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1. The Strategic Misuse of Mabari Grooming Balm and Other Closely Guarded Secrets by karinabean

   Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Female Inquisitor/Cullen Rutherford
   • Cullen Rutherford/Female Trevelyan
   • Cullen Rutherford
   • Original Inquisitor Character(s) (Dragon Age)
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Fluff and Mush
   • Established Relationship
   • Future Fic
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Humor
   • Banter
   • Hair care
   • Seduction
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Oral Sex
   • Cunnilingus
   • Praise Kink
   • Dirty Talk
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Competence Kink
   • Curly Haired Cullen Rutherford
   • Good Boy Cullen Rutherford
   • Inquisitor Trevelyan is a Menace
   • they are so in love it's disgusting
   • Sergeant Scruffles is Canon Now
   • The Author Needed a Break From Angst
   • Cullen Drops to His Knees Quicker Than You Can Blink
   • Absolutely Zero Ser Martin In This House
   • No beta we die like Roderick
   • Actually that's not true Cullen may have beta read this smut
   • He approved

   Summary

   “I’ll admit it smells wonderful. It reminds me of someone, but I just can’t quite put my finger on it.”
   Cullen groaned, lifting the corner of the pillow until his amber eyes met hers. "Maker, take me into the void. Take me now."

   In which the Inquisitor sneaks into the Commander's loft wearing nothing but a robe, intent on seduction. Instead, she discovers exactly what product he uses to condition those majestic golden curls—and Cullen’s dignity suffers a fatal blow.

   (A future-timeline, established-relationship missing scene for The Skyhold Literary Society. Pure fluff, feral smut, and tooth-aching domesticity).

   Series

   • Part 2 of The Skyhold Literary Society & Supplemental Archives

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