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The Illustrious Mind of One Snapped Pine by Allied_Mastercomputer69
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
31 Jul 2026
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Summary
Dipper Pines is crazy.
Well, in the "witty towel quote" sense of the word, we're all a little crazy.
But Dipper Pines is a FUCKING nutcase.
In the 11 years following the temporary end of the world, Dipper has devolved to become isolated, neurotic, ridiculously grandiose, and dubbed the new town maniac. Following a half-botched, psychotically violent summoning that nearly gets him institutionalized, he finds himself more scrutinized than ever.
But the 23 year old recreational cannibal knows a man like himself is far too wonderful to be disliked. So Dipper Pines has decided that he's going to be better, in every way. And adored. By everyone. But he's gonna need some help.
By sheer, divine coincidence (nothing else, of course), help comes in the form of a begrudging, severely weakened, and devilishly handsome Bill Cipher. New and improved in human skin, and now bound to serve a man who he has obsessively watched during his time in prison.
But bound indefinitely to his screw-loose counterpart, Bill Cipher begins to learn what it means to be human, and just how far his past transgressions have gone.