍🏼

Born February 14, 2009

Joined August 2025

1.2k Following    17.4k Followers


Notes:

ok look i know martin’s layout is not giving torontoman at all but LOWE ITTTT trying to find pics that matched was so hard