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Summary:

Ego Jinpachi did not build Blue Lock Academy to produce well-rounded students.

Well-rounded students become well-rounded adults.
Well-rounded adults become furniture.
She built it to produce monsters.
Class Z, unfortunately, does not look like monsters yet. They look like sixteen-year-olds who got on a suspicious bus and are now questioning every decision that led them here.

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A genderbend Blue Lock AU told entirely through Twitter posts, group chats, and the slow realization that this was supposed to be fluffy and then feelings happened.

Notes:

- THIS IS NOT TTS FRIENDLY !!
- You can scroll through the iOS msg
- Feel free to point out grammar errors

Updates: Whenever the hell I want (Maybe once or twice a month)

Chapter 1: Prologue

Chapter Text

Isagi
@isayoiiichi

Guys is it rational to accept some random application to a shady ass gifted school

5:00 PM · Mar 3, 2025


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Kira Ryosuke @kiraryosuke_fb · Mar 3 Replying to @isayoiiichi

YOU TOO???

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Isagi
@isayoiiichi

yo its lwk looking like im getting kidnapped but we ball

Isagi @isayoiiichi · Mar 3

Guys is it rational to accept some random school application to a shady ass gifted school

5:31 PM · Mar 4, 2025


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Tada @tadahereitis · Mar 4 Replying to @isayoiiichi

WHERE ARE U GUYS??? OML

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Isagi @isayoiiichi · Mar 4 Replying to @tadahereitis

we're gen in the middle of nowhere bro all i can see are trees and more trees

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Isagi
@isayoiiichi

BYE BYE GUYS IM GONNA REACH A NEW LVL OF TALENT AFTER THIS

5:57 PM · Mar 4, 2025


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"Woah" Isagi muttered.

"This whole thing still seems weird"

Isagi tuned out Kira. As far as she knew, this program might just be what she needed after that horrible game yesterday. Kira wouldn't get it, but Ego did.

Isagi noticed someone sleeping across the seats in the back. The yellow under the brown hair stuck out to her amongst everyone. I wish I had that much audacity!

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The bus ride lasted another hour.

No one really talked.

Most people were either asleep, listening to music, or staring out the window as the scenery became increasingly concerning.

Isagi wasn't sure when the roads had disappeared.

She was pretty sure schools were usually located near civilization.

This one seemed determined to avoid it.

Her phone buzzed.

-begin of chat-


Groupchat: Homeroom Z!! Rock the world!!!!

Today

Wataru Kuon :

Is everyone added now?


Yudai Imamura :

forget that

wtf is the gc icon


Wataru Kuon :

Whats wrong with it?


well it is a bit


corny


Meguru Bachira :

LMAOOOO


Wataru Kuon :

Since nobody is taking this seriously


introduce yourselves


name and specialty


Yudai Imamura :

im hot


next question


Jingo Raichi :

THAT ISNT A SPECIALTY THE FUCK??


Yudai Imamura :

sounds like someones jealous


Yudai Imamura:


Yoichi Isagi


football


Meguru Bachira :

ART!!!!


I DO ART


ISAGI LETS BE FRIENDS


we've exchanged like 4 messages


but sure


Meguru Bachira :

YIPPEE


Rensuke Kunigami :

Boxing


athletics department


Hyoma Chigiri :

Track


that's it


Gin Gagamaru :

Geography


did you know there are countries completely surrounded by another country


actually wait


i need to check


Asahi Naruhaya :

what kind of geography are they teaching you bro


Meguru Bachira :

wait


you guys actually play sports?


???


yes?


wild


i draw :3


why are you here


idk


ego said i was weird enough


:D


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-end of chat-

Isagi stared at the chat.

Football.

Art.

Boxing.

Track.

Geography.

One of these things was not like the others.

Actually, none of them were like the others. What kind of school accepted students from completely different disciplines? What exactly was Blue Lock trying to create?

Her phone buzzed again.

The bus was slowing down. Outside the window, the trees finally gave way to steel. A massive building seemed to be rising from the forest. Someone near the front of the bus swore and someone else started recording.

For the first time since receiving the invitation, Isagi felt genuinely nervous.

Whatever Blue Lock was,

she had a feeling her life was about to change.